Thonker
@thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social
There are more substantive reasons to hate these guys, but the hectoring finger-wagging from ALL of them is hard to take. Just constant missives from Munchkinland about how the rest of us aren't tall enough
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
There are more substantive reasons to hate these guys, but the hectoring finger-wagging from ALL of them is hard to take. Just constant missives from Munchkinland about how the rest of us aren't tall enough
Sycophants applauding after you fail to do something: Trumpism in a nutshell
December 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Sycophants applauding after you fail to do something: Trumpism in a nutshell
"Things could be so much worse... as we will demonstrate in the months ahead"
December 8, 2025 at 7:06 AM
"Things could be so much worse... as we will demonstrate in the months ahead"
The Odd Couple (1968)
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The Odd Couple (1968)
The Christmas Adventurers Club is real
December 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The Christmas Adventurers Club is real
Dude clearly thinks he's a cold and calculating Spock but in reality he grew up to be the most emotional and petulant person possible
December 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Dude clearly thinks he's a cold and calculating Spock but in reality he grew up to be the most emotional and petulant person possible
The Empire's malice falls on both friend and foe alike
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
The Empire's malice falls on both friend and foe alike
"I just want you to find 11,780 brain cells, doc"
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 AM
"I just want you to find 11,780 brain cells, doc"
Louis Tully: a guy who becomes the puppet of an odd foreign power, never takes a woman's "no" as an answer, and walks around with a ridiculous thing on his head.
So how is that like Trump?
So how is that like Trump?
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Louis Tully: a guy who becomes the puppet of an odd foreign power, never takes a woman's "no" as an answer, and walks around with a ridiculous thing on his head.
So how is that like Trump?
So how is that like Trump?
The usual line is that they want to "preserve access". But of what value is access to this? It's just President Karen insulting them over and over. They probably will be kicked out if they stand up to him, but at least they'll have their dignity.
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The usual line is that they want to "preserve access". But of what value is access to this? It's just President Karen insulting them over and over. They probably will be kicked out if they stand up to him, but at least they'll have their dignity.
First they redefined the pronunciation of the Berenstein Bears and I said nothing, for I was not a Berenstein Bear
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
First they redefined the pronunciation of the Berenstein Bears and I said nothing, for I was not a Berenstein Bear
I don't understand the words that are coming out of your mouth
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I don't understand the words that are coming out of your mouth
So like a Neo-impressionistic nude then?
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
So like a Neo-impressionistic nude then?
One SHOULD call Episode IV "A New Hope"! It differentiates it from the franchise as a whole and avoids confusion!
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
One SHOULD call Episode IV "A New Hope"! It differentiates it from the franchise as a whole and avoids confusion!
"But I do love you. And, you know, there's something very important that we need to do as soon as possible."
"What's that?"
"Fuck Charlie Brown."
"What's that?"
"Fuck Charlie Brown."
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 AM
"But I do love you. And, you know, there's something very important that we need to do as soon as possible."
"What's that?"
"Fuck Charlie Brown."
"What's that?"
"Fuck Charlie Brown."
Even just the still screen shot up there screams "we're the villains". They look like Verhoeven characters
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Even just the still screen shot up there screams "we're the villains". They look like Verhoeven characters
Judge: "That's enough tallywhacker talk outta you, boy! I'll clear this here courtroom!"
Hero Lawyer:
Hero Lawyer:
a man says " i 'll lead the people in revolt against you "
Alt: Robin Hood says "I'll lead the people in revolt against you"
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Judge: "That's enough tallywhacker talk outta you, boy! I'll clear this here courtroom!"
Hero Lawyer:
Hero Lawyer:
How is. . . babby formed ?
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 AM
How is. . . babby formed ?
Yeah, I'm not sure why one's opinion about a movie would radically change just because you learned about special effects methods. So what if it were wholly CGI? It would still be the same film.
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Yeah, I'm not sure why one's opinion about a movie would radically change just because you learned about special effects methods. So what if it were wholly CGI? It would still be the same film.
I bet whoever that woman is who's taking the video is like "this is strangely familiar"
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I bet whoever that woman is who's taking the video is like "this is strangely familiar"
Finally, a Republican healthcare plan. It includes dental!
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Finally, a Republican healthcare plan. It includes dental!
It's likely true for some people (ones I don't like) but definitely not the others (those I do)
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It's likely true for some people (ones I don't like) but definitely not the others (those I do)