Jonathan Ellis
@thescrabbleking.bsky.social
Accounting fan, wrestling fan, Eddie Kingston fan, Brock Nelson’s advocate (see roughly 90% of my Tweets), soccer fan, Isles fan, and feared enemy of ceiling fans 😤
THIS MAN IS A LEGEND KILLER AMONGST MELVINS
YOU CAN EVOLVE ALL YOU WANT BUT ONLY HE IS THE SOLUTION
BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER
YOU CAN EVOLVE ALL YOU WANT BUT ONLY HE IS THE SOLUTION
BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
THIS MAN IS A LEGEND KILLER AMONGST MELVINS
YOU CAN EVOLVE ALL YOU WANT BUT ONLY HE IS THE SOLUTION
BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER
YOU CAN EVOLVE ALL YOU WANT BUT ONLY HE IS THE SOLUTION
BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER
THE DNA OF THE NHLPA MATT MARTIN
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
THE DNA OF THE NHLPA MATT MARTIN
HBD kemosabe!
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
HBD kemosabe!
it’s a done deal. 🫥
![ESPN notification: ⚾️ Grisham returning to Yank[ees]: “OF Trent Grishman has accepted $22.025 million qualifying offer from New York – Jeff Passan”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6gxyd4irpg42affp5n7ijptu/bafkreicgtdxbj7o5niq4awug2xexmw4lqwfb2dtvhvd2pwtvatkkcyuy2q@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
it’s a done deal. 🫥
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
WORLD CUP BERTHING CODY GAKPO
WORLD CUP BERTHING CODY GAKPO
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
WORLD CUP BERTHING CODY GAKPO
WORLD CUP BERTHING CODY GAKPO
THE UTAH MAMMOTH ARE MELVINS
MAY THEY FIND SOLACE IN THEIR LOSER POINT
BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER
MAY THEY FIND SOLACE IN THEIR LOSER POINT
BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
THE UTAH MAMMOTH ARE MELVINS
MAY THEY FIND SOLACE IN THEIR LOSER POINT
BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER
MAY THEY FIND SOLACE IN THEIR LOSER POINT
BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER
👨🏾⚖️ WE FIND THE RALEIGH 👨🏾⚖️ GUILTYYYYYYYYY
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
👨🏾⚖️ WE FIND THE RALEIGH 👨🏾⚖️ GUILTYYYYYYYYY
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAD A CHILDHOOD
AND YOUR CHILDHOOD IS DEAD
AND YOUR CHILDHOOD IS DEAD
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAD A CHILDHOOD
AND YOUR CHILDHOOD IS DEAD
AND YOUR CHILDHOOD IS DEAD
WREX…a fan……and leave? ._.
November 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
WREX…a fan……and leave? ._.
HE’S CASHING IN HIS POWER IN THE PLAY CONTRACT
October 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
HE’S CASHING IN HIS POWER IN THE PLAY CONTRACT
Was really hoping I could find a pic of my reflection in a beverage glass(es) to be a lil smartass.
But in the absence of that and the energy to create it, here’s me at the Cruijff!
But in the absence of that and the energy to create it, here’s me at the Cruijff!
October 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Was really hoping I could find a pic of my reflection in a beverage glass(es) to be a lil smartass.
But in the absence of that and the energy to create it, here’s me at the Cruijff!
But in the absence of that and the energy to create it, here’s me at the Cruijff!
Found my answer lol
October 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Found my answer lol
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
PULLING ONE BACK IT’S CODY GAKPO
PULLING ONE BACK IT’S CODY GAKPO
October 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
PULLING ONE BACK IT’S CODY GAKPO
PULLING ONE BACK IT’S CODY GAKPO
Or the Aries? 😰
October 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Or the Aries? 😰
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
FINISHER OF FINNS CODY GAKPO
FINISHER OF FINNS CODY GAKPO
October 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
FINISHER OF FINNS CODY GAKPO
FINISHER OF FINNS CODY GAKPO
At the peak of the drama: mans über pissed that PAC stole his look 😭
October 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
At the peak of the drama: mans über pissed that PAC stole his look 😭
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
BRACE YOURSELF FOR CODY GAKPO
BRACE YOURSELF FOR CODY GAKPO
October 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
BRACE YOURSELF FOR CODY GAKPO
BRACE YOURSELF FOR CODY GAKPO
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
MALTA CONSUMER CODY GAKPO
MALTA CONSUMER CODY GAKPO
October 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
MALTA CONSUMER CODY GAKPO
MALTA CONSUMER CODY GAKPO
![My message to the aforementioned moron.
(Christian Cage—ironically, a Torontonian—tells Adam Copeland—also Torontonian—in mid-hug to “Go fuck [him]self” in AEW)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6gxyd4irpg42affp5n7ijptu/bafkreidfgck5xyaukabzjuc4v2umihxbc6rmbgxw2ggdwqoldkz4zhpp5a@jpeg)
Not sure if this is true analysis or a thin bit of snark lmfao
October 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Not sure if this is true analysis or a thin bit of snark lmfao