Dylan not-Efron
@tiredgaynomad.bsky.social
📍Philly, but I travel often.
I famously hate writing bios.
I famously hate writing bios.
You’re on the internet though!
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
You’re on the internet though!
How did you avoid it???
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
How did you avoid it???
Breathing issues are no joke! You’re going to feel so much better after this.
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Breathing issues are no joke! You’re going to feel so much better after this.
Wait. You came to Philly?
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Wait. You came to Philly?
I hear Laguna Beach is lovely this time of year.
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I hear Laguna Beach is lovely this time of year.
This looks shockingly empty.
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This looks shockingly empty.
Oh my god. Wait. You’re right!
Staring Prisca GIF
ALT: Staring Prisca GIF
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Oh my god. Wait. You’re right!
Absolutely. Never cold and miserable here (he lies).
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Absolutely. Never cold and miserable here (he lies).
If you don’t think this post is funny then I Think You Should Leave.
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If you don’t think this post is funny then I Think You Should Leave.
Thank you, but I personally think it’s bad form to share too many details of your offline relationships.
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Thank you, but I personally think it’s bad form to share too many details of your offline relationships.
There’s not an actual beach that makes you old, David.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
There’s not an actual beach that makes you old, David.
Love you for this.
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Love you for this.
And that’s all I’m gonna say about it! No one needs a play by play of my long-dormant dating life!
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
And that’s all I’m gonna say about it! No one needs a play by play of my long-dormant dating life!
Like…maybe just maybe I’m not as cold and dead inside as I thought.
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Like…maybe just maybe I’m not as cold and dead inside as I thought.
Exactly. To the public eye, nothing changed.
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Exactly. To the public eye, nothing changed.
Ugh. Now I really want a pop version EP.
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Ugh. Now I really want a pop version EP.
Fish are dumb.
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Fish are dumb.
Mistake might not have been the right word. To me, the choices sound indulgent and misguided and I wish someone on the team had reined her in a bit more.
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Mistake might not have been the right word. To me, the choices sound indulgent and misguided and I wish someone on the team had reined her in a bit more.
Yeah. I hear that. Much of that is written into the score and is so clever. I just wish private thoughts Glinda didn’t sound so much like Dangerous Woman.
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Yeah. I hear that. Much of that is written into the score and is so clever. I just wish private thoughts Glinda didn’t sound so much like Dangerous Woman.