Jonathan Ellis
@thescrabbleking.bsky.social
Accounting fan, wrestling fan, Eddie Kingston fan, Brock Nelson’s advocate (see roughly 90% of my Tweets), soccer fan, Isles fan, and feared enemy of ceiling fans 😤
WELP, TIME TO PUT THIS TO THE TEST LMAOOOOOO
Abstaining from the Hangman discourse (if it’s still ongoing) b/c I know for a fact that if it were Eddie Kingston in that spot I’d be 100x worse and 1000x more insufferable than anyone on either side of that aisle lmfao
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
WELP, TIME TO PUT THIS TO THE TEST LMAOOOOOO
THIS MAN IS A LEGEND KILLER AMONGST MELVINS
YOU CAN EVOLVE ALL YOU WANT BUT ONLY HE IS THE SOLUTION
BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER
YOU CAN EVOLVE ALL YOU WANT BUT ONLY HE IS THE SOLUTION
BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
THIS MAN IS A LEGEND KILLER AMONGST MELVINS
YOU CAN EVOLVE ALL YOU WANT BUT ONLY HE IS THE SOLUTION
BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER
YOU CAN EVOLVE ALL YOU WANT BUT ONLY HE IS THE SOLUTION
BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER
AYO THE X IS DUMB BETTER LOG IT OFF
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
AYO THE X IS DUMB BETTER LOG IT OFF
Reposted by Jonathan Ellis
My man Eddie Kingston, my favorite wrestler, is here to kick the everloving shit out of Shibata.
Knock his brain back out, King. 🤼
Knock his brain back out, King. 🤼
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
My man Eddie Kingston, my favorite wrestler, is here to kick the everloving shit out of Shibata.
Knock his brain back out, King. 🤼
Knock his brain back out, King. 🤼
Reposted by Jonathan Ellis
This promo is why I love Eddie. It's real to him. He's one of us.
You can see Nigel smiling ear to ear, he gets it, too. 🤼
You can see Nigel smiling ear to ear, he gets it, too. 🤼
My man Eddie Kingston, my favorite wrestler, is here to kick the everloving shit out of Shibata.
Knock his brain back out, King. 🤼
Knock his brain back out, King. 🤼
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This promo is why I love Eddie. It's real to him. He's one of us.
You can see Nigel smiling ear to ear, he gets it, too. 🤼
You can see Nigel smiling ear to ear, he gets it, too. 🤼
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November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
🌎🌍🌏🌎🌍🌏🌎🌍🌏🌎🌍🌏🌎🌍🌏🌎🌍🌏🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🧥🧥🧥🧥🧥🧥🧥🧥🧥🧥🧥🧥🧥🧥🧥🧥🧥🧥
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November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Reposted by Jonathan Ellis
THE WORLD IS COLD BETTER BUNDLE UP
THE WORLD IS COLD BETTER BUNDLE UP
THE WORLD IS COLD BETTER BUNDLE UP
THE WORLD IS COLD BETTER BUNDLE UP
THE WORLD IS COLD BETTER BUNDLE UP
THE WORLD IS COLD BETTER BUNDLE UP
THE WORLD IS COLD BETTER BUNDLE UP
THE WORLD IS COLD BETTER BUNDLE UP
THE WORLD IS COLD BETTER BUNDLE UP
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
THE WORLD IS COLD BETTER BUNDLE UP
THE WORLD IS COLD BETTER BUNDLE UP
THE WORLD IS COLD BETTER BUNDLE UP
THE WORLD IS COLD BETTER BUNDLE UP
THE WORLD IS COLD BETTER BUNDLE UP
THE WORLD IS COLD BETTER BUNDLE UP
THE WORLD IS COLD BETTER BUNDLE UP
THE WORLD IS COLD BETTER BUNDLE UP
THE WORLD IS COLD BETTER BUNDLE UP
THE DNA OF THE NHLPA MATT MARTIN
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
THE DNA OF THE NHLPA MATT MARTIN
🌎🌍🌏🥶🥶🥶🧥🧥🧥
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
🌎🌍🌏🥶🥶🥶🧥🧥🧥
WREX BRISTOL AND LEAVE
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
WREX BRISTOL AND LEAVE
If you’re a goalkeeper, KEEP THE GOAL!!!!!!! 😭😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If you’re a goalkeeper, KEEP THE GOAL!!!!!!! 😭😭😭
Unbelievable.
Ajax is the only team with zero points in the #UCL league phase 🫤
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Unbelievable.
Abstaining from the Hangman discourse (if it’s still ongoing) b/c I know for a fact that if it were Eddie Kingston in that spot I’d be 100x worse and 1000x more insufferable than anyone on either side of that aisle lmfao
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Abstaining from the Hangman discourse (if it’s still ongoing) b/c I know for a fact that if it were Eddie Kingston in that spot I’d be 100x worse and 1000x more insufferable than anyone on either side of that aisle lmfao
Reposted by Jonathan Ellis
Get you someone who looks at you the way Rose Lavelle looks at Fireball ❤️🔥
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Get you someone who looks at you the way Rose Lavelle looks at Fireball ❤️🔥
Good.
The New York Giants become the first team eliminated from the playoffs this season.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Good.
Reposted by Jonathan Ellis
Tammany Brawl would be a great name for an indie wrestling show in New York.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Tammany Brawl would be a great name for an indie wrestling show in New York.
I’ll get there one day.
I hope.
I hope.
12 years ago today, I passed the final section of the CPA exam. I had already failed AUD once with a 74 and was terrified that I'd failed again. I was a solo parent of two toddlers and the pressure to pass was so strong. The intense feeling of relief is not something I will ever forget. #TaxSky
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I’ll get there one day.
I hope.
I hope.
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Some kid in Philly fucked up their “I wish the Cowboys would lose this weekend” wish and now Samoa Joe is AEW World Champion.
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Some kid in Philly fucked up their “I wish the Cowboys would lose this weekend” wish and now Samoa Joe is AEW World Champion.
Kinda reminds me of the O’Reilly/Cole Fight Without Honor and Hybrid Rules Matches in pre-AEW ROH 😮 Two of the bouts that really pulled me into the reDRagon/Future Shock lore even after I for the longest time reeeeeeeeeally disliked Adam Cole (he beat Kevin Steen on his birthday, I’m sorry!! 😭😭)
As the match played out, the story expanded to "Mox is better at plunder, KOR is better at MMA," with both trying to play each other's game and failing. Really smart and tightly told story. Notch another big win for Kyle as well. #AEWFullGear
I am absolutely loving that the story of Mox/KOR is MMA vs. cutlery. #AEWFullGear
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Kinda reminds me of the O’Reilly/Cole Fight Without Honor and Hybrid Rules Matches in pre-AEW ROH 😮 Two of the bouts that really pulled me into the reDRagon/Future Shock lore even after I for the longest time reeeeeeeeeally disliked Adam Cole (he beat Kevin Steen on his birthday, I’m sorry!! 😭😭)
>me when I realize Derby ≈ Darby
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
>me when I realize Derby ≈ Darby
KYLE PALMIERI
THE AMBASSADOR OF SHUTOUTANDSHOOTOUTTHEKRAKSADOR
THE AMBASSADOR OF SHUTOUTANDSHOOTOUTTHEKRAKSADOR
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
KYLE PALMIERI
THE AMBASSADOR OF SHUTOUTANDSHOOTOUTTHEKRAKSADOR
THE AMBASSADOR OF SHUTOUTANDSHOOTOUTTHEKRAKSADOR
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE A DERBY
AND YOUR DERBY IS DEAD
AND YOUR DERBY IS DEAD
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE A DERBY
AND YOUR DERBY IS DEAD
AND YOUR DERBY IS DEAD