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therealbcf.bsky.social
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@therealbcf.bsky.social
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He/Him(?). Friend of cats. Lover of topology. Old.
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Just doing my part! Specifically, the invention of bitcoin.
A screencap of my post where I lie (obviously) about inventing bitcoin and giving away the right, with a reply from "BitcoinBuddha" thanking me
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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clip from The Simpsons. Really really bad quality, high compression image of Marge's face. It gives the impression of confused bewilderment.
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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POV you're a jar of anchovies and it's 2 in the morning
Upward angle on Principal Skinner, kind of leaning back looking sorta baked.
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Bart Simpson talking to a tattoo artist, a fat guy in a blue shirt, red bandana, sunglasses, and has a short beard. "One 'Mother', please." [artist] Wait a minute. How old are you? [Bart, smiling] 21, sir. [artist, gesturing with his thumb] "Get in the chair."
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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when you make fun of me online just know that this is who you're making fun of
Maggie from the Simpsons in an orange star-shaped snowsuit, being held in Marge's lap. It's first season (first episode!) so the art is crude. Marge's face is out of shot, but she's wearing a gorgeous orange dress and white pearl necklace
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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if your troop isn't bringing this kind of energy then gtfo of my keep
a clip from Monty Python and the Holy Grail of a medieval band playing in a castle courtyard
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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major update
The same little grey cat on the same couch, but she flipped over into a little ball and her head is upside down. Different angle, you can see she's doing the thing where they sleep with their eyes open.
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Ricky from Trailer Park Boys wearing a black button-down shirt with a blue flame pattern on it
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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the boot who's cute

(these photos are taken hours apart)
A small grey cat sleeping on a couch. Her head is resting against the back cushion of the couch an almost identical photo but her head has slid down the back cushion of the couch
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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this is where I'm at
Marge Simpson holding up a big potato saying "I just think they're neat."
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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cliped text from the Simpson's Wiki "In 'Cremains of the Day', he has his first and only major role, wherein he died at ... episode and didn't have any dialogue. [highlighted]However, we still learned a lot about him: - Hi cause of death is unknown. [/highlighted] He was show alive at the episode's opening"
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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major spoilers but this guy dies
A Simpsons character, balding long head and an orange jacket. He is drinking on the steps of a gazebo.
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Screen cap from Chrono Trigger. They are on a mountain, with misty mountainscape in the background. Chrono is talking to a monster. The textbox says "Mountains're nice."
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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a political cartoon that just has a barrel labelled "OIL" in it
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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This is it, this is the takeaway.
The guy who *doesn't* sleep in a dog bed saying "You're [sic] society's right."
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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if Hank Hill was a bail bondsman
Professional-looking white man in a grey polo shirt behind a modest desk. He his holding a pen and looking seriously but questioningly at someone beside the camera.
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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A man desperately trying to swim away from a big while bubble that's chasing him
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Sprite sheet for Magus' walking animations from Chrono Trigger. The character has long blue hair and pointy ears and a dark blue cape, with purple pants and brown boots. He is sleeveless but wearing brown gloves. The party in Chrono Trigger about to fight Magus. There's a ring of blue flames around your party and some candelabras and a weird 4-armed demon statue behind Magus. Magus' cape is blowing in the wind.
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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whatever it is I will also not be reading it
Two consecutive posts talking about how there's a thing going on that neither user really wants to know about
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Trump Stalin-ed himself 😭
Two pictures of Stalin. In the first one there's a guy beside him. The second picture is identical except the guy is gone.
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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the left pictures 😭
two pictures of Stalin. One has a guy beside them and the other is identical except the guy is gone
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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How it feels to chew 5 gum
Tetsuo from Akira. His horrified face is in the upper right, looking at the writhing grotesque creation that his body is becoming.
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Homer looking at Christ The Redeemer pasted on to a huge beer can, he seems unimpressed. "It's pretty redemptive, I guess."
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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An old jewish man (Jerry's dad in Seinfeld) wearing a baby-blue t-shirt with "#1 Jurer" written on it. There was clearly different text there originally, which has been crudely colored over in Paint software with "Jurer" written in free-hand.
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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I'm happy to hear you're still kickin out there. I miss the rufus updates sometimes.

Bluesky says you don't exist
A picture of a red-haired pig with "Chinchillazilla" under it. Blow that is a warning message that says "Invalid Handle"
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM