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George 🕊️
@thewizardlockwood.bsky.social
Senior Writer @ Failbetter Games, working on Mandrake and Fallen London. Bird-botherer, arrow-flinger, and lifter of heavy things. he/him
urrrrgg fuck them and thank you
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCk...

My mental image of this exchange.
Bruce Wayne / Batman Has a Conversation With Himself
YouTube video by loomyaire
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November 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Excellent cut.
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I briefly put on a nice big wool jumper this morning, and then had to go 'no'. I'm basically stuck in t-shirts still.
November 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You've got me scowling at my weather app.
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Reposted by George 🕊️
It’s here! ’The Prince of All Rats’, Fallen London‘s Exceptional Story for November, was written by yours truly. I hope you enjoy the seduction of our self-styled prince!
"May I?" he asks, and he holds out a paw, his claws beckoning. He kisses the back of your hand.

The self-declared Prince of All Rats has the manners, bearing, and ambition to rule – and a personal interest in your acquaintance. Will you help the Fifth City to accept his claim?
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
🙏 Although then again, if my idea catches on, how else am I going to make them pay me £10,000?
October 31, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I already know this document is a fucking invoice, because a) I wrote it and b) it looks like a fucking invoice if you so much as glance at it. We didn't have to set a baby seal on fire to summarise this.
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 AM
This morning's atrocities: Firefox(?) sneaking in a 'Ask AI Chatbot' option on the right-sodding-click menu. And Adobe Reader automatically generating a document summary (which means cloud processing!) despite my having turned GenAI features off multiple times.
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Social media's always been like that, I guess, though it's (rightly) worse right now. I've never quite been able to square that, so I mostly trick myself into staying quiet and looking thoughtful instead.
October 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It just feels trite and maybe off-tone to share the small things – the trivial, the minute-but-joyful, the interesting diversions. Like trying to have a nice conversation in a pub while desperately avoiding looking out the window.
October 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM