Better question, what are the lifetime upgrades? Like what could possibly be changing enough to justify subsequent versions?

I was kinda charmed by him right up until the point where he started going "hey you can use missiles to blow up armor, you need to power up that door, hey you should save here" at which point I wanted to watch him explode.

An impeccable level of taste, I see.

I have never seen anything more 2000s coded than that good morning text, 10/10 gif right there.

Best of luck condensing again soon.

u intend to wii

I can only imagine what these two would've gotten up to if they'd released that full body suit they made for the remake as a commercial product.

is this anything

They're celebrating, it seems.