TheScentedJedi
@thescentedjedi.bsky.social
Trying to channel Dave Barry channeling Alan Watts dicking around in a perfume conservatory with Hunter S. Thompson.
https://thescentatorium.substack.com/
Just a fragrance fool trying to emulate a braintrust of her non-fragrance related idols.
https://thescentatorium.substack.com/
Just a fragrance fool trying to emulate a braintrust of her non-fragrance related idols.
FIELD REPORT DROPPED: DAZED & PERFUMED
A groovy olfactory investigation into cypriol and birch tar has been initiated: thescentatorium.substack.com/p/dazed-and-...
BONUS: One brave poll participant will receive a deluxe contraband sample set (3 vials) of Midnight Toker.
#perfumesky #fragrancesky
A groovy olfactory investigation into cypriol and birch tar has been initiated: thescentatorium.substack.com/p/dazed-and-...
BONUS: One brave poll participant will receive a deluxe contraband sample set (3 vials) of Midnight Toker.
#perfumesky #fragrancesky
June 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
FIELD REPORT DROPPED: DAZED & PERFUMED
A groovy olfactory investigation into cypriol and birch tar has been initiated: thescentatorium.substack.com/p/dazed-and-...
BONUS: One brave poll participant will receive a deluxe contraband sample set (3 vials) of Midnight Toker.
#perfumesky #fragrancesky
A groovy olfactory investigation into cypriol and birch tar has been initiated: thescentatorium.substack.com/p/dazed-and-...
BONUS: One brave poll participant will receive a deluxe contraband sample set (3 vials) of Midnight Toker.
#perfumesky #fragrancesky
Busting out my favorite “reminds me of Dad” scent today: Yuzu Fou (Parfum d’Empire)
Lawn mowers, lemonade, yard work + funk.
Miss you, Dad.💚
(photo: me, my dad & little bro in a late ’80s after-church photo sesh)
#SOTD #FragranceSky #PerfumeSky #fathersday
Lawn mowers, lemonade, yard work + funk.
Miss you, Dad.💚
(photo: me, my dad & little bro in a late ’80s after-church photo sesh)
#SOTD #FragranceSky #PerfumeSky #fathersday
June 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Busting out my favorite “reminds me of Dad” scent today: Yuzu Fou (Parfum d’Empire)
Lawn mowers, lemonade, yard work + funk.
Miss you, Dad.💚
(photo: me, my dad & little bro in a late ’80s after-church photo sesh)
#SOTD #FragranceSky #PerfumeSky #fathersday
Lawn mowers, lemonade, yard work + funk.
Miss you, Dad.💚
(photo: me, my dad & little bro in a late ’80s after-church photo sesh)
#SOTD #FragranceSky #PerfumeSky #fathersday
Midnight Toker (Heretic)
A friendly announcement from your trusted & discreet aromatics dealer:
Holy cypriol, birch tar! Clove.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
A friendly announcement from your trusted & discreet aromatics dealer:
Holy cypriol, birch tar! Clove.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
June 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Midnight Toker (Heretic)
A friendly announcement from your trusted & discreet aromatics dealer:
Holy cypriol, birch tar! Clove.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
A friendly announcement from your trusted & discreet aromatics dealer:
Holy cypriol, birch tar! Clove.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Date Night with Akro
Haze + Night
I don’t even have to spray these and I
can already smell the magnetic sizzle.
Roses are red,
Haze is so green,
Night showed up cumin-soaked,
and acting obscene.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Haze + Night
I don’t even have to spray these and I
can already smell the magnetic sizzle.
Roses are red,
Haze is so green,
Night showed up cumin-soaked,
and acting obscene.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
June 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Date Night with Akro
Haze + Night
I don’t even have to spray these and I
can already smell the magnetic sizzle.
Roses are red,
Haze is so green,
Night showed up cumin-soaked,
and acting obscene.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Haze + Night
I don’t even have to spray these and I
can already smell the magnetic sizzle.
Roses are red,
Haze is so green,
Night showed up cumin-soaked,
and acting obscene.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Tamarindo is the synthetic pineapple-ester-laden descendant of Juicy. She just swapped JC’s tuberose-watermelon bomb DNA for piña coladas on a trip to Cancún funded by someone else’s dad.
She smells like money…
But it’s mostly just sunscreen and bravado.
Family Beach Vacay Portraits:
She smells like money…
But it’s mostly just sunscreen and bravado.
Family Beach Vacay Portraits:
June 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Tamarindo is the synthetic pineapple-ester-laden descendant of Juicy. She just swapped JC’s tuberose-watermelon bomb DNA for piña coladas on a trip to Cancún funded by someone else’s dad.
She smells like money…
But it’s mostly just sunscreen and bravado.
Family Beach Vacay Portraits:
She smells like money…
But it’s mostly just sunscreen and bravado.
Family Beach Vacay Portraits:
Tamarindo (Memo)
Juicy Couture goes to Cancún. 🍍🌴🍹
In the fragrance scentaverse of my mind, Tamarindo is OG Juicy Couture’s old-enough-to-order-a-piña colada cousin: louder, grittier, tanner, more bleached, and carrying a “nicer” handbag she probably rented.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Juicy Couture goes to Cancún. 🍍🌴🍹
In the fragrance scentaverse of my mind, Tamarindo is OG Juicy Couture’s old-enough-to-order-a-piña colada cousin: louder, grittier, tanner, more bleached, and carrying a “nicer” handbag she probably rented.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
June 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Tamarindo (Memo)
Juicy Couture goes to Cancún. 🍍🌴🍹
In the fragrance scentaverse of my mind, Tamarindo is OG Juicy Couture’s old-enough-to-order-a-piña colada cousin: louder, grittier, tanner, more bleached, and carrying a “nicer” handbag she probably rented.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Juicy Couture goes to Cancún. 🍍🌴🍹
In the fragrance scentaverse of my mind, Tamarindo is OG Juicy Couture’s old-enough-to-order-a-piña colada cousin: louder, grittier, tanner, more bleached, and carrying a “nicer” handbag she probably rented.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Juicy Couture (2006)
Sometimes trashy is just another word for timeless.
The OG millennial “loud but I like it” perfume.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Sometimes trashy is just another word for timeless.
The OG millennial “loud but I like it” perfume.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
June 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Juicy Couture (2006)
Sometimes trashy is just another word for timeless.
The OG millennial “loud but I like it” perfume.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Sometimes trashy is just another word for timeless.
The OG millennial “loud but I like it” perfume.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Cactus Abduction (Heretic)
I’d like to report an alien abduction.
Of my sinuses.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
I’d like to report an alien abduction.
Of my sinuses.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
May 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Cactus Abduction (Heretic)
I’d like to report an alien abduction.
Of my sinuses.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
I’d like to report an alien abduction.
Of my sinuses.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Scent of LAST Night: “I Don’t Know What” by D.S. & Durga
Green bell peppers wrapped in aluminum foil and tossed into a Tesla Coil…I don’t even know what a Tesla Coil is, but this interesting scent concept takes me there.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Green bell peppers wrapped in aluminum foil and tossed into a Tesla Coil…I don’t even know what a Tesla Coil is, but this interesting scent concept takes me there.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
May 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Scent of LAST Night: “I Don’t Know What” by D.S. & Durga
Green bell peppers wrapped in aluminum foil and tossed into a Tesla Coil…I don’t even know what a Tesla Coil is, but this interesting scent concept takes me there.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Green bell peppers wrapped in aluminum foil and tossed into a Tesla Coil…I don’t even know what a Tesla Coil is, but this interesting scent concept takes me there.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Scent of The Night: “I Don’t Know What” by D.S. & Durga
Very apt title.
I don’t know what to say at the moment, but I have a feeling I’ll have much to say about this in the morning.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Very apt title.
I don’t know what to say at the moment, but I have a feeling I’ll have much to say about this in the morning.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
May 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Scent of The Night: “I Don’t Know What” by D.S. & Durga
Very apt title.
I don’t know what to say at the moment, but I have a feeling I’ll have much to say about this in the morning.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Very apt title.
I don’t know what to say at the moment, but I have a feeling I’ll have much to say about this in the morning.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Intense fear of spritzing whatever TikTok told you to?
Finally diagnosed myself.
Prescribed: One spritz of Nosferatu and a black widow bust candle.
Read it here⬇️
#fragrancesky #perfumesky
thescentatorium.substack.com/p/heretic-hy...
Finally diagnosed myself.
Prescribed: One spritz of Nosferatu and a black widow bust candle.
Read it here⬇️
#fragrancesky #perfumesky
thescentatorium.substack.com/p/heretic-hy...
May 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Intense fear of spritzing whatever TikTok told you to?
Finally diagnosed myself.
Prescribed: One spritz of Nosferatu and a black widow bust candle.
Read it here⬇️
#fragrancesky #perfumesky
thescentatorium.substack.com/p/heretic-hy...
Finally diagnosed myself.
Prescribed: One spritz of Nosferatu and a black widow bust candle.
Read it here⬇️
#fragrancesky #perfumesky
thescentatorium.substack.com/p/heretic-hy...
The internet says Yuzu Fou smells “sweaty.”
PdE says it’s “sparkling…”
Verdict: Guilty on both accounts.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky.
PdE says it’s “sparkling…”
Verdict: Guilty on both accounts.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky.
May 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The internet says Yuzu Fou smells “sweaty.”
PdE says it’s “sparkling…”
Verdict: Guilty on both accounts.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky.
PdE says it’s “sparkling…”
Verdict: Guilty on both accounts.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky.
May 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Scent of the night! Hiris (Hermes)
When my nervous system needs a vacation …
I’ll settle for climbing into a freshly made bed and hit of my go-to sleep scent.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
When my nervous system needs a vacation …
I’ll settle for climbing into a freshly made bed and hit of my go-to sleep scent.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
May 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Scent of the night! Hiris (Hermes)
When my nervous system needs a vacation …
I’ll settle for climbing into a freshly made bed and hit of my go-to sleep scent.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
When my nervous system needs a vacation …
I’ll settle for climbing into a freshly made bed and hit of my go-to sleep scent.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Battle of the raunchy sirens. (Don’t wear this experiment to the office.)
Ma Bête (Eris) v. Night (Akro)
Notes and damage report ⬇️
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Ma Bête (Eris) v. Night (Akro)
Notes and damage report ⬇️
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
May 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Battle of the raunchy sirens. (Don’t wear this experiment to the office.)
Ma Bête (Eris) v. Night (Akro)
Notes and damage report ⬇️
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Ma Bête (Eris) v. Night (Akro)
Notes and damage report ⬇️
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Pay no attention the white musk behind this transporting curtain of patchouli + mint!
Notes and story ⬇️
#sotd #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Notes and story ⬇️
#sotd #fragrancesky #perfumesky
May 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Pay no attention the white musk behind this transporting curtain of patchouli + mint!
Notes and story ⬇️
#sotd #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Notes and story ⬇️
#sotd #fragrancesky #perfumesky
May 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Suspect Report:
Rouge Assassin (Jovoy)
Aesthetic: Powdery noir with zero body count.
Verdict: Not guilty. Of anything.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Rouge Assassin (Jovoy)
Aesthetic: Powdery noir with zero body count.
Verdict: Not guilty. Of anything.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
May 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Suspect Report:
Rouge Assassin (Jovoy)
Aesthetic: Powdery noir with zero body count.
Verdict: Not guilty. Of anything.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Rouge Assassin (Jovoy)
Aesthetic: Powdery noir with zero body count.
Verdict: Not guilty. Of anything.
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
The Gushing Water Stone 20 (Olivier Durbano)
Stick through the aggressively terpenic opening… it gives way to the scent of warm, wet sands and a vibrant ecoastal forest.
Unique.
Notes and story ⬇️
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Stick through the aggressively terpenic opening… it gives way to the scent of warm, wet sands and a vibrant ecoastal forest.
Unique.
Notes and story ⬇️
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
May 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The Gushing Water Stone 20 (Olivier Durbano)
Stick through the aggressively terpenic opening… it gives way to the scent of warm, wet sands and a vibrant ecoastal forest.
Unique.
Notes and story ⬇️
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Stick through the aggressively terpenic opening… it gives way to the scent of warm, wet sands and a vibrant ecoastal forest.
Unique.
Notes and story ⬇️
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
No diplomatic incident after all.
Just sullen earth, bouncy flowers, and a predictable peace treaty.
Verdict: Got along better than I thought. Would chaperone again. Notes and story⬇️
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Just sullen earth, bouncy flowers, and a predictable peace treaty.
Verdict: Got along better than I thought. Would chaperone again. Notes and story⬇️
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
April 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
No diplomatic incident after all.
Just sullen earth, bouncy flowers, and a predictable peace treaty.
Verdict: Got along better than I thought. Would chaperone again. Notes and story⬇️
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Just sullen earth, bouncy flowers, and a predictable peace treaty.
Verdict: Got along better than I thought. Would chaperone again. Notes and story⬇️
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Tonight, I’m chaperoning these two on a date:
— Incident Diplomatique (Jovoy)
— Belle de Nuit (Fragonard)
Stay tuned for the match report …
#smelfie #SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
— Incident Diplomatique (Jovoy)
— Belle de Nuit (Fragonard)
Stay tuned for the match report …
#smelfie #SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
April 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Tonight, I’m chaperoning these two on a date:
— Incident Diplomatique (Jovoy)
— Belle de Nuit (Fragonard)
Stay tuned for the match report …
#smelfie #SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
— Incident Diplomatique (Jovoy)
— Belle de Nuit (Fragonard)
Stay tuned for the match report …
#smelfie #SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
Couldn’t figure out why this easy pleaser fragrance was called “L’Art de la Guerre” until I found this review:
Those ARE fighting words, and I beg to differ.
Those ARE fighting words, and I beg to differ.
April 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Couldn’t figure out why this easy pleaser fragrance was called “L’Art de la Guerre” until I found this review:
Those ARE fighting words, and I beg to differ.
Those ARE fighting words, and I beg to differ.
There’s more menace in a bowl of fruit salad than in this “war.”
It’s cheerful. It’s disarming. It’s aggressively nice.
Notes and story below⬇️
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
It’s cheerful. It’s disarming. It’s aggressively nice.
Notes and story below⬇️
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
April 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
There’s more menace in a bowl of fruit salad than in this “war.”
It’s cheerful. It’s disarming. It’s aggressively nice.
Notes and story below⬇️
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
It’s cheerful. It’s disarming. It’s aggressively nice.
Notes and story below⬇️
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
The brown, cinnamon-scented Mr. Sketch marker.
And that’s all I have to say about that.
Notes and no further story below ⬇️
#SORD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
And that’s all I have to say about that.
Notes and no further story below ⬇️
#SORD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
April 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The brown, cinnamon-scented Mr. Sketch marker.
And that’s all I have to say about that.
Notes and no further story below ⬇️
#SORD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
And that’s all I have to say about that.
Notes and no further story below ⬇️
#SORD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
In a constellation far, far away…
A showdown of galactic herb and spice unfolds.
Tuberose takes center stage—cloaked in a crimson Jedi robe.
Notes and story below ⬇️
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
A showdown of galactic herb and spice unfolds.
Tuberose takes center stage—cloaked in a crimson Jedi robe.
Notes and story below ⬇️
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
April 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
In a constellation far, far away…
A showdown of galactic herb and spice unfolds.
Tuberose takes center stage—cloaked in a crimson Jedi robe.
Notes and story below ⬇️
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
A showdown of galactic herb and spice unfolds.
Tuberose takes center stage—cloaked in a crimson Jedi robe.
Notes and story below ⬇️
#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky