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theophanic
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theo (he/they), rambunctiously queer
ohh imagine building a lil machiney that essentially walks in your shoes by kneading and massaging them
and then accidentally getting stuck in it, oh no I am getting scrunched and squozen--
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
unser CyOp (PsyOp) agent, um die Regierung Hops zu nehmen c:
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Reposted by theophanic
More amazing hybrid costume/puppetry stuff.

Suspension-of-disbelief level: even the cameraman points to stuff and interacts as if the character can see anything. 💯

What if this but werewolf?
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
the pizza is daedric
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
🌯🤝🌯
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I imagine you burrito'd up, wiggling your silly little feet under the blanket while describing bloody axe murder and I think this is very comfy c:
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
turns out it's a miniature dagger of 3cm length, but it has the power to snap to full length [unknown length so far, embiggens until it hits something] once per dawn - is it useful? questionable. flashy? definitely!
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 AM
du musst nur das a mit nem x im Hashtag ändern--
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
the skyline of Arkngthunch-Sturdumz?
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
ok but imagine how hard this would slap as a punk patch--
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
kinda gives roasted chestnut taste to me
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
it released [SOMEWHEN IN THE UNCERTAIN PAST]
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
die was?
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Bernd würde.

BernDSM
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM