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@thygod.bsky.social
Musical shitposter (in both the figurative and literal sense), occasional actual Ben-named musician
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Fun Fact: Did you know that in Japan & Europe, Neon Genesis Evangelion was called Neon Mega Drive Evangelion
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Fun Fact: Did you know that in Japan & Europe, Neon Genesis Evangelion was called Neon Mega Drive Evangelion
Happy Dead Dick Day, y'all!
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Happy Dead Dick Day, y'all!
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adding the Tactics Ogre OST to anything instantly transforms it into high art, a thing of aching, poignant beauty. here it is over images of Taco Bell
July 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
adding the Tactics Ogre OST to anything instantly transforms it into high art, a thing of aching, poignant beauty. here it is over images of Taco Bell
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Remember that if the Democrats take power again, they will go into great detail telling you why they can't do things.
You will tell them that Trump did those things, and they will say he broke the law.
You will then ask why he hasn't been arrested, and they will be very quiet.
You will tell them that Trump did those things, and they will say he broke the law.
You will then ask why he hasn't been arrested, and they will be very quiet.
October 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Remember that if the Democrats take power again, they will go into great detail telling you why they can't do things.
You will tell them that Trump did those things, and they will say he broke the law.
You will then ask why he hasn't been arrested, and they will be very quiet.
You will tell them that Trump did those things, and they will say he broke the law.
You will then ask why he hasn't been arrested, and they will be very quiet.
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I'm tempted to start keeping a tally of how many times @iwriteok.bsky.social says "inculcate" in Behind the Bastards episodes.
September 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm tempted to start keeping a tally of how many times @iwriteok.bsky.social says "inculcate" in Behind the Bastards episodes.
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Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth, Wind & Fire tonight
September 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth, Wind & Fire tonight
I had a similar right wing edgelord phase in my youth, and was absolutely terminally online. I used to post on a message board that censored the n-word with "Smurf" and you'd think Gargamel ran it with how often it popped up. It took a combination of meeting some really cool people and 1/🧵
i think back on my youth as an angry conservative kid who loved guns and spent way too much time online. i thank my lucky stars every day that i met good people as a young man who had the patience and foresight to guide me out of that stage of my life.
September 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I had a similar right wing edgelord phase in my youth, and was absolutely terminally online. I used to post on a message board that censored the n-word with "Smurf" and you'd think Gargamel ran it with how often it popped up. It took a combination of meeting some really cool people and 1/🧵
Jeff Scott Soto signed my forehead.
September 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Jeff Scott Soto signed my forehead.
The one upside of Orden Ogan playing with pre-recorded lead vocals tonight due to Seeb's illness is that In the Dawn of the AI will be unintentionally hilarious.
September 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The one upside of Orden Ogan playing with pre-recorded lead vocals tonight due to Seeb's illness is that In the Dawn of the AI will be unintentionally hilarious.
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I am the Pinball Wizards
August 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I am the Pinball Wizards
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Bread
make a band food
Frying Fetus
Frying Fetus
Make a band food:
BUNN O)))
BUNN O)))
August 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Bread
These arguments are awful.
my favorite bluesky arguments are the long drawn-out ones where person a responds via direct reply and person b exclusively answers through quote-posts. it's like seeing two people arguing on the street with one person facing sideways and shouting into the open door of a baskin robbins
August 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
These arguments are awful.
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has Usher ever read The Fall of the House of Usher or do you think he is too scared
July 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
has Usher ever read The Fall of the House of Usher or do you think he is too scared
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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks vacation is awesome
July 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks vacation is awesome
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Western Massachusetts. Like and share if you agree
July 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Western Massachusetts. Like and share if you agree
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Oh my God.
I just realized.
HULK HOGAN DIED ON THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER/RADAR ONLINE STORY THAT EXPOSED HIM AS A RACIST.
That's...insane.
I just realized.
HULK HOGAN DIED ON THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER/RADAR ONLINE STORY THAT EXPOSED HIM AS A RACIST.
That's...insane.
Hulk's N Word Racist Rants Caught On Tape –– Foul, Disgusting Tirade Leaks
Hulk Hogan has been captured on tape spewing foul-mouthed racial slurs -- including the N-word.
radaronline.com
July 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Oh my God.
I just realized.
HULK HOGAN DIED ON THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER/RADAR ONLINE STORY THAT EXPOSED HIM AS A RACIST.
That's...insane.
I just realized.
HULK HOGAN DIED ON THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER/RADAR ONLINE STORY THAT EXPOSED HIM AS A RACIST.
That's...insane.
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Not me viscerally wincing listening to @iwriteok.bsky.social suggest the idea of a Boston Pope. (Maybe this is a setup for a Behind the Bastards episode on Cardinal Law?)
July 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Not me viscerally wincing listening to @iwriteok.bsky.social suggest the idea of a Boston Pope. (Maybe this is a setup for a Behind the Bastards episode on Cardinal Law?)
This image finally solved a mystery. The real reason Chuck Schumer doesn't do anything is that political action makes him cum instantly.
July 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This image finally solved a mystery. The real reason Chuck Schumer doesn't do anything is that political action makes him cum instantly.
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RIP legendary sex work supporter Jimmy Swaggart
July 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
RIP legendary sex work supporter Jimmy Swaggart
advertise your account with just one image
June 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
advertise your account with just one image