I'm sure he keeps a pack of Camel no filters tucked under his wing sleeve.

I remember buying this album when it came out, put it on the family stereo and cranked it up. The other 7 family members flooded into the rec room, where I was playing pool but mostly just listening, enraptured, visualizing the finger positions on the fretboard. Mom called it the devils music.

Nice drapey table doesn't reveal his massive canckles either

Why, it's what they do best!

Velvet Underground
Rolling Stones
Weird Al
The Who
Ween

Why, 'e's the master of his or her own domain.

"Big piece. Ya gonna share that or what?" say the raiders.

Oh really now, eh?

Where's the tar and feathers when you really need 'em, eh?

Meanwhile, they're in the situation room, frantically trying to co e up with some way to pin this on the libs, so he can have his little kingdom after declaring martial law.

He'll probably get buried on one of his golf courses to skirt the "no assholes in our cemetaries" policy

Costco, like any retailer, can selectively lower the cost of one item but not lose money by spreading out minute increases on other items to make up the loss. Like they steadily raise prices and drop them before holidays in "special sales" but end up still quite profitable.

They couldn't figure out how to politicize the other "attempts"

Maybe he should act and work like a real president and cut this shit out.

Rootin' through the garbage, for treasures in the trash pile ...

I don't believe you!