Paul
@thentherespaul.bsky.social
Literally appalled (a-Paul-ed).
Scan, discard, select, move on.
Scan, discard, select, move on.
Dear officemate, yes it is chilly out, but this space heater has me all
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Dear officemate, yes it is chilly out, but this space heater has me all
Oh, Jane. Oh, Mary!
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Oh, Jane. Oh, Mary!
What if I wrote a screenplay about the gay elf from Rudolph titled Hermey, Say What? and was, I don’t know, nominated for an Oscar?
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
What if I wrote a screenplay about the gay elf from Rudolph titled Hermey, Say What? and was, I don’t know, nominated for an Oscar?
Someone just lamented how Thanksgiving break "coulda been a little longer," and I very nearly responded....
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Someone just lamented how Thanksgiving break "coulda been a little longer," and I very nearly responded....
Sometimes I think about Elaine's failed business venture, Top of the Muffin to You.
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Sometimes I think about Elaine's failed business venture, Top of the Muffin to You.
My humble family home but it’s Howards End
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My humble family home but it’s Howards End
This Thanksgiving an aunt told me I’m entirely extinct
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This Thanksgiving an aunt told me I’m entirely extinct
Looks like another cracky Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Looks like another cracky Thanksgiving
Let me get changed and we can talk about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Let me get changed and we can talk about it
Live footage of me qualifying for my free turkey
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Live footage of me qualifying for my free turkey
The only three spirits
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The only three spirits
Half day of stupid meetings before the most necessary break ever.
This is how I shall enter the room
This is how I shall enter the room
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Half day of stupid meetings before the most necessary break ever.
This is how I shall enter the room
This is how I shall enter the room
This bathroom mirror is the most homophobic thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This bathroom mirror is the most homophobic thing I’ve ever seen
I guess I’ll just see Laurie Metcalf kill it today?
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I guess I’ll just see Laurie Metcalf kill it today?
To my next door neighbor in our very residential neighborhood with his very industrial leaf blower…
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
To my next door neighbor in our very residential neighborhood with his very industrial leaf blower…
It was just bizarre when, one time in the early 2000s, I said I was from New Jersey and instead of The Sopranos or Jersey Shore, some random non-New Jerseyan said, “I’ve seen Copland.”
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It was just bizarre when, one time in the early 2000s, I said I was from New Jersey and instead of The Sopranos or Jersey Shore, some random non-New Jerseyan said, “I’ve seen Copland.”
Attention! Attention!!
My life goal is to be this bitchy.
My life goal is to be this bitchy.
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Attention! Attention!!
My life goal is to be this bitchy.
My life goal is to be this bitchy.
Oh and Kathy Baker? Please.
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Oh and Kathy Baker? Please.
