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"Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather in the darkness and surround the world"
On a job site and you'd think a company worth multiple billions of dollars would not want to wipe their ass with sandpaper.
February 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Friday 5x5
February 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
January 10x10
February 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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ok well i would just do this
February 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Week long 5x5
January 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Head feels insane today. This is a metaphorical depiction of it right now.
January 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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phantom cock: out

last single before the album drops 2.7.25. shoutout @danielaronspeer.bsky.social for absolutely killing it with this video

I csnt post the video om here for some reason and can't figure it out so go watch it on youtube

youtu.be/ETmYhtObHEI?...
ameokama - phantom cock
YouTube video by ameokama
youtu.be
January 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
January 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The only thing of note that I have accomplished this year is catching a live mouse in my apartment and releasing it in a park
December 31, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Friday 5x5
December 28, 2024 at 5:38 AM
December 28, 2024 at 5:33 AM
What is this, the bathroom at Luke's Diner?
home for Christmas and my brothers are apparently putting up LeBron numbers jacking off
December 25, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Don't text. I just found out what brits call flapjacks
December 10, 2024 at 3:50 AM
5x5
December 7, 2024 at 5:22 AM
December 5, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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November 30, 2024 at 12:49 PM
5x5
November 30, 2024 at 6:07 AM
The main ingredient in the free sample bar of soap I got from lush is oregano and oregano oil, so now I just kinda faintly smell like pasta fagioli.
November 26, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Rewatched Dead Poets Society last night on a whim cuz Ashlee had never seen it, and man does it hold up in a way that feels indescribable. It builds this almost mystical charming atmosphere and then fucking crushes you at the end.
November 23, 2024 at 1:22 PM
An week 5x5
November 23, 2024 at 1:19 PM
It feels reductive to keep dunking, but really the only movie I've seen/heard of that's tried to do a Parasite is Saltburn. Even the OP admitted to neither of these movies fitting that category in retrospect
I mostly think that this whole wave of attempts to do Parasite in English have been ok at best (Glass Onion, The Menu) to actively terrible at worst (Triangle of Sadness). Yes, the Dukes were a much better version, in a much better movie!
December 26, 2023 at 12:01 PM