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Just Some Guy
@themosersaurus.bsky.social
Dog Dad. Dudeist Priest. Aspie. Vet. Gamer. Pro-science. Pro-Freedom. Pro-Choice. Pro-Love.
Anti-doing the dishes

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Listen. I’m a straight, white male.

If there is ANYTHING I can do to help you get through the near future, let me know. I will do my best.

We’re all in this together.
If somebody uses the word “intuitive” to sell you on a product, service, or app, you can bet your ass it is anything but.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Your daily reminder that every single appointed official in the executive branch right now is a criminal, and they all need to be held accountable.
Pretty interested to watch this play out
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Here’s your daily reminder of
MAN, FUCK THIS GUY!
Q: “Can you clarify where you said the Presidential Medal of Freedom is better than the Congressional Medal of Honor? Many veterans are upset about that”

TRUMP: “People who get the Congressional Medal of Honor are often horribly wounded or dead...”

#VeteransDay
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Don’t thank me for my service. Make what I fought for worth it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Happy Veterans Day to everyone who served.
a man in a military uniform is sitting in a car and looking out the window .
Alt: a man in a military uniform is sitting in a car and looking out the window .
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November 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
New work motto: “I don’t have the bandwidth for this bullshit.”
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“The hard part about playing chicken is knowing when to flinch.” from Hunt For the Red October.

This is very true. Unless you’re in Congress. The GOP knows the Democrats will flinch first every. Single. Time.
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Being an adult in this day and age means feeling an overwhelming sense of accomplishment at having saved $30 on groceries thanks to coupons.
a young boy is peeking out of a door and saying `` i 'm a big kid now . ''
Alt: a young boy is peeking out of a door and saying `` i 'm a big kid now . ''
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November 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Proof that I actually do go out to play every now and then.
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I’m not the most social person in the world, but it is fun to have good times with good people.
November 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
TFW a temp agency recruiter messages you on LinkedIn about a job… WITH YOUR CURRENT COMPANY.
a man in a green shirt is sitting at a table with the words `` so ... you 're dumb '' above him .
Alt: a man in a green shirt is sitting at a table with the words `` so ... you 're dumb '' above him .
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November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
In a sane world, my 1200sqft 1980-built house shouldn’t go for more than $200k (thanks, pool!)
I could sell today for $400-$425k, easy, according to market data I get.

People aren’t buying because everything is to expensive. The only buyers are LLCs, and vulture capital.
U.S. HOUSING MARKET RECORD IMBALANCE — HOME SELLERS NOW OUTNUMBER BUYERS BY OVER 500,000, THE LARGEST GAP EVER RECORDED.
November 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Sooooo Uzbekistan will pretty much be spending their entire GDP on US goods?
Cool story, bro.
This is amazing and a total game changer for our tanking economy but release the Epstein files.
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Remember the good ol’ days where you could ZIP a pdf and reduce the file size by around 50%?
pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv
Alt: pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv
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November 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
You know what? I say let’s test the nukes. ALL the nukes. At the same time. In this one very specific cave.

newatlas.com/biology/sulf...
World’s largest web houses 110,000 spiders thriving in total darkness
Deep underground in a dark, sulfuric cave on the border between Albania and Greece, scientists have made an incredible discovery – a giant communal spider web spanning more than 100 square meters (1,0...
newatlas.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
One really surefire way for any wannabe totalitarian regime to get and keep the military on their side is by fucking them over repeatedly. Works every time!
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I mean, whatever’s in there was bad enough to make King Chuck commonize his little brother.
November 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I’m gonna have to fall off the caffeine-free wagon today.
a picture of a school bus with the words struggle bus written below it
Alt: a picture of a school bus with the words struggle bus written below it
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November 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I think I just wrote a very nice, very professional, very WHAT THE FUCK FIX YOUR SHIT YOU WORTHLESS HEMORRHOID LICKERS email. I’m kinda proud of myself. Dropping phrases like “make it your highest priority” and “ensure attention to detail.”
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I feel like this constitutes child endangerment.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

apnews.com/article/fifa...
FIFA announces new peace prize to be awarded at World Cup draw in Washington
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.
apnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I don’t necessarily think it would be all that bad if Mamdani wins, gets sworn in, and suddenly declares a bloodthirsty jihad against the GOP in NYC. Go full Purge on the billionaires. Raze Wall Street and salt that earth. That sort of thing.
People are really losing their goddamn minds about this really nice dude running for mayor
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Election Day should be national holiday where literally the only things open are the polls and emergency services.
November 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Dick Cheney genuinely loved America.

The same way a chronic wife-beater genuinely loves his wife.
November 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM