Golden Öyster Cult
LightNews LightNews
banner
theocean85.bsky.social
Golden Öyster Cult
@theocean85.bsky.social
380 followers 250 following 2.3K posts
For-profit healthcare is genocide

#311,920

Fav bands: Blue Öyster Cult, Golden Earring, Pearl Jam, The Beths, Frank Zappa, The Kinks

Fav films: Hot Fuzz, There Will Be Blood, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Jaws, The Towering Inferno, The Great Escape
Posts Replies Media Videos
theocean85.bsky.social
Stan Smith in American Dad holding up a copy of Ordinary People, saying “Mary Tyler Moore is such an icy bitch in this. It’s fantastic.”
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
theocean85.bsky.social
Puritanism is a mental disorder. Sorry it offends you that people fuck, and that it’s best to be sure they do so safely.

Or should people stop fuckin’ when you say they’re too old for you to be comfortable thinking about?

People who think like this need to consider therapy. It’s not healthy.
Quoted tweet is a picture of a handout entitled “safe sexual positions following a hip replacement” reading “Agnes, 78, from Dundee, says she was just focused on getting home and having a nice cup of tea.” The quote tweet by Victoria Rixon reads “The NHS is a cult. This is disgraceful. Who wrote and ratified this needs sacking.”
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
theocean85.bsky.social
Fake quote, written upside down, reading “‘So much for the tolerant left.’ — Benito Mussolini April 28, 1945”
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
theocean85.bsky.social
Marcia,
James Downey in Billy Madison, stating “What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.”
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
theocean85.bsky.social
All of us watching the economy ticking…
Jeff Daniels in Speed, staring in resigned terror at impending catastrophe.
November 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
theocean85.bsky.social
Al Bundy angrily slamming the front door yelling “why doesn’t the world die!?”
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
theocean85.bsky.social
Finally got this taken care of after months and months of waiting. Trying to get an appointment for pulling teeth is like…. uh…. well I’m sure there’s an apt metaphor.
X-Ray of impacted wisdom tooth
October 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
theocean85.bsky.social
It’s where they grow the best Covfefe I understand
Post from Trump’s Truth Social which reads “South Carerdddd”
October 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
theocean85.bsky.social
Jeff Daniels in Speed staring in resigned terror
October 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
theocean85.bsky.social
Jeff Daniels in Speed staring in resigned terror
October 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
theocean85.bsky.social
Screenshot from Hot Fuzz, Jim Broadbent’s character yelling “HE ISN’T EVEN FROM ‘ROUND HERE!”
October 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
theocean85.bsky.social
Cover of Garbage’s album “Version 2.0”
October 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
theocean85.bsky.social
An array of white people with wide baby faces wearing neutral mostly tan colors.
October 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
theocean85.bsky.social
At least the Phillies loss was memeable
A pitcher, labeled “me” is about to throw the ball for an attempted out. While he should be throwing to first base, labeled “a water,” the catcher gestures desperately to first base, but instead the pitcher throws to home, labeled “another beer”
October 11, 2025 at 8:40 AM
theocean85.bsky.social
*taps sign*
The Onion: “Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing”
October 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
theocean85.bsky.social
Can the person who invented this system please come over here a second? I just wanna talk.
Picture of the back of an over the counter medicine container with a sticky label corner reading “lift here” which you have to pull in order to read the full dosage instructions
October 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
theocean85.bsky.social
Trump: “I’ll cut everybody’s benefits!”
Fictional presidential candidate Greg Stilson from The Dead Zone using a baby as a human shield
October 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
theocean85.bsky.social
Frankenclot’s Monster is going to vote to keep the government open with no concessions.

I hate this man SO much.

It’s just… it’s like… flames. Like flames. On the side of my face. Breathing… heaving… heaving breaths…
Screenshot of a Facebook post by The Hill. Headline reads “Fetterman: I’m not going to switch parties.” Text of post reads: “Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman (D) says he's not going to switch parties, even though he doesn't agree with the threats by Democratic leaders in Washington to shut down the federal government if they don't get major concessions from Republicans on health care spending.”
September 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
theocean85.bsky.social
September 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
theocean85.bsky.social
*she, but this
Tony Soprano stating “OR HE COULD JUST BE A FUCKIN' IDIOT. HISTORICALLY, THAT'S BEEN THE CASE”
September 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
theocean85.bsky.social
The authoritarian regime making me champion Jimmy Fucking Kimmel
Roy Kent from Ted Lassi exasperatedly saying “God, I hate what you've fucking done to me.”
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
theocean85.bsky.social
Get in losers we’re goin’ stimming
A bottle of Tylenol with the capsules layer out in front of the bottle
September 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
theocean85.bsky.social
Making me agree with Will Stancil is violence
Tweets from Will Stancil quoting himself. The quoted tweet reads “Send the FCC, the FBI, the Secret Service, DHS, ICE, whoever, after me for this if you want. I don't care, I'm allowed to have these opinions, they are reasonable, they don't harm anyone, and I will defend them and stand by them.” The text of the new tweet reads “I'm not sad Charlie Kirk is dead and in America, that's allowed I think Charlie Kirk was a bad person who hurt a lot of other people with bigoted words and in America, that's allowed I don't want violence against anyone but the government can't require me to praise a bigot”
September 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
theocean85.bsky.social
It shows up for me
September 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
theocean85.bsky.social
Characters of Tracey Jordan on 30 Rock reading a newspaper in an elevator and remarking “DAMN, GEORGE WILL JUST GETS MORE AND MORE CONSERVATIVE.”
September 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM