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theseawolf1.bsky.social
@theseawolf1.bsky.social
Citizen of a post-developed country. He/Him, the impact point of the immovable object of logic and the unstoppable force of empathy. Will one-liner you, will play jank. Photos at https://shorturl.at/3P0Ov

My posts are surely not what my employers believe
To whomever at Microsoft decided the default highlighted option on the Print screen should no longer be “Print…” May your showers be cold, you car battery drain incessantly and every Slip n Slide hide a cheese grater.
December 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Ever load up Argath with a fire spell, have him run into a doorway and then self-combust into a great doormat that baffles enemy programming? I heartily recommend.
October 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Last full day in the Harbor. Low foliage from drought, no whale watches from noreaster. I’ve done all I can here in 3 trips that nature allows. Its sad to say, I’d probably only come back if I had someone along for the trip. I’d be thrilled to show someone around, but solo adventure is only so fun.
October 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The concept of the Three Deaths has appeal to me: the actual death, the last time your name is said and the last time you are thought about. Are we truly able to find peace until the third one? And do some people truly want that peace? Perhaps for some, the erosion of the stone’s name is a blessing.
October 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Random #shroomscrolling here in Bar Harbor!
October 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Time for adventure.
October 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Oh foolish Tristate, we used our magic to blind ourselves to the stars, and forgot there are things above us.
October 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Behold: Tiggy
September 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The best we can offer sometimes is to create sanctuaries, small chances for folk to find respite. My lab does not need to be cold!
September 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
After many attempts to handle the absolute nonsense that is Rice Shower’s career arc, I finally built the proper foundation for Pace Chaser success.
August 20, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Each little white mark is a place where a vine saw a wall and decided “you work for me now.”
August 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Oh device wielder, grace us with some random thingy.
July 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It also answered a deeper question of my worldview, finally realizing the concept of anti-nihilism. Even if we are doomed to die in a completely stupid, preventable way, you should still do your best to support and make that limited life better for everyone. Even if some folks do deserve a Bad Time.
July 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
52 is just boring 69 send skeet.
July 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Show a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.

A pic literally made for me? Certainly.
July 4, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Baldur's Gate was a great joy for me, and perhaps gave birth to the most poignant of my freindo server quotes. There are many mighty ones, many funny ones, but this one captures the condition like no other.
June 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Alas, the prickly pears at my stoop have already lost their flowers. Had one good day of bloom, then odd cold, ultra heat, more odd cool. Got one good pic before the botanical bane of climate change wreaked havoc.
June 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
And an old photo, Salem of all places knows about the evils of intolerance.
June 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
@sanagie.bsky.social delivered my boi Luux just crushin’ a potion over their head like it ain’t strange. The party found the moment so hilarious (my intention was to be kinda Blasphemous-style grim, but we take laughs in this economy) I simply had to have it immortalized.
June 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It is 1999, I come home and a box awaits me, the Star Ocean 2 OST.

It is 2025, I come home and a box awaits me, the Star Ocean 2 OST.
May 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Peak bloomsday upon ye.
May 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Nanny’s flowers persist long after she left us.
April 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
My first ever commission was a wild shot in the dark, Onionholic's style was warm and inviting, but they usually drew BEEG people. Imagine my surprise when they took my lala commission and posted up this wonder, calling him a "mood booster 'tater."

Seawolf Smugpun of the Silver Lining by Onionholic
April 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Nero's Fiddle, 2025
April 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
WHAT IS A MANA? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF FETCHES.
April 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM