TheWillDunne
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Kneecap at Glastonbury don't RT they are supposed to be terrorists or something.
June 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Kneecap at Glastonbury don't RT they are supposed to be terrorists or something.
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of
lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown,
ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him on the mild morning air.
The greatest opening paragraph I have ever read. Happy Blooms Day.
lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown,
ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him on the mild morning air.
The greatest opening paragraph I have ever read. Happy Blooms Day.
June 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of
lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown,
ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him on the mild morning air.
The greatest opening paragraph I have ever read. Happy Blooms Day.
lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown,
ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him on the mild morning air.
The greatest opening paragraph I have ever read. Happy Blooms Day.
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they’re called hooves, dummy🙄
August 17, 2023 at 2:27 PM
they’re called hooves, dummy🙄
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Literal fascism - playing this for crowds to cheer
at his rally in Michigan, Trump plays a propaganda video of prisoners having their heads shaved at the Gulag in El Salvador to big cheers from the crowd and "U-S-A!" chants
April 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Literal fascism - playing this for crowds to cheer
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She died in binary. That’s dedication. RIP.
Bletchley Park code breaker Betty Webb dies aged 101
Bletchley Park code breaker Betty Webb dies aged 101
Betty Webb MBE worked at Bletchley Park during World War Two intercepting enemy messages.
www.bbc.com
April 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
She died in binary. That’s dedication. RIP.
Call me Al
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Call me Al
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
Finished Adolescence on Netflix last night. I've never seen anything like that in my life. Every episode is shot in one take. Unbelievable. Stephen Graham is the best in the business.
March 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Finished Adolescence on Netflix last night. I've never seen anything like that in my life. Every episode is shot in one take. Unbelievable. Stephen Graham is the best in the business.
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Amazing things happening to language and meaning over at @theguardian.com
March 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Amazing things happening to language and meaning over at @theguardian.com
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Anyone who smiles and shakes that slug's hand is nothing but a cowardly, vichy, lowlife.
February 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Anyone who smiles and shakes that slug's hand is nothing but a cowardly, vichy, lowlife.
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A regular reminder that everyone who admires Donald Trump is a twat.
Everyone, no exceptions.
Everyone, no exceptions.
February 23, 2025 at 7:45 AM
A regular reminder that everyone who admires Donald Trump is a twat.
Everyone, no exceptions.
Everyone, no exceptions.
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The most unpatriotic members of any society are the far right. They will always align with foreign interests against the interests of their own nations. They will always undermine national institutions and national values in pursuit of their own interests. When they pose as patriots, they lie.
February 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
The most unpatriotic members of any society are the far right. They will always align with foreign interests against the interests of their own nations. They will always undermine national institutions and national values in pursuit of their own interests. When they pose as patriots, they lie.
Chris McCausland, go on ya good thing! #StrictlyFinal
December 14, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Chris McCausland, go on ya good thing! #StrictlyFinal
The thousands of Irish children, sick, homeless, and in need of support that have been failed again and again by the state have now been failed by the electorate. #MoreOfTheSamePlease
November 30, 2024 at 8:30 PM
The thousands of Irish children, sick, homeless, and in need of support that have been failed again and again by the state have now been failed by the electorate. #MoreOfTheSamePlease
Bleeding election leaflets at ten to eleven at night!
November 28, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Bleeding election leaflets at ten to eleven at night!
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There’s an envelope on my doormat with “DO NOT BEND” on it. What am I supposed to do, then - pick it up with my foot?
November 22, 2024 at 6:30 PM
There’s an envelope on my doormat with “DO NOT BEND” on it. What am I supposed to do, then - pick it up with my foot?
The sentence me and my wife say most to each other is not "I love you", it's "Did you feed the dog?"
November 22, 2024 at 10:32 AM
The sentence me and my wife say most to each other is not "I love you", it's "Did you feed the dog?"
Sure look, we'll see
November 21, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Sure look, we'll see
Gary Gannon 👍🏻 👍🏻
November 19, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Gary Gannon 👍🏻 👍🏻
I have 267 followers on Twitter. Can I reach those lofty heights here, I wonder?!
November 18, 2024 at 8:42 AM
I have 267 followers on Twitter. Can I reach those lofty heights here, I wonder?!