A Bean
@thetoughestbean.bsky.social
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A Bean
@thetoughestbean.bsky.social
· Oct 18
Had a very good conversation with a customer in which I gently suggested that if you think that One Piece has the best storytelling of its era, you probably should read more genres than shonen action
Fucking *fantastic* episode of Digimon Beatbreak today
December 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Fucking *fantastic* episode of Digimon Beatbreak today
I don’t have a lot of time until I have to go to bed tonight. Should I:
watch the new Digimon episode
Read some manga
Doomscroll
Stay up too late doing all three
watch the new Digimon episode
Read some manga
Doomscroll
Stay up too late doing all three
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I don’t have a lot of time until I have to go to bed tonight. Should I:
watch the new Digimon episode
Read some manga
Doomscroll
Stay up too late doing all three
watch the new Digimon episode
Read some manga
Doomscroll
Stay up too late doing all three
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The way people talk about Metroid Prime 4 NPCs would make you think they're like Fi from Skyward sword, popping up and talking to you every 5 minutes
When in actuality after about 15 hours in this game I've met 2 NPCs and they've had..15 minutes of spoken dialogue total if I'm being generous
When in actuality after about 15 hours in this game I've met 2 NPCs and they've had..15 minutes of spoken dialogue total if I'm being generous
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The way people talk about Metroid Prime 4 NPCs would make you think they're like Fi from Skyward sword, popping up and talking to you every 5 minutes
When in actuality after about 15 hours in this game I've met 2 NPCs and they've had..15 minutes of spoken dialogue total if I'm being generous
When in actuality after about 15 hours in this game I've met 2 NPCs and they've had..15 minutes of spoken dialogue total if I'm being generous
Games Journalists, man
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Games Journalists, man
Picked this up today in honor of the most recent chapter of Dandadan
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Picked this up today in honor of the most recent chapter of Dandadan
But enough about the No-Nothing Party
the most successful rebrand in history was turning being an asshole that doesnt understand anything into a political identity
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
But enough about the No-Nothing Party
Well look what showed up. I can finally run the damn game
December 6, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Well look what showed up. I can finally run the damn game
I gotta say, this Warner Brothers/Netflix news goes down a lot smoother when you don’t give a shit about Amercian movies and television
December 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I gotta say, this Warner Brothers/Netflix news goes down a lot smoother when you don’t give a shit about Amercian movies and television
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wonderful christmastime is mid at worst. you don't know from actually bad christmas music.
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
wonderful christmastime is mid at worst. you don't know from actually bad christmas music.
Comics are great. Tonight I’m going to read a comic that asks the question “what if Cupid had a gun? And was also a lesbian?”
How can you not love this literary genre. Lives with its heart on its sleeve
SAY THE LINE.
I mean, just a perfect panel. It's so funny that probably THE definitive Cap moment comes in a Daredevil comic.
I mean, just a perfect panel. It's so funny that probably THE definitive Cap moment comes in a Daredevil comic.
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Comics are great. Tonight I’m going to read a comic that asks the question “what if Cupid had a gun? And was also a lesbian?”
Jesus Christ, these protesters are completely out of line
Today at Wilshire Boulevard Temple in LA
Protesters justify their disturbances (school was in session at the time) by saying "it's no longer holy"
As usual & per their training, the refuse to have a discussion.
1/3
Protesters justify their disturbances (school was in session at the time) by saying "it's no longer holy"
As usual & per their training, the refuse to have a discussion.
1/3
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Jesus Christ, these protesters are completely out of line
Middle Schoolers don’t know that these cards even exist. Their favorite card is one of the Aangs and the SpongeBob Secret Lair
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Middle Schoolers don’t know that these cards even exist. Their favorite card is one of the Aangs and the SpongeBob Secret Lair
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lying is the tool of the enemy. your first duty is to the truth
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
lying is the tool of the enemy. your first duty is to the truth
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She's from a sand dimension she has no idea what's going on
December 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
She's from a sand dimension she has no idea what's going on
The Momodora series is emblematic of the indie game industry. It starts off a platformer inspired by Cave Story, then becomes a Metroidvania, then gets Souls style influences.
Also there’s anime ladies with giant boobs
Also there’s anime ladies with giant boobs
December 4, 2025 at 7:46 AM
The Momodora series is emblematic of the indie game industry. It starts off a platformer inspired by Cave Story, then becomes a Metroidvania, then gets Souls style influences.
Also there’s anime ladies with giant boobs
Also there’s anime ladies with giant boobs
Unlocked Absolute Radiance! Now I can learn to kill this bastard
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Unlocked Absolute Radiance! Now I can learn to kill this bastard
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My big controversial goty opinion is that I wish they could all win.
Lotta good games this year
Lotta good games this year
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 AM
My big controversial goty opinion is that I wish they could all win.
Lotta good games this year
Lotta good games this year
Man, the Pantheon of Hallownest is so hard… I can get to the Pure Vessel well enough and I can beat the Pure Vessel in practice well enough but once I get to him I’m exhausted from the 40 previous bosses and keep making mistakes
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Man, the Pantheon of Hallownest is so hard… I can get to the Pure Vessel well enough and I can beat the Pure Vessel in practice well enough but once I get to him I’m exhausted from the 40 previous bosses and keep making mistakes
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Gaza and Ukraine have made it bleakly clear that the American armed forces are actually one of the best armies in the world at minimizing unnecessary civilian deaths and that is so fucking depressing man
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Gaza and Ukraine have made it bleakly clear that the American armed forces are actually one of the best armies in the world at minimizing unnecessary civilian deaths and that is so fucking depressing man
I too would like to drain the ocean by 200 metres
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I too would like to drain the ocean by 200 metres
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Sometimes I think about how Filipinos tried to describe why they didn’t like the Tekken character Josie Rival by going “okay imagine that there was a character named Georgina Washington who was a busty woman who dressed in the US flag” only for every American to go “wtf that would rule”
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Sometimes I think about how Filipinos tried to describe why they didn’t like the Tekken character Josie Rival by going “okay imagine that there was a character named Georgina Washington who was a busty woman who dressed in the US flag” only for every American to go “wtf that would rule”