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Tommy "Two Shoes" Muessig
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Big doofus from river city, now on this thing
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Like two dozen video games in the 80s had protagonists that were ambiguously gendered and at the end if you beat it turned out to be a woman, and everybody thought that was cool as shit, and how half of those gamers 40 years later are misogynistic and transphobic as fuck smh
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I've turned a little bit anti-psychiatry and even anti-psychology in general in recent years, obviously it's not all bad and has really helped some people, but this exact thing is one reason. As a field, these things are not fully scientific and have been repeatedly used in service of the powerful.
The fact that there has never been any mass scale reckoning with the crimes psychiatry has repeatedly committed against marginalised people including consequences for perpetrators is a serious injustice tbh.
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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The internet was incredible 15 years ago
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Forget Spotify, there should be a service that tells me how many gallons of beer I drank this year
December 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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The one year anniversary of Yoon's failed martial law takeover just passed and lots of untold stories came out proving that THE ONLY REASON KOREA IS STILL A FREE COUNTRY IS BECAUSE PEOPLE DISOBEYED ILLEGAL ORDERS.

The coup was over in hours because people said no.
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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One thing I always want to ask these masculinity entrepreneurs is why men can’t look to women as role models, and can’t see in women models of human virtue and thriving that are worth emulating. After all, women look to men for these all the time.
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hopefully me in 50 years:
Within an hour of arriving in Munich I stumbled upon the bejewelled skeleton of Saint Munditia clutching a goblet filled with dried blood, martyred in 310 AD, beheaded with a hatchet. Standard...
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The Cow Tools comic but instead it's a cow rock band called Bon Jon Bovi playing weird instruments
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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I personally love that "You do NOT need the latest phone or the newest gadget" became "Economy's dying because nobody's buying the latest phones or gadgets" RIGHT after "I mean, does anybody actually NEED Christmas presents, or 3 meals a day?"

Like we can't even do austerity without making it weird
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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As soon as the tide comes back in it's over for you beaches.
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Images You Can Hear
The four seasons of The Great Forest 🌨️🍂🌻🌞

- Secret of Mana (SNES)
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
No, it's not a man cave. It's an unc bunker.
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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seeing a lot of (rightful!) criticism of the master’s tools on this app. but what if instead of being blindly anti-master’s tools, we instead used them to dismantle the master’s house?
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I know I’m still an eternal optimist because every time I open this app it’s with the hope of seeing the breaking news of that one really big thing.
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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it’s so weird to look around and realize like, tech and media are materially worse than a decade ago
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Oh, The New Yorker has an account on here? There's an instant mute and block.
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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the five types of shitposters
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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When The Splinter in the Sky—a novel about imperialism and misogynoir—came out, one of the most common critiques of it was that the villains were outrageously cruel.

I did not put anything in that book that did not at one point happen in history.
the hardest part of writing politically charged fiction is that a good villain needs to be complex, cool and about as right as the protagonist; while evil people in real life are lame, cruel, childish morons motivated by greed or not wanting to look at minorities
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
*two centuries of nonstop violence go by*

"Uhh, let me be clear..."
Violence has no place in America. Michelle and I are praying for the servicemembers shot in Washington, DC today, and send our love to their families as they enter this holiday season under the most tragic of circumstances.
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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heck the only tariff im worried about is if my pants tariff i eat too much dang turkey!!!
November 26, 2024 at 2:01 AM