The Vandrian Brotherhood
@thephalliccurator.bsky.social
A contemporary, personal, belief system inspired by the traditions of archaic Greek mentorship and mythical satyric cults focusing on our Four Foundations: Mentorship, Fitness, Brotherhood, & Naturism.
toys satisfy Primal instincts
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
toys satisfy Primal instincts
Our trans Brothers allow us to pass on our satyric seed to the next generation without involving women.
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Our trans Brothers allow us to pass on our satyric seed to the next generation without involving women.
Never worry about where your seed will land. Push it out as far as it can go.
December 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Never worry about where your seed will land. Push it out as far as it can go.
The shape and musculature of a young man's back all point down to one inevitable goal.
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The shape and musculature of a young man's back all point down to one inevitable goal.
Your horny young brain cant decide if you want to fuck your stepdad or get fucked by your dad.
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Your horny young brain cant decide if you want to fuck your stepdad or get fucked by your dad.
Walking home for Family Penis Time at 4:30pm on the dot. It's an important daily anchoring ritual that neither dad or son have missed in 5 years.
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Walking home for Family Penis Time at 4:30pm on the dot. It's an important daily anchoring ritual that neither dad or son have missed in 5 years.
It's important for young men to develop a life-long appreciation for physical fitness. That is a Vandrian Mentor's sacred duty.
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It's important for young men to develop a life-long appreciation for physical fitness. That is a Vandrian Mentor's sacred duty.
Men with Fully Natural Penises have a greater duty to expose themselves in order to re-normalize what should have been normal all along.
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Men with Fully Natural Penises have a greater duty to expose themselves in order to re-normalize what should have been normal all along.
"good boys" start riding so they can get used to how big the cock is. however, after a few minutes of feeling his cock inside such a tight hole a dad has a choice to make: shoot inside now, or flip his boy over and start the real fucking
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"good boys" start riding so they can get used to how big the cock is. however, after a few minutes of feeling his cock inside such a tight hole a dad has a choice to make: shoot inside now, or flip his boy over and start the real fucking
"Think we'll find any first timers on the trail today?"
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
"Think we'll find any first timers on the trail today?"
Reclaim the gym as the ancient gymnásion, a place for adult men to exercise and educate young men while nude.
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Reclaim the gym as the ancient gymnásion, a place for adult men to exercise and educate young men while nude.
At any time or place, a novice may be called on to receive Penis and holy seed.
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
At any time or place, a novice may be called on to receive Penis and holy seed.
You've been best friends with each other so long that your dads started hanging out with each other too.
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You've been best friends with each other so long that your dads started hanging out with each other too.
The look on your face when the primal, ancient, caveman part of your brain takes over after seeing a tight hole.
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The look on your face when the primal, ancient, caveman part of your brain takes over after seeing a tight hole.
You raised him right, and so he wanted to grow up just like you.
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You raised him right, and so he wanted to grow up just like you.
when your buddy puts up a pride flag and then expects you to thank him for being a good ally.
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
when your buddy puts up a pride flag and then expects you to thank him for being a good ally.
Young men are always desperate to look older, coming back from winter break with a wispy mustache to show off for their buddies.
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Young men are always desperate to look older, coming back from winter break with a wispy mustache to show off for their buddies.
Masturbating in the living room is the dad-est power move you can make.
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Masturbating in the living room is the dad-est power move you can make.
This Thanksgiving weekend your uncles have started giving you the "we saw you from across the bar" look
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This Thanksgiving weekend your uncles have started giving you the "we saw you from across the bar" look
Expose Penis wherever you can.
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Expose Penis wherever you can.
Demonstration is education.
Demonstrate ejaculation.
Demonstrate ejaculation.
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Demonstration is education.
Demonstrate ejaculation.
Demonstrate ejaculation.
Ejaculations must always be witnessed. Make your Brothers proud to have seen it.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ejaculations must always be witnessed. Make your Brothers proud to have seen it.
An ideal level of casual, normalized masturbation between young men.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
An ideal level of casual, normalized masturbation between young men.
Bring back the family computer, now it can be fully and openly dedicated to its not-so-secret purpose at the time: porn and masturbation.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Bring back the family computer, now it can be fully and openly dedicated to its not-so-secret purpose at the time: porn and masturbation.
Nothing is more rewarding than feeling a young man's seed cover your chest because your Penis just gave him his first hands-free orgasm.
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Nothing is more rewarding than feeling a young man's seed cover your chest because your Penis just gave him his first hands-free orgasm.