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Polish person living in England. I'm a lot.

Do not DM me out of the blue if I've never talked to you, I'll assume you're trying to sell me something.

I don't even have money. I got nothing chief.

Unless you come to my house, then I got some cash. Maybe.
If you've been wondering where I've gone this time, oomfie is making me read homestuck.

It is very long...
October 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
October 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It is midnight and someone in this neighborhood is playing singular notes on a recorder in the distance and it's pissing me off.
September 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Imagine putting 50 people in a room and telling them that they can win a [prize], but they have to vote someone out of the room every day. They get everything they need to live ofc.

Now simply burn any votes you get and never eliminate someone.

(This likely sounds insane without the context)
September 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Aaaand Israel bombed Qatar. Fuck
September 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I finally did it. I drew a humanoid that I was happy with. The proportions were fine and the pose was interesting.

And then I woke up.

Sob
September 2, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Horse Race test. Steel Ball Run. Uma Musume.

Huge year for Horses.
August 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Stomach ache eeauaehhggh
August 20, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I can name game moves.

The one where you punch them
LAAZZER BEAAAAAAAM
Twilight ensemble
Uhh go weird rock I found
★Mega cute decapitation!!!★
Mario Jump (Mario being a Romanian cashier, not a plumber)
Gun
BLACK HOLE
Elemental tachyonic supermembrane collider
That one phrase that damns you
Lick
August 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
@kanna-banana.bsky.social Hi I got into Uma Musume

What the fuck does wits do

Also I tried a max speed Bakushin build, had G+ stamina until the final races where it somehow got carried to E.

Take a wild guess what sparks I got
August 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Have YOU completed the Touhou popularity vote yet? toho-vote.info/vote/character
I did Koa, Mystia, Sakuya, Fairy, Reisen, Rumia and Flan in that order.
第21回東方Project人気投票
東方Projectに登場するキャラクターや音楽などの人気投票を行う非公式のオンラインイベントです。
toho-vote.info
August 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I should start a literature review blog or YouTube channel tbh.
August 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
So I read all of Chainsaw man part 1, and mother of god

I have no words. My opinions is complex, and I have no words to describe any of them. 5/10 for mixed feels.

Now how the fuck do I read part 2 in spite of the DMCA gods...
I hope I'll actually enjoy it this time because otherwise I'll be left questioning why people hyped it up so much.
August 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Deltarune's Ch7 boss is a god of hyper death (or equivalent) that's an anagram of Sariel mark my words.
August 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I'm picking up old manga I stopped reading years ago. The first one actually finished, but they dropped the ball so hard I won't even dare to name it.
Now I'm reading some start up action manga I dropped ages ago because it was boring to me then.
Heard it got an anime since.

It's Chainsaw man.
August 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
@unpeupasepique.bsky.social After my original meta account got deleted thanks to a sibling, I can play on VR again!
And I remembered that the avatar I always used was in fact, Mystia!
So here's a selfie!
August 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
@kanna-banana.bsky.social I tried one with an axe and accidentally got an eye like reflection
Reflexology... What a strange word... Thanks autocorrect!
August 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
@kanna-banana.bsky.social I got another one
August 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
They're dragging me back to England help
August 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I meant not...
Bot being contacted by bots/scammers/grifters here anymore is so nice.
August 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
@kanna-banana.bsky.social Not a field but it is shitty
August 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Man I sure do love having my hair un-nibbled!

The vicious gremlin of hair consumption:
August 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Bot being contacted by bots/scammers/grifters here anymore is so nice.
August 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I have money now. This is rare.

I think I might be able to get a bank account and FINALLY comission my OCs!!!
August 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Poland to Russia is like a rebellious child which got swept up by the western woke mob and has been corrupted, and needs correcting.

Russia to Poland is like a two time abusive kidnapper who has signalled that they'd happily do it a third time.
August 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM