just as the world also needs its sockisms 🙏

more like a spermy circlejerk complete with lendin' a hand here and there

melville is one to know

theres a whole section of that book talkin' about soakin' your hands in whale semen and squishin' it with your shipmates as an act of "friendship"

it was a pleasure doin' business with you

im sure there will be no outstanding consequences because of these actions 😌

finally

for once public school hasnt let me down

here, have a last joint of a pinky, its on me 😌

wow that was unexpected

i interpreted your post as you would allow other people to give YOU 1 headpat before removing phalanges and i thought i was bein' smartasstic by requesting one instead

still tho ty

thats why i stay away from the for you page on twitter, its a real cesspit

blueskys for you page is bad but nowhere near that bad

unfortunately my following tab is full of everything the folk i follow like so the bullshit creeps in that way

*patiently awaits designated headpat*

i havent messed with my settings at all and thats how this website is for me

twitter for me is just wrasslin' clips, the handful of people i still know, and random people i still follow

but i never go to the for you tab cuz thats where the aids is

real