TKFTGuillotine
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(he/him) Screaming eternally into the fires of the rapidly collapsing American empire.
Apparently there is an anime where the plot is "God is merely an ideas guy and needs to outsource creation to contractors" and my god, what an incredible idea.
Heaven's Design Team - Wikipedia
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December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Apparently there is an anime where the plot is "God is merely an ideas guy and needs to outsource creation to contractors" and my god, what an incredible idea.
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Disgusted by the number of people on here who regularly try to stop Mr. Domino.
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Disgusted by the number of people on here who regularly try to stop Mr. Domino.
Some folks are very very funny for all the wrong reasons.
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Some folks are very very funny for all the wrong reasons.
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Today I think is one of those very rare occasions where I'm going to stream because this is kind of a crazy day.
It is somehow actually time for Metroid Prime 4.
It is somehow actually time for Metroid Prime 4.
TKFTGuillotine - Twitch
it's been eighty years... - Metroid Prime 4
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December 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Today I think is one of those very rare occasions where I'm going to stream because this is kind of a crazy day.
It is somehow actually time for Metroid Prime 4.
It is somehow actually time for Metroid Prime 4.
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Townspeople Furious After Samus Aran Repeatedly Drives Motorcycle 120 MPH Through School Zone
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Townspeople Furious After Samus Aran Repeatedly Drives Motorcycle 120 MPH Through School Zone - Hard Drive
GALACTIC OUTPOST 673 — Residents of the Galactic Federation outpost held an emergency town meeting last night to determine how to tackle... Read the full masterpiece
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December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Townspeople Furious After Samus Aran Repeatedly Drives Motorcycle 120 MPH Through School Zone
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Wild story, a font service was bought out by a US company and now they are absolutely dogshit and it'll particularly heavily affect JP games, especially service titles.
Wild story, a font service was bought out by a US company and now they are absolutely dogshit and it'll particularly heavily affect JP games, especially service titles.
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Wild story, a font service was bought out by a US company and now they are absolutely dogshit and it'll particularly heavily affect JP games, especially service titles.
Wild story, a font service was bought out by a US company and now they are absolutely dogshit and it'll particularly heavily affect JP games, especially service titles.
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the IT guys, they came to me they told me we’re going to have to install windows 11 i said no, no i don’t think so. every computer in the white house will be running bloat free open source software and it will work perfectly. we have the best audio drivers in the world folks. crisp, reliable, smooth
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
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December 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
the IT guys, they came to me they told me we’re going to have to install windows 11 i said no, no i don’t think so. every computer in the white house will be running bloat free open source software and it will work perfectly. we have the best audio drivers in the world folks. crisp, reliable, smooth
Wild to think tomorrow is the day Metroid Prime 4 finally comes out. I was in my Spanish class my freshman year of high school when that game was announced and I've since *graduated college.*
Have not been this excited for a new game release in a long time.
Have not been this excited for a new game release in a long time.
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Wild to think tomorrow is the day Metroid Prime 4 finally comes out. I was in my Spanish class my freshman year of high school when that game was announced and I've since *graduated college.*
Have not been this excited for a new game release in a long time.
Have not been this excited for a new game release in a long time.
Metroid Prime Hunters teaching me about how America works.
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Metroid Prime Hunters teaching me about how America works.
If there's anything I've learned from years of using Windows, it's that Documents is for documents, Pictures is for pictures, Music is for music, and Downloads is for everything that doesn't fit into Documents, Pictures, or Music.
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 AM
If there's anything I've learned from years of using Windows, it's that Documents is for documents, Pictures is for pictures, Music is for music, and Downloads is for everything that doesn't fit into Documents, Pictures, or Music.
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i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
My keyboard is apparently a gyro-equipped racing wheel and wow, having now tried this out, let me assure you that was as bad an idea as it sounds.
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 AM
My keyboard is apparently a gyro-equipped racing wheel and wow, having now tried this out, let me assure you that was as bad an idea as it sounds.
We thought we'd forego the usual fishing line and/or duct tape that holds up our ancient Christmas tree this year just to see how long it would stay together.
Needless to say we didn't get any further than this lmao.
Needless to say we didn't get any further than this lmao.
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
We thought we'd forego the usual fishing line and/or duct tape that holds up our ancient Christmas tree this year just to see how long it would stay together.
Needless to say we didn't get any further than this lmao.
Needless to say we didn't get any further than this lmao.
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if you’re going to take a staunch anti-crypto stance you have to propose a practical alternative for me buying my hormones with it btw
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
if you’re going to take a staunch anti-crypto stance you have to propose a practical alternative for me buying my hormones with it btw
Black Friday is one of the funniest "holidays" because it's the only one I can think of where I get bombarded by it not only weeks ahead of time, but also days after the fact.
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Black Friday is one of the funniest "holidays" because it's the only one I can think of where I get bombarded by it not only weeks ahead of time, but also days after the fact.
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
Oh, to be a fish in a Jell-O castle.
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Oh, to be a fish in a Jell-O castle.
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As another ex call center employee, keep going.
Companies only give treats if they're freaking out.
Companies only give treats if they're freaking out.
Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
As another ex call center employee, keep going.
Companies only give treats if they're freaking out.
Companies only give treats if they're freaking out.
My YouTube search history is filled with incredibly funny and stupid things that definitely sound absurd if you don't have the context.
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
My YouTube search history is filled with incredibly funny and stupid things that definitely sound absurd if you don't have the context.
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 23,1944
November 23,1944
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 23,1944
November 23,1944
13700K + RTX 4090 + demanding game = room so hot that I can open my window on a cold, snowy day with heavy winds and it's very comfortable, actually.
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
13700K + RTX 4090 + demanding game = room so hot that I can open my window on a cold, snowy day with heavy winds and it's very comfortable, actually.
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
I must say, there's something funny about spending several hours trying to get someone's project to build because there aren't any releases only to realize that no actually, there is a release, it's just hidden because they're evil.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I must say, there's something funny about spending several hours trying to get someone's project to build because there aren't any releases only to realize that no actually, there is a release, it's just hidden because they're evil.