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TheScentedJedi
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Trying to channel Dave Barry channeling Alan Watts dicking around in a perfume conservatory with Hunter S. Thompson.

https://thescentatorium.substack.com/

Just a fragrance fool trying to emulate a braintrust of her non-fragrance related idols.
FIELD REPORT DROPPED: DAZED & PERFUMED
A groovy olfactory investigation into cypriol and birch tar has been initiated: thescentatorium.substack.com/p/dazed-and-...

BONUS: One brave poll participant will receive a deluxe contraband sample set (3 vials) of Midnight Toker.

#perfumesky #fragrancesky
June 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Busting out my favorite “reminds me of Dad” scent today: Yuzu Fou (Parfum d’Empire)

Lawn mowers, lemonade, yard work + funk.

Miss you, Dad.💚

(photo: me, my dad & little bro in a late ’80s after-church photo sesh)

#SOTD #FragranceSky #PerfumeSky #fathersday
June 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Midnight Toker (Heretic)

A friendly announcement from your trusted & discreet aromatics dealer:

Holy cypriol, birch tar! Clove.

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
June 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Date Night with Akro
Haze + Night

I don’t even have to spray these and I
can already smell the magnetic sizzle.

Roses are red,
Haze is so green,
Night showed up cumin-soaked,
and acting obscene.

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
June 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Tamarindo is the synthetic pineapple-ester-laden descendant of Juicy. She just swapped JC’s tuberose-watermelon bomb DNA for piña coladas on a trip to Cancún funded by someone else’s dad.

She smells like money…
But it’s mostly just sunscreen and bravado.

Family Beach Vacay Portraits:
June 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Tamarindo (Memo)

Juicy Couture goes to Cancún. 🍍🌴🍹

In the fragrance scentaverse of my mind, Tamarindo is OG Juicy Couture’s old-enough-to-order-a-piña colada cousin: louder, grittier, tanner, more bleached, and carrying a “nicer” handbag she probably rented.

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
June 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Juicy Couture (2006)

Sometimes trashy is just another word for timeless.

The OG millennial “loud but I like it” perfume.

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
June 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Cactus Abduction (Heretic)

I’d like to report an alien abduction.
Of my sinuses.

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May 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Scent of LAST Night: “I Don’t Know What” by D.S. & Durga

Green bell peppers wrapped in aluminum foil and tossed into a Tesla Coil…I don’t even know what a Tesla Coil is, but this interesting scent concept takes me there.

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
May 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Scent of The Night: “I Don’t Know What” by D.S. & Durga

Very apt title.

I don’t know what to say at the moment, but I have a feeling I’ll have much to say about this in the morning.

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
May 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Intense fear of spritzing whatever TikTok told you to?

Finally diagnosed myself.

Prescribed: One spritz of Nosferatu and a black widow bust candle.
Read it here⬇️

#fragrancesky #perfumesky

thescentatorium.substack.com/p/heretic-hy...
May 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The internet says Yuzu Fou smells “sweaty.”

PdE says it’s “sparkling…”

Verdict: Guilty on both accounts.

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky.
May 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I said no freesia.

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May 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Scent of the night! Hiris (Hermes)

When my nervous system needs a vacation …

I’ll settle for climbing into a freshly made bed and hit of my go-to sleep scent.

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
May 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Battle of the raunchy sirens. (Don’t wear this experiment to the office.)

Ma Bête (Eris) v. Night (Akro)

Notes and damage report ⬇️

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May 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Pay no attention the white musk behind this transporting curtain of patchouli + mint!

Notes and story ⬇️

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May 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hypnotic and full of contradictions.
Notes and story ⬇️

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May 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Suspect Report:
Rouge Assassin (Jovoy)

Aesthetic: Powdery noir with zero body count.

Verdict: Not guilty. Of anything.

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May 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The Gushing Water Stone 20 (Olivier Durbano)

Stick through the aggressively terpenic opening… it gives way to the scent of warm, wet sands and a vibrant ecoastal forest.

Unique.

Notes and story ⬇️

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May 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
No diplomatic incident after all.

Just sullen earth, bouncy flowers, and a predictable peace treaty.

Verdict: Got along better than I thought. Would chaperone again. Notes and story⬇️

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
April 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Tonight, I’m chaperoning these two on a date:

— Incident Diplomatique (Jovoy)
— Belle de Nuit (Fragonard)

Stay tuned for the match report …

#smelfie #SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
April 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Couldn’t figure out why this easy pleaser fragrance was called “L’Art de la Guerre” until I found this review:

Those ARE fighting words, and I beg to differ.
April 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
There’s more menace in a bowl of fruit salad than in this “war.”

It’s cheerful. It’s disarming. It’s aggressively nice.

Notes and story below⬇️

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
April 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The brown, cinnamon-scented Mr. Sketch marker.

And that’s all I have to say about that.

Notes and no further story below ⬇️

#SORD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
April 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
In a constellation far, far away…

A showdown of galactic herb and spice unfolds.

Tuberose takes center stage—cloaked in a crimson Jedi robe.

Notes and story below ⬇️

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
April 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM