Scott Millen
@thescottmillen.bsky.social
You shall not pass.
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Can't enjoy haiku
Until I do the counting
Trust but verify
Until I do the counting
Trust but verify
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"I switched to Qobuz. It's an odd name but the vast majority of your favorite artists are there and you get free playlist migration, or you can import songs you bought on band camp, as well as free playlist migration from Spotify."🪶
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
"I switched to Qobuz. It's an odd name but the vast majority of your favorite artists are there and you get free playlist migration, or you can import songs you bought on band camp, as well as free playlist migration from Spotify."🪶
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Can we wait until January to start shaming me about my lack of physical fitness please.
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Can we wait until January to start shaming me about my lack of physical fitness please.
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Frog looked at Toad’s calendar. The November page was still on top. Frog tore off the November page. He tore off the December page. And the January page, the February page, and the March page. He came to the April page. Frog tore off the April page too.
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Frog looked at Toad’s calendar. The November page was still on top. Frog tore off the November page. He tore off the December page. And the January page, the February page, and the March page. He came to the April page. Frog tore off the April page too.
It has been a year since I have driven a motor vehicle or ridden a bike. A year since I have worn a pair of jeans or boots. 12 months since I have run or hurried on my feet. A year since I have wiped my ass or ejaculated. I have not worked this year. I'm alive, but not sure just what to do with it.
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
It has been a year since I have driven a motor vehicle or ridden a bike. A year since I have worn a pair of jeans or boots. 12 months since I have run or hurried on my feet. A year since I have wiped my ass or ejaculated. I have not worked this year. I'm alive, but not sure just what to do with it.
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This whole administration has Sorry About My Dad syndrome
The Trump administration said it wants airlines and airports to offer travelers healthier food options, exercise equipment and family-friendly features like playspaces and nursing facilities.
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This whole administration has Sorry About My Dad syndrome
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Those are not the ears of a creature that wants you to live
just watched a few dozen videos from the TikTok account of the people who own a caracal cat which very clearly should not be a pet and wants to kill them (every video is like this)
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Those are not the ears of a creature that wants you to live
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A 5-month-old baby died, & 3 surviving children, ages 2, 4, & 5, had to be hospitalized with rickets, osteopenia, vitamin D deficiency, & significant developmental delays bc their parents put them on “alkaline diets.”
Anyone saying alkalization has health benefits is a murderous liar & a charlatan.
Anyone saying alkalization has health benefits is a murderous liar & a charlatan.
December 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
A 5-month-old baby died, & 3 surviving children, ages 2, 4, & 5, had to be hospitalized with rickets, osteopenia, vitamin D deficiency, & significant developmental delays bc their parents put them on “alkaline diets.”
Anyone saying alkalization has health benefits is a murderous liar & a charlatan.
Anyone saying alkalization has health benefits is a murderous liar & a charlatan.
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Yn the newes the Fellowshippe of the Ring filme ys going to celebrate its 25 yeare anniversarye and also nay, no waye, it hath not ben that longe
December 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Yn the newes the Fellowshippe of the Ring filme ys going to celebrate its 25 yeare anniversarye and also nay, no waye, it hath not ben that longe
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Oh, is that the thumbs up of passion? No? Just the regular one? The one that means "shut up, you ol' broad"?
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Oh, is that the thumbs up of passion? No? Just the regular one? The one that means "shut up, you ol' broad"?
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The squirrels will tell my story.
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The squirrels will tell my story.
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There's a meteor shower next Sunday night/Monday morning. I had really hoped to try and find a plane to shoot it from this year but never invested the time into a search.
Maybe next year!
Maybe next year!
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
There's a meteor shower next Sunday night/Monday morning. I had really hoped to try and find a plane to shoot it from this year but never invested the time into a search.
Maybe next year!
Maybe next year!
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The party of, by, and for posting.
Here's Rep. Ann Wagner (R-Mo.) raging about Missouri's elections being "decided in California" in response to an article about Missourians protesting a gerrymandering petition in California -- except the article is about the town of California in Missouri.
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The party of, by, and for posting.
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(looking at the apple on my nightstand)
You've evaded capture for a week, but tomorrow I'm coming for you.
You've evaded capture for a week, but tomorrow I'm coming for you.
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
(looking at the apple on my nightstand)
You've evaded capture for a week, but tomorrow I'm coming for you.
You've evaded capture for a week, but tomorrow I'm coming for you.
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One more pelican post for the day. 🪶
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
One more pelican post for the day. 🪶
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If a recipe requires me buying more than one spice I didn’t already have it can fuck itself into the sky
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 AM
If a recipe requires me buying more than one spice I didn’t already have it can fuck itself into the sky
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Another day of Sunday morning political TV pain which serves only to bring dread. Happy holidays! 🎉
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Another day of Sunday morning political TV pain which serves only to bring dread. Happy holidays! 🎉
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Thanks for understanding I don't care about your feetsball team.
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Thanks for understanding I don't care about your feetsball team.
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IT'S @notowenmeany.bsky.social's big, BIG day! That's right, hemorrhoid surgery! 🎂🎈 🎉
kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage .
Alt: Kermit.
Totes stoked it's @notowenmeany's birthday. He might also have some pretty gnarly hemorrhoids though. That could be.
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
IT'S @notowenmeany.bsky.social's big, BIG day! That's right, hemorrhoid surgery! 🎂🎈 🎉
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Mood
Brown pelican balancing on the edge of a rubber trash can on a bait barge. So funny! 🪶
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Mood
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Begging TV producers to show maps and small boat ranges.
WELKER: Is there any hard evidence showing this particular boat was headed to the US?
TOM COTTON: That didn't come up in my briefing
WELKER: Are you comfortable having the US target a boat that you're not sure is heading to the US?
COTTON: I'm not just comfortable with it -- I want to continue it
TOM COTTON: That didn't come up in my briefing
WELKER: Are you comfortable having the US target a boat that you're not sure is heading to the US?
COTTON: I'm not just comfortable with it -- I want to continue it
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Begging TV producers to show maps and small boat ranges.
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Live your life in such a way your wife can't wait to get home from the therapy pool to snuggle her heated pillow boyfriend.
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Live your life in such a way your wife can't wait to get home from the therapy pool to snuggle her heated pillow boyfriend.