Can I commission a turtle painting from you? I take great joy in paying friends to immortalize our little green bastard and would love to add to my collection 🐢

You’re on some real Philip K Dick shit right now Dustin

I also American Tail-dropped at work this week! Something in the air.

They’re gonna have to go through me to get to you and I am an absolute beast, lemme tell ya.

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil!!

I LOVED THIS BOOK SO MUCH