Trent Gorham
@timoneous.bsky.social
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I love a good French Dip. One half of Never Seen It w/Betsy & Trent (@neverseenit.bsky.social) on podcast services worldwide. Optimistically nihilistic. lnk.bio/neverseenit
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I walked out of seeing The Benchwarmers. Shouldn't need to explain why. Went to it with a group of friends. Me and one other gal walked out together and left to go do something else. Thankfully it was only $3 out of my pocket.
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Whoever created the WEBP image file format should be tried at The Hague.
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Poltergeist is pretty tame.
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Try being unemployed for 4 months. It’s pretty relaxing. But ask me again in December when unemployment runs out.
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Cold weather gear and a good pair of sunglasses. Sun reflecting off of snow is no joke.
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I will go to bat for Hard Rain. I'll never say it's a good movie, but damn it do I love it.

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score:
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I don’t think that was me…I would have remembered being French.
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When choosing your next podcast to follow, please consider that at least half of the hosts of our show have used the term “joie de vivre” and used it properly.

Thank you for your time.
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Hey, this is been something we've been working on for a while. If you aren't an Instagram person, check out our brand new TikTok and YouTube Shorts pages and watch some clips from the show. Also subscribe to the show on YouTube and listen to us on your TVs...that's weird, right?!
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Every time the NFL season kicks off again, I am reminded that television exists. Also, commercials all over the place with legit movie stars in them? Who can I talk to about getting an ad-free version?
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There are perks of unemployment.
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Excuse me, Instagram algorithm? I’m trying to scroll to forget about the difficulty of finding a job. And all I’m being served are videos of other people complaining about the job market. I guess that’s how it works, but still. You’re not helping.
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Issued 6 weeks after I graduated high school. Living proof that yes, I am that old.

I also found my 1st time voter registration card (lifetime Independent!), Selective Service registration card and all of my school IDs from high school through college.
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I'm always at a loss as to what to do with myself after a job interview. Like, I could just sit here and question every answer I just gave. Alternatively, I could go about my day with a smug confidence that I knocked it out of the park only to get a denial in a few days.
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As someone with a movie podcast, I agree with this take.
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It’s on the list.
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One of the very few movies I’ve seen that features a single-scene performance that deserved a Best Supporting Actor nomination for Michael Stuhlbarg. He’s one of the most under-rated character actors working today. It was a crime he wasn’t nominated.

Chalamet also good, didn’t care for the movie.
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Logged into Zillow for the first time in a while and immediately was greeted with a list of five "suggested" homes in our city that were all listed above $1m.

Read the room, guys.
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We talked about this in our episode we did on both movies, but I would have loved this cast to just finish what they started: Remake the whole movie. Shot for shot. Don’t change anything. You already had the cast there. The sets were built. Just keep going!!
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Man, am I sure sorry we didn’t spend $80k+ on a short-bed pickup truck that I could have used to only make 2 trips to the branch drop-off instead of the 3 it took me in my 5-door hatchback. Guess we’re just stupid and poor instead of smart and in debt.
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Oh, yes. Some years back before the podcast I had heard about it and discovered it was free on Prime at the time. It didn't take much convincing.
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Oh, it's such horrible trash. We loved it.
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Went out with the wife to eat a ton of meat and saw this bad boy in the parking lot and thought of @grubb.wtf.