The Room Quotes Every Hour
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The wit and wisdom of Tommy Wiseau (via Johnny, Mark, Lisa, Denny, Claudette, Peter, Mike, Michelle, Steven, and the guy who thinks Lisa looks hot tonight) at the 28 of each hour.
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For all of you #TheRoom fans, here's an hourly dose of Johnny and his best friends.
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Peter: Alright, you want my advice?
Claudette: Hmmm?
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Claudette: Hmmm?
Mike: It's embarrassing, man, I don't want to get into it.
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Mike: It's embarrassing, man, I don't want to get into it.
Johnny: And Lisa loves you too.
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Johnny: And Lisa loves you too.
Johnny: We're just talking about women.
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Johnny: We're just talking about women.
Johnny: Get out, get out, get out of my life!
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Johnny: Get out, get out, get out of my life!
Michelle: Lisa, you know, you're just thinking about yourself.
December 9, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Michelle: Lisa, you know, you're just thinking about yourself.
Johnny: Remember Betty?
December 9, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Johnny: Remember Betty?
Peter: You shouldn't hide them.
December 9, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Peter: You shouldn't hide them.
Johnny: Are you okay?
December 9, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Johnny: Are you okay?
Denny: I'm just confused.
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Denny: I'm just confused.
Mark: Wake up, Johnny, come on!
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Mark: Wake up, Johnny, come on!
Peter: Who are you calling a chicken?
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Peter: Who are you calling a chicken?
Claudette: Now Johnny is a sensible man.
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Claudette: Now Johnny is a sensible man.
Lisa: Mom, he's not what you think he is.
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Lisa: Mom, he's not what you think he is.
Lisa: I need more from life than what Johnny can give me.
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Lisa: I need more from life than what Johnny can give me.
Mark: Alright, how about noon?
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Mark: Alright, how about noon?
Peter: When it does, you just gotta deal with it.
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Peter: When it does, you just gotta deal with it.
Lisa: I can't talk right now.
December 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Lisa: I can't talk right now.
Mark: So, uh, what do you want to show me?
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Mark: So, uh, what do you want to show me?
Lisa: Oh, Denny, Denny, Denny boy!
December 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Lisa: Oh, Denny, Denny, Denny boy!
Mark: How about the one with the bridal gown with the sign?
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Mark: How about the one with the bridal gown with the sign?
Michelle: He hit you?!
December 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Michelle: He hit you?!
Peter: You never told us.
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Peter: You never told us.
Johnny: Ouch!
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Johnny: Ouch!
Mark: Get out of my life, you bitch!
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Mark: Get out of my life, you bitch!