─╌ 𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. ( ev. )
@theshredder.bsky.social
𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝙄 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊, 𝐈'𝐌
𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝒁𝑨𝑷 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝘼𝙇𝙇
𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗚𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗟𝗘 𝗥𝗔𝗬
@dimensionx.bsky.social
𝑰𝑵𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑫 .ᐟ
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
EVENT !! @dimensionx.bsky.social's personality .
Pinned
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ 𝓖𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡 , 𝑨𝑮𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑽𝑬
𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑩𝑰𝑨𝑵 ── 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐋𝐋
𝐍𝐎𝐓 「 * 𝗙𝗢𝗜𝗟 」 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
ᅠ 𝓖𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡 , 𝑨𝑮𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑽𝑬
𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑩𝑰𝑨𝑵 ── 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐋𝐋
𝐍𝐎𝐓 「 * 𝗙𝗢𝗜𝗟 」 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
i don't care . 🤩
TELL HIM THAT, NOT ME . 🤬
[ 💀🙏 . ]
TELL HIM THAT, NOT ME . 🤬
[ 💀🙏 . ]
Perhaps a proper clear coat would prevent such a thing from happening. 👺
that's HIS fault for chipping it so easily, then . 💢
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i don't care . 🤩
TELL HIM THAT, NOT ME . 🤬
[ 💀🙏 . ]
TELL HIM THAT, NOT ME . 🤬
[ 💀🙏 . ]
that's HIS fault for chipping it so easily, then . 💢
It is improper to leave with chipped nail polish. 👺
' properly maintained ' ── this is EVERY OTHER DAY PAINTING . 🤬
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
that's HIS fault for chipping it so easily, then . 💢
' properly maintained ' ── this is EVERY OTHER DAY PAINTING . 🤬
It is … um important for nails to be properly maintained, after all. 💧
you're ROCKSTEADY'S stupid henchmen, you two should be HIS problem and not MINE all the time ── where is he, anyway .ᐣ.ᐟ 🤬
[ the two look at each other, then back at shredder . ]
🧠 : uhmm ... nails . 🤩
OF COURSE HE IS . WHEN IS HE NOT . THE ABSOLUTE TWIT ── 🤬
[ 😭 ]
[ the two look at each other, then back at shredder . ]
🧠 : uhmm ... nails . 🤩
OF COURSE HE IS . WHEN IS HE NOT . THE ABSOLUTE TWIT ── 🤬
[ 😭 ]
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
' properly maintained ' ── this is EVERY OTHER DAY PAINTING . 🤬
you're ROCKSTEADY'S stupid henchmen, you two should be HIS problem and not MINE all the time ── where is he, anyway .ᐣ.ᐟ 🤬
[ the two look at each other, then back at shredder . ]
🧠 : uhmm ... nails . 🤩
OF COURSE HE IS . WHEN IS HE NOT . THE ABSOLUTE TWIT ── 🤬
[ 😭 ]
[ the two look at each other, then back at shredder . ]
🧠 : uhmm ... nails . 🤩
OF COURSE HE IS . WHEN IS HE NOT . THE ABSOLUTE TWIT ── 🤬
[ 😭 ]
.. Perhaps.
[ Evelyn decides then and there that it’s best for her to tread carefully and NOT upset him. ]
If you wish to have cereal, I shall prepare some for you.
[ a pause. ]
In a way that does not involve fire. 💧
[ 💀. ]
[ Evelyn decides then and there that it’s best for her to tread carefully and NOT upset him. ]
If you wish to have cereal, I shall prepare some for you.
[ a pause. ]
In a way that does not involve fire. 💧
[ 💀. ]
[ he looks extremely offended . ]
i'll yell at them as i PLEASE . i have to get things through their THICK skulls ──
[ krang raises a tentacle . ]
... NO . DON'T YOU DARE .
[ krang lowers the tentacle . 💀 ]
🐗 : cookiiiin' . we was tryin' to make CEREAL ── 😦
[ ... 😭 . ]
i'll yell at them as i PLEASE . i have to get things through their THICK skulls ──
[ krang raises a tentacle . ]
... NO . DON'T YOU DARE .
[ krang lowers the tentacle . 💀 ]
🐗 : cookiiiin' . we was tryin' to make CEREAL ── 😦
[ ... 😭 . ]
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
you're ROCKSTEADY'S stupid henchmen, you two should be HIS problem and not MINE all the time ── where is he, anyway .ᐣ.ᐟ 🤬
[ the two look at each other, then back at shredder . ]
🧠 : uhmm ... nails . 🤩
OF COURSE HE IS . WHEN IS HE NOT . THE ABSOLUTE TWIT ── 🤬
[ 😭 ]
[ the two look at each other, then back at shredder . ]
🧠 : uhmm ... nails . 🤩
OF COURSE HE IS . WHEN IS HE NOT . THE ABSOLUTE TWIT ── 🤬
[ 😭 ]
[ he looks extremely offended . ]
i'll yell at them as i PLEASE . i have to get things through their THICK skulls ──
[ krang raises a tentacle . ]
... NO . DON'T YOU DARE .
[ krang lowers the tentacle . 💀 ]
🐗 : cookiiiin' . we was tryin' to make CEREAL ── 😦
[ ... 😭 . ]
i'll yell at them as i PLEASE . i have to get things through their THICK skulls ──
[ krang raises a tentacle . ]
... NO . DON'T YOU DARE .
[ krang lowers the tentacle . 💀 ]
🐗 : cookiiiin' . we was tryin' to make CEREAL ── 😦
[ ... 😭 . ]
[ She soon enters the room after him. ]
Ah — Perhaps there is no need to resort to yelling .. 💧
Might I ask what has happened ?
Ah — Perhaps there is no need to resort to yelling .. 💧
Might I ask what has happened ?
[ krang and bebop are sitting in the middle of the room . they look SO guilty . 💀🙏
shredder starts cursing at them in dimension x's language . 😭 ]
shredder starts cursing at them in dimension x's language . 😭 ]
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
[ he looks extremely offended . ]
i'll yell at them as i PLEASE . i have to get things through their THICK skulls ──
[ krang raises a tentacle . ]
... NO . DON'T YOU DARE .
[ krang lowers the tentacle . 💀 ]
🐗 : cookiiiin' . we was tryin' to make CEREAL ── 😦
[ ... 😭 . ]
i'll yell at them as i PLEASE . i have to get things through their THICK skulls ──
[ krang raises a tentacle . ]
... NO . DON'T YOU DARE .
[ krang lowers the tentacle . 💀 ]
🐗 : cookiiiin' . we was tryin' to make CEREAL ── 😦
[ ... 😭 . ]
[ krang and bebop are sitting in the middle of the room . they look SO guilty . 💀🙏
shredder starts cursing at them in dimension x's language . 😭 ]
shredder starts cursing at them in dimension x's language . 😭 ]
. . . 💧
[ Evelyn gracefully follows after him 😭. ]
[ Evelyn gracefully follows after him 😭. ]
[ he's already stomped off by the time she says they should investigate . ]
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
[ krang and bebop are sitting in the middle of the room . they look SO guilty . 💀🙏
shredder starts cursing at them in dimension x's language . 😭 ]
shredder starts cursing at them in dimension x's language . 😭 ]
[ he's already stomped off by the time she says they should investigate . ]
Oh my … 💧
[ She smooths the skirt of her dress out. ]
Perhaps we should investigate ?
[ She smooths the skirt of her dress out. ]
Perhaps we should investigate ?
[ he growls and releases her .
...
...
there's a loud ass boom from across the hall . 💀 ]
... THOSE DUNDERHEADS ── 🤬
...
...
there's a loud ass boom from across the hall . 💀 ]
... THOSE DUNDERHEADS ── 🤬
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
[ he's already stomped off by the time she says they should investigate . ]
[ he growls and releases her .
...
...
there's a loud ass boom from across the hall . 💀 ]
... THOSE DUNDERHEADS ── 🤬
...
...
there's a loud ass boom from across the hall . 💀 ]
... THOSE DUNDERHEADS ── 🤬
O- Oh my , please contain yourself … I merely wished for it to be a surprise !!
[ She is being shaken 💀. ]
I fear if you shake me anymore, I may become terribly nauseous, for I have forgotten to eat today. 💧
So, for your sake, cease.
[ She is being shaken 💀. ]
I fear if you shake me anymore, I may become terribly nauseous, for I have forgotten to eat today. 💧
So, for your sake, cease.
you got what . why didn't i get it first . GIVE IT TO ME . 🤬
[ HE STARTS SHAKING HER VlOLENTLY . 💀 ]
[ HE STARTS SHAKING HER VlOLENTLY . 💀 ]
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
[ he growls and releases her .
...
...
there's a loud ass boom from across the hall . 💀 ]
... THOSE DUNDERHEADS ── 🤬
...
...
there's a loud ass boom from across the hall . 💀 ]
... THOSE DUNDERHEADS ── 🤬
you got what . why didn't i get it first . GIVE IT TO ME . 🤬
[ HE STARTS SHAKING HER VlOLENTLY . 💀 ]
[ HE STARTS SHAKING HER VlOLENTLY . 💀 ]
. . . 💧
Ummmm — did I tell you about the one-of-kind John and Marsha merch I obtained ?
Ummmm — did I tell you about the one-of-kind John and Marsha merch I obtained ?
i was being SARCASTIC . i KNOW what made you ' see ', FOOL . 🤬
[ he turns his back to her . ]
[ he turns his back to her . ]
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
you got what . why didn't i get it first . GIVE IT TO ME . 🤬
[ HE STARTS SHAKING HER VlOLENTLY . 💀 ]
[ HE STARTS SHAKING HER VlOLENTLY . 💀 ]
i was being SARCASTIC . i KNOW what made you ' see ', FOOL . 🤬
[ he turns his back to her . ]
[ he turns his back to her . ]
Your reaction, I am deeply sorry for upsetting you. 💧
oho, what made you SEE THAT . 🤬
[ he crosses his arms . ]
[ he crosses his arms . ]
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
i was being SARCASTIC . i KNOW what made you ' see ', FOOL . 🤬
[ he turns his back to her . ]
[ he turns his back to her . ]
oho, what made you SEE THAT . 🤬
[ he crosses his arms . ]
[ he crosses his arms . ]
Apologies, I was merely attempting to jest. 💧
I see my attempts have failed.
[ 💭: I must figure out how to fix this, as soon as I am able to. ]
I see my attempts have failed.
[ 💭: I must figure out how to fix this, as soon as I am able to. ]
i'm oblivious to NOTHING . i'm the great, genius ruler of dimenSION X ──
[ krang passes by in the background ── and burps . 💀
shredder turns to glare at him for a moment, then WHlPS back around to glare at evelyn . ]
how DARE you insinuate such a thing about ME .ᐣ.ᐟ 💢
[ krang passes by in the background ── and burps . 💀
shredder turns to glare at him for a moment, then WHlPS back around to glare at evelyn . ]
how DARE you insinuate such a thing about ME .ᐣ.ᐟ 💢
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
oho, what made you SEE THAT . 🤬
[ he crosses his arms . ]
[ he crosses his arms . ]
i'm oblivious to NOTHING . i'm the great, genius ruler of dimenSION X ──
[ krang passes by in the background ── and burps . 💀
shredder turns to glare at him for a moment, then WHlPS back around to glare at evelyn . ]
how DARE you insinuate such a thing about ME .ᐣ.ᐟ 💢
[ krang passes by in the background ── and burps . 💀
shredder turns to glare at him for a moment, then WHlPS back around to glare at evelyn . ]
how DARE you insinuate such a thing about ME .ᐣ.ᐟ 💢
Something clearly has, and you are oblivious to it.
[ Evelyn softly sighs. ]
Fret not, I shall find the cause behind it. Even if you are obvious to what is occurring.
[ Evelyn softly sighs. ]
Fret not, I shall find the cause behind it. Even if you are obvious to what is occurring.
nothing has HAPPENED TO ME . and NO .
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
i'm oblivious to NOTHING . i'm the great, genius ruler of dimenSION X ──
[ krang passes by in the background ── and burps . 💀
shredder turns to glare at him for a moment, then WHlPS back around to glare at evelyn . ]
how DARE you insinuate such a thing about ME .ᐣ.ᐟ 💢
[ krang passes by in the background ── and burps . 💀
shredder turns to glare at him for a moment, then WHlPS back around to glare at evelyn . ]
how DARE you insinuate such a thing about ME .ᐣ.ᐟ 💢
elysia 🩷
at least 3 main cast tmnt 1987 vas having birthdays in november is so real . me being interested in this show was meant to be / silly / j
at least 3 main cast tmnt 1987 vas having birthdays in november is so real . me being interested in this show was meant to be / silly / j
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
elysia 🩷
at least 3 main cast tmnt 1987 vas having birthdays in november is so real . me being interested in this show was meant to be / silly / j
at least 3 main cast tmnt 1987 vas having birthdays in november is so real . me being interested in this show was meant to be / silly / j
nothing has HAPPENED TO ME . and NO .
… oh dear. 💧
What has happened to you ? Did someone place a curse upon you ?
What has happened to you ? Did someone place a curse upon you ?
krang .ᐣ
how am i acting anything LIKE that moronic medulla ── HONESTLY . 🤬
how am i acting anything LIKE that moronic medulla ── HONESTLY . 🤬
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
nothing has HAPPENED TO ME . and NO .
krang .ᐣ
how am i acting anything LIKE that moronic medulla ── HONESTLY . 🤬
how am i acting anything LIKE that moronic medulla ── HONESTLY . 🤬
You are acting as if you are Krang— this is rather odd and I am not fond of it. 💧
what do you THINK . 😡
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
krang .ᐣ
how am i acting anything LIKE that moronic medulla ── HONESTLY . 🤬
how am i acting anything LIKE that moronic medulla ── HONESTLY . 🤬
what do you THINK . 😡
Is it John and Marsha ? 👺
... everybody KNOWS what my favorite show is, fool .ᐟ
[ shaking his fist at her . 💀 ]
[ shaking his fist at her . 💀 ]
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
what do you THINK . 😡
... everybody KNOWS what my favorite show is, fool .ᐟ
[ shaking his fist at her . 💀 ]
[ shaking his fist at her . 💀 ]
So you are oblivious of your changed behavior, I see.
[ she sighs. ]
May I ask what your favorite show is ?
[ she sighs. ]
May I ask what your favorite show is ?
what are you TALKING ABOUT . i'm acting the same as EVER . 🤬
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
... everybody KNOWS what my favorite show is, fool .ᐟ
[ shaking his fist at her . 💀 ]
[ shaking his fist at her . 💀 ]
what are you TALKING ABOUT . i'm acting the same as EVER . 🤬
[ Evelyn looks Shredder up and down before responding. ]
Tell me what is going on. Something is amiss with you — you are not acting as your usual self.
Tell me what is going on. Something is amiss with you — you are not acting as your usual self.
yes, because i HATE CATS . so you're hiding them places i WON'T LOOK . 🤬
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
what are you TALKING ABOUT . i'm acting the same as EVER . 🤬
Reposted by ─╌ 𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. ( ev. )
"Time to make my uhhhh........ LINE?"
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
"Time to make my uhhhh........ LINE?"
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
