Matt
@theonetruematt.bsky.social
Flattened Earth #1 metal satire band that I have heard of
Your Music Is Bad and You Should Feel Bad Podcast
(title is joke maybe) -> yourmusicisbad.com
Your Music Is Bad and You Should Feel Bad Podcast
(title is joke maybe) -> yourmusicisbad.com
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In a meeting where an AI agency pitched us an AI movie I really wanted to point out that we could just make it ourselves because AI work can’t be copyrighted.
December 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
In a meeting where an AI agency pitched us an AI movie I really wanted to point out that we could just make it ourselves because AI work can’t be copyrighted.
I like to specify GenAI in my rants because AI has effective applications when it is very specialized and targeted.
But Generative AI is poop from a computer butt.
But Generative AI is poop from a computer butt.
December 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I like to specify GenAI in my rants because AI has effective applications when it is very specialized and targeted.
But Generative AI is poop from a computer butt.
But Generative AI is poop from a computer butt.
Why would I pay you for anesthesia when the drugs are already wearing off? Shoulda taken my money first suckaaaaaa!!
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Why would I pay you for anesthesia when the drugs are already wearing off? Shoulda taken my money first suckaaaaaa!!
“Let’s crap out this piece of crap”
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
“Let’s crap out this piece of crap”
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i love that a significant portion of the population of the world believes in demons and the devil and satan. they just think this stuff is real and it genuinely scares them
December 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
i love that a significant portion of the population of the world believes in demons and the devil and satan. they just think this stuff is real and it genuinely scares them
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I believe they barely slept because GenAi sucks and the only way to get what you want out of it is to brute force it until it gives you something 90% of the way there and you give up.
It’s basically gambling and the prize is a shitty video.
You know whose ads don’t use AI? OpenAI.
It’s basically gambling and the prize is a shitty video.
You know whose ads don’t use AI? OpenAI.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I believe they barely slept because GenAi sucks and the only way to get what you want out of it is to brute force it until it gives you something 90% of the way there and you give up.
It’s basically gambling and the prize is a shitty video.
You know whose ads don’t use AI? OpenAI.
It’s basically gambling and the prize is a shitty video.
You know whose ads don’t use AI? OpenAI.
People acting like Stranger Things is a deep and mysterious show, have you ever read a book?
December 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
People acting like Stranger Things is a deep and mysterious show, have you ever read a book?
Dr: your testosterone is good but let’s see what happens when it’s gooder
Me:
Me:
a man in a suit is talking into a microphone while another man stands behind him
ALT: a man in a suit is talking into a microphone while another man stands behind him
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Dr: your testosterone is good but let’s see what happens when it’s gooder
Me:
Me:
Not only have I worked with GenAI professionally (against my will) but I currently have an absurd amount of testosterone in my body
I am uniquely positioned to debunk every bro ass bro ever
I am uniquely positioned to debunk every bro ass bro ever
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Not only have I worked with GenAI professionally (against my will) but I currently have an absurd amount of testosterone in my body
I am uniquely positioned to debunk every bro ass bro ever
I am uniquely positioned to debunk every bro ass bro ever
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Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
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Teens that can’t vote yet are the only ones getting a load of Matt Gaetz
get a load of the "journalist" asking questions at the Pentagon press briefing
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Teens that can’t vote yet are the only ones getting a load of Matt Gaetz
The better GenAI models get the more the output looks the same.
It’s not trending towards actual creativity like the rubes think, it’s trending towards a homogenous average of existing artwork
It’s not trending towards actual creativity like the rubes think, it’s trending towards a homogenous average of existing artwork
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The better GenAI models get the more the output looks the same.
It’s not trending towards actual creativity like the rubes think, it’s trending towards a homogenous average of existing artwork
It’s not trending towards actual creativity like the rubes think, it’s trending towards a homogenous average of existing artwork
I have a bunch of new tracks coming together so follow @flattenedearth.bsky.social for updates. Just ignore any non-music related posts. They don't understand satire.
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I have a bunch of new tracks coming together so follow @flattenedearth.bsky.social for updates. Just ignore any non-music related posts. They don't understand satire.
The silver lining to the GenAI creative apocalypse is that it is proving many of my observations and theories about music and art in general are correct.
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The silver lining to the GenAI creative apocalypse is that it is proving many of my observations and theories about music and art in general are correct.
It really needs to be illegal to say something is 20% off for black friday when its been the same price for 6 months.
Remember when consumer protection existed?
Remember when consumer protection existed?
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It really needs to be illegal to say something is 20% off for black friday when its been the same price for 6 months.
Remember when consumer protection existed?
Remember when consumer protection existed?
🎶Its just another Cyber Monday🎶
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
🎶Its just another Cyber Monday🎶
Entire team ghosted me for the Teams meeting.
Whatever, billable hours.
Whatever, billable hours.
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Entire team ghosted me for the Teams meeting.
Whatever, billable hours.
Whatever, billable hours.
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we live in a fallen world
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
we live in a fallen world
I WOULD FUCKIN ROCK
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I WOULD FUCKIN ROCK
If you’re in ICE you’re not allowed to celebrate thanksgiving anymore cause those pilgrims did not come here legally
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If you’re in ICE you’re not allowed to celebrate thanksgiving anymore cause those pilgrims did not come here legally
Intentionally misnaming googles image generator as Hand Banana Pro
a yellow cartoon character says " tonight you "
Alt: a yellow cartoon character says " tonight you "
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Intentionally misnaming googles image generator as Hand Banana Pro
It’s fun when you develop a Christmas novelty act based on your album about genocide
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
It’s fun when you develop a Christmas novelty act based on your album about genocide