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Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈

@thisismarkslife.bsky.social

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🏳️‍🌈 M. 54. Cat Dad. Shop Girl. Loud laugher. Car Chanteuse. Neurosparkly. I'm the guy at the back of a dusty shelf that no one picks up. Hopeful No Hoper. Always have the TV volume on an odd number! Manchester UK.

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Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismarkslife.bsky.social · Aug 24

Just so you know!

Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismarkslife.bsky.social · 17h

Probably wise because I'm sure you have a particular twatty kid in your class that you know is going to ask!

Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismarkslife.bsky.social · 17h

But would you have ever considered checking if he hadn't said it?

Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismarkslife.bsky.social · 17h

I think "I want to check how many people die in Hamlet" is the most Stephen Fry thing that I person could say out loud!
#CelebrityTraitors

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Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismarkslife.bsky.social · 22h

If I was Victoria Beckham I wouldn't touch door handles either!!

itslitgayshit @itslitgayshit.bsky.social · 24d

Lmfaooooo I love her

Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismarkslife.bsky.social · 23h

Golly! This may sound like a really stupid observation but the adverts on STVPlayer are VERY Scottish!!

a man in a suit and tie with scotland written on the bottom

ALT: a man in a suit and tie with scotland written on the bottom

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Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismarkslife.bsky.social · 23h

If anybody wants me (not very likely) I'll be on the sofa watching Moonlighting!
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Watch Moonlighting | Stream Free on STV Player

Maddie Hayes and David Addison run Blue Moon Detective Agency.

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Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismarkslife.bsky.social · 5d

I'm not vindictive but...

Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismarkslife.bsky.social · 5d

Ooh Kiwi fruit. There was a recipe on TV.
#PatriciaRoutledge
#HettyWaintropp

Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismarkslife.bsky.social · 5d

Don’t talk to the press if you like having kneecaps!

Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismarkslife.bsky.social · 6d

Patricia Routledge in The Pirates of Penzance, recorded live at Central Park’s Delacorte Theater.

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Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismarkslife.bsky.social · 6d

Aww. Patricia Routledge has died.

Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismarkslife.bsky.social · 7d

Just waiting for my ultra 5g superpowers to kick in.

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Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismarkslife.bsky.social · 7d

Flu & COVID jibby jabs done.

elmo from sesame street holds up a sign that says " stand with big bird get vaxxed "

ALT: elmo from sesame street holds up a sign that says " stand with big bird get vaxxed "

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Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismarkslife.bsky.social · 8d

Home from work and under the cat!

Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismarkslife.bsky.social · 8d

Golly! The Met Office really lost the plot while choosing #StormNames this year.
Who the fuck called their child Wubbo??

Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismarkslife.bsky.social · 9d

But it's so cute and I've grown so fond and it's not just for life, it's for Christmas!!

Christmas bag for life overload up The Maxx!!

Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismarkslife.bsky.social · 10d

I once thought 'ooh that's nice' while walking past some kettles. Came from & mine started leaking.

Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismarkslife.bsky.social · 11d

On Friday I did an extensive research paper on the cost of a new microwave oven because mine started starting when I opened the door.

The microwave must've found out about my research and decided to stop being a dickhead & behave itself.

Who says threats don't work!!

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Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismarkslife.bsky.social · 11d

8 years ago today I had a nap after lunch & I woke up remembering I'd had the 'teeth falling out' dream.
I Googled it & found it 'supposedly' signals a transition or a loss.

Later that same day I took Peter to A&E & he never set foot outside the hospital again.