timmer for president 2026 (tim cotter)
@timmerov.bsky.social
technomancer, pickleballer, wannabe astrophotographer, non-minor, not "good american".
not gonna buy your t-shirts.
not gonna subscribe to your titty shows.
my donations for the oppressed/unlucky go through the establishment.
not gonna buy your t-shirts.
not gonna subscribe to your titty shows.
my donations for the oppressed/unlucky go through the establishment.
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timmer for president
www.timmerforpresident.org
donations will cover the costs of running the website.
anything beyond that will go to people harmed by this administrations.
timmer for president
www.timmerforpresident.org
turkey was really good this year.
12 pound, fresh, and pre-brined.
used the no-basting method.
cooked in the oven of chaos at 325 +/- 125 degrees until the button popped.
timmer for president
12 pound, fresh, and pre-brined.
used the no-basting method.
cooked in the oven of chaos at 325 +/- 125 degrees until the button popped.
timmer for president
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
turkey was really good this year.
12 pound, fresh, and pre-brined.
used the no-basting method.
cooked in the oven of chaos at 325 +/- 125 degrees until the button popped.
timmer for president
12 pound, fresh, and pre-brined.
used the no-basting method.
cooked in the oven of chaos at 325 +/- 125 degrees until the button popped.
timmer for president
red states and blue states need to go their separate ways.
timmer for president
timmer for president
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 AM
red states and blue states need to go their separate ways.
timmer for president
timmer for president
okay this got me.
apparently std::move does not move in the standard sense.
sigh.
apparently std::move does not move in the standard sense.
sigh.
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
okay this got me.
apparently std::move does not move in the standard sense.
sigh.
apparently std::move does not move in the standard sense.
sigh.
how does it jump so much so fast?
are people literally spreading the disease?
oh your kid's got measles.
send him over so my kids get sick too.
stop the stupid
timmer for president
are people literally spreading the disease?
oh your kid's got measles.
send him over so my kids get sick too.
stop the stupid
timmer for president
The magnitude of the change over time is striking.
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
how does it jump so much so fast?
are people literally spreading the disease?
oh your kid's got measles.
send him over so my kids get sick too.
stop the stupid
timmer for president
are people literally spreading the disease?
oh your kid's got measles.
send him over so my kids get sick too.
stop the stupid
timmer for president
make it stop.
timmer for president
timmer for president
“The only way to stop drug trafficking is blowing up boats and pardoning the drug dealers.” —Senile Satan
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
make it stop.
timmer for president
timmer for president
what do you do when a beloved family member requests strawberries for thanksgiving?
what. do. you. do.
what. do. you. do.
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
what do you do when a beloved family member requests strawberries for thanksgiving?
what. do. you. do.
what. do. you. do.
my grades sucked.
i was a terrible student.
not gonna pretend to be anything i'm not.
timmer for president
i was a terrible student.
not gonna pretend to be anything i'm not.
timmer for president
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
my grades sucked.
i was a terrible student.
not gonna pretend to be anything i'm not.
timmer for president
i was a terrible student.
not gonna pretend to be anything i'm not.
timmer for president
fuck ice.
all the way to hell and ...
and just fucking stay there.
timmer for president
all the way to hell and ...
and just fucking stay there.
timmer for president
Released to Die: The Hidden Death Toll of ICE Detention
The story of Randall Gamboa, and the pattern of ‘deathbed deportations’ that obscure preventable deaths in U.S. immigration detention.
dissentinbloom.substack.com/p/released-t...
The story of Randall Gamboa, and the pattern of ‘deathbed deportations’ that obscure preventable deaths in U.S. immigration detention.
dissentinbloom.substack.com/p/released-t...
Released to Die: The Hidden Death Toll of ICE Detention
The story of Randall Gamboa, and the pattern of ‘deathbed deportations’ that obscure preventable deaths in U.S. immigration detention.
dissentinbloom.substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
fuck ice.
all the way to hell and ...
and just fucking stay there.
timmer for president
all the way to hell and ...
and just fucking stay there.
timmer for president
fooey.
it's investment in energy and birth control.
those are must haves.
everything else is secondary.
timmer for president
it's investment in energy and birth control.
those are must haves.
everything else is secondary.
timmer for president
Remember: The recipe for economic growth isn’t tax cuts for the rich. It’s investment in our people — in health care, infrastructure and education — to build a strong middle class.
You don't grow the economy through trickle-down nonsense.
You don't grow the economy through trickle-down nonsense.
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
fooey.
it's investment in energy and birth control.
those are must haves.
everything else is secondary.
timmer for president
it's investment in energy and birth control.
those are must haves.
everything else is secondary.
timmer for president
red states and blue states need to go their separate ways.
the healthy states of america.
and the plague states of america.
timmer for president
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
the healthy states of america.
and the plague states of america.
timmer for president
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
West Virginia parents can cite religious beliefs to opt out of school vaccines, judge says
West Virginia officials suspended a school vaccination mandate Wednesday after a judge ruled that parents can cite religious beliefs to opt out of vaccines required for their children to attend classe...
www.yahoo.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
red states and blue states need to go their separate ways.
the healthy states of america.
and the plague states of america.
timmer for president
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
the healthy states of america.
and the plague states of america.
timmer for president
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
i made art!
i call it: when your star finding algorithm goes abozo
i call it: when your star finding algorithm goes abozo
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
i made art!
i call it: when your star finding algorithm goes abozo
i call it: when your star finding algorithm goes abozo
there's a story here.
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
there's a story here.
there's a very special hell for telemarketers who call every 30 minutes wanting to send me a care package and overbill medical/medicare.
a. very. special. hell.
timmer for president
a. very. special. hell.
timmer for president
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
there's a very special hell for telemarketers who call every 30 minutes wanting to send me a care package and overbill medical/medicare.
a. very. special. hell.
timmer for president
a. very. special. hell.
timmer for president
if you don't want to be treated like garbage then...
don't act like garbage.
timmer for president
don't act like garbage.
timmer for president
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
if you don't want to be treated like garbage then...
don't act like garbage.
timmer for president
don't act like garbage.
timmer for president
mr khrushchev said we will bury you.
i understand now this point of view.
timmer for president
i understand now this point of view.
timmer for president
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
mr khrushchev said we will bury you.
i understand now this point of view.
timmer for president
i understand now this point of view.
timmer for president
he does not know he is a russian asset.
timmer for president
timmer for president
If the President doesn’t want to be called a Russian asset, perhaps he should stop acting like a Russian asset.
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
he does not know he is a russian asset.
timmer for president
timmer for president
we are all we need.
timmer for president
timmer for president
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
we are all we need.
timmer for president
timmer for president
Reposted by timmer for president 2026 (tim cotter)
the edit-compile-test loop for astrophotography software is kinda long.
unless you're willing to code in frozen darkness...
it's thaw, edit, compile, wait for clear sky, test, freeze, repeat.
unless you're willing to code in frozen darkness...
it's thaw, edit, compile, wait for clear sky, test, freeze, repeat.
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
the edit-compile-test loop for astrophotography software is kinda long.
unless you're willing to code in frozen darkness...
it's thaw, edit, compile, wait for clear sky, test, freeze, repeat.
unless you're willing to code in frozen darkness...
it's thaw, edit, compile, wait for clear sky, test, freeze, repeat.
the next administration must be laser focused on crushing fascism.
timmer for president
timmer for president
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
the next administration must be laser focused on crushing fascism.
timmer for president
timmer for president
they have no idea what's coming.
timmer for president
timmer for president
speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency
Kempsville High School assistant principal charged for threats against police, ICE
Virginia Beach assistant principal John Bennett and Mark Bennett charged for conspiring threats against police and ICE agents. Both are held without bond.
www.13newsnow.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
they have no idea what's coming.
timmer for president
timmer for president
red states and blue states need to go their separate ways.
blue states can have universal health care; gun, prison, justice, immigration, election reform.
red states can fark themselves back to the stone age.
timmer for president
blue states can have universal health care; gun, prison, justice, immigration, election reform.
red states can fark themselves back to the stone age.
timmer for president
hey so even if you do sweep Dems into power again all those people who are openly calling for your murder will still exist so what is your plan because last time Dems were in office they didn’t do anything about it and now we’re here and my god we can’t keep doing this why do you refuse the lesson
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
red states and blue states need to go their separate ways.
blue states can have universal health care; gun, prison, justice, immigration, election reform.
red states can fark themselves back to the stone age.
timmer for president
blue states can have universal health care; gun, prison, justice, immigration, election reform.
red states can fark themselves back to the stone age.
timmer for president
ask me anything.
timmer for president
timmer for president
Despicable
open.substack.com/pub/steady/p...
Great read from Dan Rather:
"...The very existence of a free press is a threat to this president’s modus operandi, which is to govern by lying. Why would he want people around him who ask for facts and truthful answers?..."
#BlueCrew #MisogynistInChief
open.substack.com/pub/steady/p...
Great read from Dan Rather:
"...The very existence of a free press is a threat to this president’s modus operandi, which is to govern by lying. Why would he want people around him who ask for facts and truthful answers?..."
#BlueCrew #MisogynistInChief
Despicable
The bully-in-chief is targeting women in the White House press corps
open.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
ask me anything.
timmer for president
timmer for president