Thom the Wizard ✨
@thomthewizard.bsky.social
They/Them - 35
Nashville 🎸 ➡️ San Francisco 🌉
Nonbinary Polypan Weirdo
Artist, Clown, Poet, Wizard
Nashville 🎸 ➡️ San Francisco 🌉
Nonbinary Polypan Weirdo
Artist, Clown, Poet, Wizard
Last group of the night left a fat tip AND got me high. What a good shift.
July 21, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Last group of the night left a fat tip AND got me high. What a good shift.
Had a dream I went back to TN to visit, and let me tell you how ELATED dream me was to return to the Bay afterwards. This is my home.
July 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Had a dream I went back to TN to visit, and let me tell you how ELATED dream me was to return to the Bay afterwards. This is my home.
"I've seen you around" is the highest compliment
July 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
"I've seen you around" is the highest compliment
I wish life was like The Sims in that I wish that if you threw a party good enough, Drew Carey would show up
July 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I wish life was like The Sims in that I wish that if you threw a party good enough, Drew Carey would show up
Thank fuck I remembered to eat today
July 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Thank fuck I remembered to eat today
y'all I've been writing mad poetry
is it good? subjective.
is it good? subjective.
July 11, 2025 at 7:54 AM
y'all I've been writing mad poetry
is it good? subjective.
is it good? subjective.
I have been very depressed for a while now
July 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I have been very depressed for a while now
I worked 50 hours in 4 days.
June 29, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I worked 50 hours in 4 days.
That kiss on the cheek is going to power me for another six months.
June 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
That kiss on the cheek is going to power me for another six months.
Do you surmise
It's wise
To have laser beams
Emitting from your eyes
It's wise
To have laser beams
Emitting from your eyes
June 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Do you surmise
It's wise
To have laser beams
Emitting from your eyes
It's wise
To have laser beams
Emitting from your eyes
Ginger ale should hurt.
The ginger ale at The Melt slaps ass
The ginger ale at The Melt slaps ass
June 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Ginger ale should hurt.
The ginger ale at The Melt slaps ass
The ginger ale at The Melt slaps ass
Amazing what 5 years can do to you
June 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Amazing what 5 years can do to you
The Jeopardy jingle is just a few notes away from being "I'm a Little Teapot" and nobody is talking about it.
June 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The Jeopardy jingle is just a few notes away from being "I'm a Little Teapot" and nobody is talking about it.
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Gotta show LA they're not alone!
June 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Gotta show LA they're not alone!
Six months in San Francisco and I've finally run into someone I know on the street. I'm immensely proud.
May 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Six months in San Francisco and I've finally run into someone I know on the street. I'm immensely proud.
My present stands in stark contrast to the last few years. An abrupt end to the daily stress and an abundance of availability have left me reeling in a pendulous dance between frantic spontaneity and listless ennui.
May 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My present stands in stark contrast to the last few years. An abrupt end to the daily stress and an abundance of availability have left me reeling in a pendulous dance between frantic spontaneity and listless ennui.
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The best hot dogs are the color of pigeons' feet. I will not elaborate.
May 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The best hot dogs are the color of pigeons' feet. I will not elaborate.
Noble spirit, great and kind
guide me if we be aligned.
Shine a light that I may see
where next I am meant to be.
guide me if we be aligned.
Shine a light that I may see
where next I am meant to be.
May 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Noble spirit, great and kind
guide me if we be aligned.
Shine a light that I may see
where next I am meant to be.
guide me if we be aligned.
Shine a light that I may see
where next I am meant to be.
Can't imagine why this isn't more popular
May 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Can't imagine why this isn't more popular
Nihilism game show
May 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Nihilism game show
What's that one song that goes "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Inspector Gadget"?
May 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
What's that one song that goes "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Inspector Gadget"?
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This is how it feels to piss the pool in the water is yellow pee is blue universe
May 20, 2025 at 8:29 AM
This is how it feels to piss the pool in the water is yellow pee is blue universe
Planck's Principle but for civil rights
May 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Planck's Principle but for civil rights