Ryan Smith
@thesmithminute.bsky.social
Semi-retired radio personality. Avid DIYer. Essential retail worker navigating the craziness. Purveyor of obscure references and deep cuts. What TV Tropes would call a Deadpan Snarker.
Well, that was… a movie. #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Well, that was… a movie. #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
And now he’s being exterminated by a Dalek. #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
And now he’s being exterminated by a Dalek. #Svengoolie
When did we arrive in a student art film? #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
When did we arrive in a student art film? #Svengoolie
“Let me pit down the Bjork doll first.” #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“Let me pit down the Bjork doll first.” #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“And I will continue reciting exposition.” #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
“And I will continue reciting exposition.” #Svengoolie
In spite of my rage I am still just a creepy dummy in a cage. #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
In spite of my rage I am still just a creepy dummy in a cage. #Svengoolie
The music is really trying to do some heavy lifting here. #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The music is really trying to do some heavy lifting here. #Svengoolie
“He’s a jellyfish wrangler.” #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He’s a jellyfish wrangler.” #Svengoolie
A song from Madness would only improve this scene. #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
A song from Madness would only improve this scene. #Svengoolie
“The ceiling no longer desired him.” #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
“The ceiling no longer desired him.” #Svengoolie
Could this production not afford stage blood? #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Could this production not afford stage blood? #Svengoolie
It’s the same theater set, despite being a couple decades earlier in Berlin. #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It’s the same theater set, despite being a couple decades earlier in Berlin. #Svengoolie
“Does this bug you? I’m not touching you.” #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“Does this bug you? I’m not touching you.” #Svengoolie
I’d do the ‘no one will be seated during the dummy unwrapping sequence’ joke, but wow is that creepy. #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’d do the ‘no one will be seated during the dummy unwrapping sequence’ joke, but wow is that creepy. #Svengoolie
“Just trying to find the plot, ma’am.” #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
“Just trying to find the plot, ma’am.” #Svengoolie
“No. He was studying with actual llamas.” #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
“No. He was studying with actual llamas.” #Svengoolie
That’s fascinating. I never would have figured out how he got off the plane. #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
That’s fascinating. I never would have figured out how he got off the plane. #Svengoolie
“I appreciate that, Teri Garr.” #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
“I appreciate that, Teri Garr.” #Svengoolie
Does he have a network of spare parts to create another dummy? #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Does he have a network of spare parts to create another dummy? #Svengoolie
“We should probably give her something, too.” #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
“We should probably give her something, too.” #Svengoolie
It’s like The Wizard of Gore. Without the wizard. Or the gore. #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It’s like The Wizard of Gore. Without the wizard. Or the gore. #Svengoolie
“Why am I reading this in Weekly World News?” #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
“Why am I reading this in Weekly World News?” #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM