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theophanic.bsky.social
theophanic
@theophanic.bsky.social
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theo (he/they), rambunctiously queer
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very fortunate linebreak :'D
November 3, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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also: this absolute menace this boy is in the footnotes:
front cover of The Bartimaeus trilogy, featuring a gargoyle looking creature clutching an amulet
October 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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besagtes Haus, btw c:
Foto eines Sees im Wald in super sonnigem Wetter - das obere Drittel hat Bäume und eine Holzhütte am Ufer gegenüber, die unteren zwei Drittel des Bilds sind Spiegelung im stillen Wasser von spärlich bewölktem Himmel und Bäumen.
September 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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ah yes, when the bass fucks so hard you turn into
..Andross from Star Fox (1993)
desktop interface for headphones featuring "crusher bass boost" above the toggle switch is a render of a "silver surfer"-like head, cracked in places out of which, in addition to mouth and eyes, blinding blue light radiates forth
August 24, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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[making this exact face while sipping out of this cup]
afrog themed pottery mug, with little feet at the bottom and a thousand mile stare of two eyes at the top of the mug, the very neutral smile of the broad mouth below the eyes make it more reminiscent of an "internal screaming" or "hide the pain harold" mood
August 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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[to the tune of Everybody]

Back pain's back, Alright!

:)
screenshot af a tiny minecraft frog, drawn on are white light reflections in the eyes and tears streaming down its face
August 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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me at my body acting up for the n-th time the last weeks:
(det me concentrate and not be dizzy foR ONCE, JEEZ)
badly posed stock photo of a grandma holding a gun
August 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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pixelart of skull of a carnotaurus having the jaw open like in astonishment - below is the text carnoPOG
August 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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July 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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July 13, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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If I had the money for it D:
a white baby birdling, with a look as if it just woke up; next to a coin sized half its body, one wing touching the coin
May 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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collage of three images of a dog in a full sprint, where in last of which it fully stumbled its head is chin on mud, still facing forward with a perplexed look, while the rest of the body continues to move over them
May 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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whom do I need to sacrifice in your name to have you ascend!?
inked drawing from medieval times of a frog riding into battle on another frog
April 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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me when I am called "a snack":
an open plastic sweets bag with a toad sitting inside, in front of a bunch of wrapped candies; the toad has a exceptionally neutral expression :I
March 31, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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The wizard, having boosted himself with 3725 spells:

The Glabrezu Demon, being able to Counterspell and Dispel Magic at will:
sketch of the glabrezu: humanoid four armed shape, two big lobster arms hanging down, and two human armsdoing finger guns; and a speech bubble containing a cursive "no"
March 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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comic of three birds, astonished looking text bubbles saying "Whoa" and "SLAY" by @Falseknees
March 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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March 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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a drawn image of a crow face, having a very affirmative grin and look to it; below it the words "CROW OF APPROVAL"
February 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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ui, this sounds fun c:

ich kann usually:
Mo (gerade Wochen), Di, Do-So

Symbolbild wie ich als roleplay-cryptid unter dem Bett hervorkrieche:
Foto eines aufgeschlagenen alten Buches, die Seite im Bild hat einen eingefärbten Holzstich-Druck, die Szene ist wahrlich ein Moment somdergleichen: In einem mittig positionierten Bett liegt eine Person zugedeckt; herunter vorkriechend sind zwei Kreaturen, eine mit Flossen und Hufen und verdrehtem Kopf, die andere wortwörtlich der Arsch mit Ohren. am Fußende ein Engel auf der Bettkante, an der Bettseite Mann und Frau mit Heiligenschein, am Fußende liegen auf dem Boden ein Pferd und dessen Reiter darauf. Auf der Kante des Kopfendes des Betts hockt ein Hahn. Ein gekreuzigter Mann ist auch da - jedoch in respektvoller Distanz hinter Mann und Frau. Ehrlich gesagt, normaler Dienstagmorgen für mich.
February 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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paint scribble, person getting interviewed while they are flushing and barely succeed to say "pretty" into the mic
February 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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man,,
Es ist wieder so n Tag von
Ich bin super motivated, stuff zu tun, und wenn ich dann anfangen will, stelle ich fest, dass ich vom Energiehaushalt her komplett zusammenfalle wie n Kartenhaus ._.
zeichnung eines frosches, der in einem Sessel hängt, Beine gerade ausgestreckt auf dem Boden, Arme über den Lehnen hängend, Körper auf der Sitzfläche liegend und an die Decke starrend.
January 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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I love my food with some
[looks on the smeared writing in my palm]
voting rights
screenshot of a translating tool, falsely translating the german word Röstaromen to voting rights, instead of the correct term roasting aromas
January 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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inked drawing of three little birds, looking awestruck at the viewer, two text bubbles with the content "whoa.." and "SLAY", drawn by @falseknees
January 18, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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the most shocked, most tiny frog on a fingertip
January 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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ohh, tatsache
Ich habs immer als eins assumed - DANN sinds natürlich 7 :'D
(+1 pro piercing hole you get :D)
January 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM