JLaw, not Trisolaran
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unshapely body/Steely Dan t-shirt
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💛🤍💜🖤/fiasco enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/watch Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [complimentary]/shitposter/Jeopardy bronze medalist/fuck scolds
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💛🤍💜🖤/fiasco enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/watch Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [complimentary]/shitposter/Jeopardy bronze medalist/fuck scolds
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FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME, STOP USING THE FUCKING R WORD. YOU ARE NOT IN EIGHTH GRADE IN 1995, AND YOU *ARE* AN ABLEIST SHIT.
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It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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“The Constitution is very clear on birthright citizenship…”
Do you think this SCOTUS GAF?
Do you think this SCOTUS GAF?
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“The Constitution is very clear on birthright citizenship…”
Do you think this SCOTUS GAF?
Do you think this SCOTUS GAF?
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Which popular baseball player made the Hall of Fame this year? If you guessed Jeff Kent you are wrong, he was never popular.
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Which popular baseball player made the Hall of Fame this year? If you guessed Jeff Kent you are wrong, he was never popular.
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This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she shared with Trump death threat she received that he incited, and his response was "extremely unkind"
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.
Still most of my favorites but *very* easily:
Sneakers (100+), Clueless, Wayne's World (100+), A Fish Called Wanda, Clue, Home Alone, Blade Runner, Jurassic Park, Independence Day
Among the latter set, definitely Arrival and Ad Astra (I've definitely seen Interstellar 6 times, but that's 2014)
Sneakers (100+), Clueless, Wayne's World (100+), A Fish Called Wanda, Clue, Home Alone, Blade Runner, Jurassic Park, Independence Day
Among the latter set, definitely Arrival and Ad Astra (I've definitely seen Interstellar 6 times, but that's 2014)
seeing a movie 6 times is not hard mode smh that's basically true of every movie you owned pre 2005.
I wanna hear about the movies you've seen 50 times. or the movies you've seen 6 times that only came out post 2015
I wanna hear about the movies you've seen 50 times. or the movies you've seen 6 times that only came out post 2015
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Still most of my favorites but *very* easily:
Sneakers (100+), Clueless, Wayne's World (100+), A Fish Called Wanda, Clue, Home Alone, Blade Runner, Jurassic Park, Independence Day
Among the latter set, definitely Arrival and Ad Astra (I've definitely seen Interstellar 6 times, but that's 2014)
Sneakers (100+), Clueless, Wayne's World (100+), A Fish Called Wanda, Clue, Home Alone, Blade Runner, Jurassic Park, Independence Day
Among the latter set, definitely Arrival and Ad Astra (I've definitely seen Interstellar 6 times, but that's 2014)
LOL LMAO
December 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
LOL LMAO
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I want this woman thrown in prison for at least a decade.
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I want this woman thrown in prison for at least a decade.
give me the mountain/ocean breeze machine and all the other shit and I'm ok
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
give me the mountain/ocean breeze machine and all the other shit and I'm ok
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Star Trek TNG proves viewers crave a spaceship that looks like a mid-budget hotel. Fictional starships are usually metallic and futuristic but the public wants warm lighting, beige wall panels, and soft carpets like a Ramada Inn
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Star Trek TNG proves viewers crave a spaceship that looks like a mid-budget hotel. Fictional starships are usually metallic and futuristic but the public wants warm lighting, beige wall panels, and soft carpets like a Ramada Inn
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
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ok look Henry Cuellar sucks but this is pretty funny he took the pardon now Trump has no leverage over him so he filed to run again and Trump is losing it
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
ok look Henry Cuellar sucks but this is pretty funny he took the pardon now Trump has no leverage over him so he filed to run again and Trump is losing it
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I will never vote for this man in a general election. If you vote for him in a primary whatever happens is on you.
Culturally normal is a dog whistle.
Gavin Newsom Urges Democrats to Be ‘More Culturally Normal’
YouTube video by The New York Times
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I will never vote for this man in a general election. If you vote for him in a primary whatever happens is on you.
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MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
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Ever want to throw a picture of a guy into a locker
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Ever want to throw a picture of a guy into a locker
Get a load of this hero
Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!"
The Internet:
The Internet:
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Get a load of this hero
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It's honestly kind of funny that the premise here is that students are going to gather to watch the woman known exclusively for writing a bad essay do some public speaking.
another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It's honestly kind of funny that the premise here is that students are going to gather to watch the woman known exclusively for writing a bad essay do some public speaking.
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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
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A really good (and hilarious) essay on the problems of people using AI as search engines
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
A really good (and hilarious) essay on the problems of people using AI as search engines
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Not weighing in on the policy here, but all I want is an EV modeled on God’s most perfect car: The 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Not weighing in on the policy here, but all I want is an EV modeled on God’s most perfect car: The 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme.