Timothy Cornell
@timothycornell.bsky.social
Boston litigator, free speech, False Claims Act and securities enthusiast
I have a joke about Hector, but it goes round and round. (Too soon?)
December 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I have a joke about Hector, but it goes round and round. (Too soon?)
Oh my god. I am so sorry, Raffi. I feel as if I knew him and adored him. Quite a man. Quite a life.
December 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Oh my god. I am so sorry, Raffi. I feel as if I knew him and adored him. Quite a man. Quite a life.
The British public also thinks Fairytale of New York is a top Christmas song.
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The British public also thinks Fairytale of New York is a top Christmas song.
On the flip side: good writing exposes bad thinking. Bad thinking requires bad writing.
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
On the flip side: good writing exposes bad thinking. Bad thinking requires bad writing.
And right on time, they’ve discovered an entire planet of brimstone:
www.sciencealert.com/curiosity-cr...
www.sciencealert.com/curiosity-cr...
Curiosity Cracked Open a Rock on Mars And Revealed a Big Surprise
A rock on Mars spilled a surprising yellow treasure after Curiosity accidentally cracked through its unremarkable exterior.
www.sciencealert.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
And right on time, they’ve discovered an entire planet of brimstone:
www.sciencealert.com/curiosity-cr...
www.sciencealert.com/curiosity-cr...
Looks like it can destroy planets.
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Looks like it can destroy planets.
It took me forever to make PACER happy. Had a question and had to wait 72 minutes and then they hung up on me.
December 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It took me forever to make PACER happy. Had a question and had to wait 72 minutes and then they hung up on me.
Wait’ll he hears about the Russian troll farms.
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Wait’ll he hears about the Russian troll farms.
What a cutie.
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
What a cutie.
That’s fantastic.
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
That’s fantastic.
My father in law talked about the time he had the choice in 1939 between going to the World’s Fair or going to the first run of the Wizard of Oz. “
So glad I chose the Fair,” he said. “Because it was on tv every year for 40 years.”
So glad I chose the Fair,” he said. “Because it was on tv every year for 40 years.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My father in law talked about the time he had the choice in 1939 between going to the World’s Fair or going to the first run of the Wizard of Oz. “
So glad I chose the Fair,” he said. “Because it was on tv every year for 40 years.”
So glad I chose the Fair,” he said. “Because it was on tv every year for 40 years.”
Goose here. Chestnut stuffing. For dessert, flaming pudding.
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Goose here. Chestnut stuffing. For dessert, flaming pudding.
I thought judges like to wear wigs.
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I thought judges like to wear wigs.
Vermont law requires “a good faith effort” to eat your apple pie with cheddar cheese, milk, or ice cream.
www.leg.state.vt.us/DOCS/2000/AC...
www.leg.state.vt.us/DOCS/2000/AC...
ACTS OF THE 1999-2000 VERMONT LEGISLATURE
www.leg.state.vt.us
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Vermont law requires “a good faith effort” to eat your apple pie with cheddar cheese, milk, or ice cream.
www.leg.state.vt.us/DOCS/2000/AC...
www.leg.state.vt.us/DOCS/2000/AC...