Tirrel
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THATS INSANE oh my god.
Unless part of that thickness is a solid sheet of aluminium, that's such a flimsy design
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Yeah the glass on those was like an inch thick. It takes throwing a brick as hard as possible to break those
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Yeah now I'm scared about moving the new one into position when it arrives

Where the fuck do I grab it by
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I am going to be SO GENTLE when dusting them in future
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Since I had to buy a new TV anyway, I thought I'd see what it takes to break the screen on the old one and test how robust they are.

Turns out just pressing your thumb into it with the strength that would barely break the crust of creme brulé is plenty to shatter it
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I'm just waking up which is a perfect time for CKY, so I'll just take over from you
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But Salt Lake City isn't in Florida
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I loved the movie and it probably didn't affect me in any way
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THE REAL SCARES THIS YEAR IS IF THE DOG WILL BE READY ON TIME
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One friend of mine each year would become a werewolf
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How many weeks out does the preparation for this madness begin
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He's saying it to himself while a macro stands there confused
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Okay ONE good thing since 2016
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Don't worry, nostalgia can't continue forever

Nobody is going to be nostalgic for anything that's happened since 2016
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Oh that looks amazing, I'm bringing beer be right over
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hell yeah deer bros. Congrats
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So does everyone inside feel it or
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How many people buying this never even NOTICE
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I can't wait to eat at Murry Purry again
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I have seen a mall in Rosemont, Illinois, Foreign Land, more often than I have seen the mall in my nearest town
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Yeaaah no thanks...

But if someone wants to stink of gasoline, marker pens or contact adhesive.. 😤
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Flower press it and laminate for a 2026 lucky charm ✨