The Uber Dork
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Exactly one soul has ever read these.
This stupid thing is older than the internet but still incredibly and woefully accurate 😔
September 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
This stupid thing is older than the internet but still incredibly and woefully accurate 😔
Never have I ever.
—Had COVID or sent an unsolicited dick pic.
I have however sent an unsolicited dik dik pic…😇
—Had COVID or sent an unsolicited dick pic.
I have however sent an unsolicited dik dik pic…😇
September 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Never have I ever.
—Had COVID or sent an unsolicited dick pic.
I have however sent an unsolicited dik dik pic…😇
—Had COVID or sent an unsolicited dick pic.
I have however sent an unsolicited dik dik pic…😇
September 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My headache is massive today. But the pup girl is content.
June 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My headache is massive today. But the pup girl is content.
May 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
IJS i don’t require batteries, and can’t imagine a world in which I wouldn’t be constantly *turned on* by you…
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
IJS i don’t require batteries, and can’t imagine a world in which I wouldn’t be constantly *turned on* by you…
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 12: Big
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Day 12: Big
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March 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 12: Big
#filmsky
Day 12: Big
#filmsky
Did I miss a day? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 11: Return of the Jedi
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Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 11: Return of the Jedi
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March 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Did I miss a day? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 11: Return of the Jedi
#filmsky
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 11: Return of the Jedi
#filmsky
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 10: The Karate Kid
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Day 10: The Karate Kid
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March 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 10: The Karate Kid
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Day 10: The Karate Kid
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Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 9: Gremlins
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Day 9: Gremlins
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March 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 9: Gremlins
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Day 9: Gremlins
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Oops forgot to post yesterday so I’ll do 2 today.
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 8: An American Tail
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Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 8: An American Tail
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March 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Oops forgot to post yesterday so I’ll do 2 today.
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 8: An American Tail
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Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 8: An American Tail
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Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 7: FernGully
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Day 7: FernGully
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March 3, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 7: FernGully
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Day 7: FernGully
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Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 6: Clerks
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Day 6: Clerks
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March 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 6: Clerks
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Day 6: Clerks
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Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 5: Donnie Darko
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Day 5: Donnie Darko
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February 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 5: Donnie Darko
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Day 5: Donnie Darko
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Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 4: Primer
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Day 4: Primer
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February 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 4: Primer
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Day 4: Primer
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Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 3: The Goonies
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Day 3: The Goonies
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February 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 3: The Goonies
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Day 3: The Goonies
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Okay here goes nothin’
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 1: The Princess Bride
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 1: The Princess Bride
February 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Okay here goes nothin’
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 1: The Princess Bride
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or images.
Day 1: The Princess Bride
Oh. Sweet sweet Belle! 🥺 I understand. But that doesn’t stop me from wishing there was something I could say or do to help you feel, well; not that way. Take all the time you need. We all still ❤️ you… well except for 90% yapp, 10% asmr guy. But that’s just what like 1 troll?
February 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Oh. Sweet sweet Belle! 🥺 I understand. But that doesn’t stop me from wishing there was something I could say or do to help you feel, well; not that way. Take all the time you need. We all still ❤️ you… well except for 90% yapp, 10% asmr guy. But that’s just what like 1 troll?