The Satellite
@thesatellite.bsky.social
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Profile and header art by @thatllamagirl.bsky.social!
🏳️⚧️ trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
https://twitch.tv/thesatellite54
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leon’s back, baby
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
leon’s back, baby
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
Starting off stream doing some async checks, then after that, starting a new playthrough of Kirby and the Forgotten Land!
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is Kirby in the Water Temple
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December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Starting off stream doing some async checks, then after that, starting a new playthrough of Kirby and the Forgotten Land!
twitch.tv/thesatellite54
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Think an evil spirit's trying to break free of my cat's food dish.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Think an evil spirit's trying to break free of my cat's food dish.
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Who up making babies on a single ds
December 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Who up making babies on a single ds
The further I get in Metroid Prime 4 the more I'm predicting the internet discourse and:
Please remember a game being "different" does not at all make it a bad game, that's sensationalist. If it's not your thing, that's fine. I'd've liked something more interconnected, sure, but it's still good.
Please remember a game being "different" does not at all make it a bad game, that's sensationalist. If it's not your thing, that's fine. I'd've liked something more interconnected, sure, but it's still good.
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The further I get in Metroid Prime 4 the more I'm predicting the internet discourse and:
Please remember a game being "different" does not at all make it a bad game, that's sensationalist. If it's not your thing, that's fine. I'd've liked something more interconnected, sure, but it's still good.
Please remember a game being "different" does not at all make it a bad game, that's sensationalist. If it's not your thing, that's fine. I'd've liked something more interconnected, sure, but it's still good.
the pendulum swing from "why bother showering I'm not going anywhere today" to "no I feel gross I have GOT to shower"
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
the pendulum swing from "why bother showering I'm not going anywhere today" to "no I feel gross I have GOT to shower"
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greatest mural ever?
it's in the running
it's in the running
December 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
greatest mural ever?
it's in the running
it's in the running
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Thankfully I’ve studied the art of memory transfer and have readied a new vessel for him. Ethics be damned.
December 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Thankfully I’ve studied the art of memory transfer and have readied a new vessel for him. Ethics be damned.
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the tutorial you've all been waiting for
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 AM
the tutorial you've all been waiting for
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
July 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
if you're a Zelda fan you either want to fish or you want to fuck the fish
maybe both
maybe both
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
if you're a Zelda fan you either want to fish or you want to fuck the fish
maybe both
maybe both
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best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
November 8, 2023 at 3:48 PM
best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
I have played Prime 4 for less than an hour and the game can end up sucking shit but I won't care because I get to scan SO MANY THINGS again, and that's all that matters
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I have played Prime 4 for less than an hour and the game can end up sucking shit but I won't care because I get to scan SO MANY THINGS again, and that's all that matters
wow my Taco Bell came with a free Metroid Prime 4
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
wow my Taco Bell came with a free Metroid Prime 4
Yeah, we're dropping it.
On paper this remains just the silliest and coolest thing and even in the absurd plot I'm into it, just because this is supposed to be based on Pac-Man.
In practice? I have still yet to find a significant movement upgrade beyond an air dash. It's just so dull. Shame.
On paper this remains just the silliest and coolest thing and even in the absurd plot I'm into it, just because this is supposed to be based on Pac-Man.
In practice? I have still yet to find a significant movement upgrade beyond an air dash. It's just so dull. Shame.
Unfortunately, our first impression with Shadow Labyrinth wasn't really the greatest. Will a second attempt improve the outlook?
Sad to say, if not, I'll be dropping this as a stream game.
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Sad to say, if not, I'll be dropping this as a stream game.
twitch.tv/thesatellite54
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December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Yeah, we're dropping it.
On paper this remains just the silliest and coolest thing and even in the absurd plot I'm into it, just because this is supposed to be based on Pac-Man.
In practice? I have still yet to find a significant movement upgrade beyond an air dash. It's just so dull. Shame.
On paper this remains just the silliest and coolest thing and even in the absurd plot I'm into it, just because this is supposed to be based on Pac-Man.
In practice? I have still yet to find a significant movement upgrade beyond an air dash. It's just so dull. Shame.
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Also, where the hell did THIS story go
OpenAI boss Sam Altman denies sexual abuse allegations made by sister
Ann Altman filed a lawsuit alleging her brother sexually abused her between 1997 and 2006.
www.bbc.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Also, where the hell did THIS story go
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Unfortunately, our first impression with Shadow Labyrinth wasn't really the greatest. Will a second attempt improve the outlook?
Sad to say, if not, I'll be dropping this as a stream game.
twitch.tv/thesatellite54
Sad to say, if not, I'll be dropping this as a stream game.
twitch.tv/thesatellite54
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thesatellite54 streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Unfortunately, our first impression with Shadow Labyrinth wasn't really the greatest. Will a second attempt improve the outlook?
Sad to say, if not, I'll be dropping this as a stream game.
twitch.tv/thesatellite54
Sad to say, if not, I'll be dropping this as a stream game.
twitch.tv/thesatellite54
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Aw man I hate waking up and having the outside be World 6 of Super Mario Bros 3 🙄
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Aw man I hate waking up and having the outside be World 6 of Super Mario Bros 3 🙄
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the hater's council just vetoed this actually.
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Review: Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Political journalist Olivia Nuzzi has dazzled the media with scandals, but her prose is less sparkling. Her much-anticipated new memoir is rife with arrogance and thin on sourcing.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
the hater's council just vetoed this actually.
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
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We went from 'the Wright Brothers' to 'the Moon' in 66 years. From 'analog tape' to 'Xenogears' in 50.
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
We went from 'the Wright Brothers' to 'the Moon' in 66 years. From 'analog tape' to 'Xenogears' in 50.
Oh, Prime 4 has an 81 on metacritic? Cool, Tropical Freeze had an 83 and it's one of the best platformers of all time.
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Oh, Prime 4 has an 81 on metacritic? Cool, Tropical Freeze had an 83 and it's one of the best platformers of all time.
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POV: You go to the local bar to return a hard drive to someone and see the girlies making eyes at you
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
POV: You go to the local bar to return a hard drive to someone and see the girlies making eyes at you