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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈
@tkimk.bsky.social
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Born/raised in Tkaronto, on the land most often referred to as "Canada".
Here because 5 other social media platforms weren't enough.
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My family
Meme from Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) which says: "Do other people's Thanksgivings operate the way my house did where dinner might be ready any time between 3 PM and 9:30 PM and the people cooking get very angry if you ask"
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Happy Birthday!
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Holy shit. Beautiful.
A screenshot of the black hole from the side, or edge, so that almost nothing is visible - only a very thin outline A screenshot of the black hole from the side, or edge, but this time slightly more is visible: a glowing, predominantly pink line, somewhat resembling a side view of Saturn
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Screenshot of a post from @sarahlugor (platform unknown - probably Twitter) which says "hawkeye being in the avengers is like when you invite your little sibling somewhere because you feel bad"
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Canadian right-wing businessman/asshole.
Photo from May 13, 2015 of Kevin O'Leary participating on Celebrity Jeopardy. Posted by Howie (@mr_lifestyles) with the comment, "Not only did Kevin O'Leary finish Double Jeopardy with -$2800, he spelled his nickname wrong. What an idiot." In the photo we can see that Kevin spelled "Mr. Wonderful" with two "l"s.
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Frame 5: Martok: "Turkish guy at the Summer Olympics?" Frame 6: The alien is looking at the display screen which is showing a blue screen Windows error message. Alien: "The Summer Olympics... an Australian breakdancer." Frame 7: Martok: "That bad, huh? Alright only one thing to do... How should I put this... uhhh... A cheap submarine, 5 billionaires within." Frame 8: The alien is signing a contract held by a man in a shirt and tie, while the Cybertruck is engulfed in flames behind them. Frame 9: The alien stands holding the contract while behind him is a brand new Toyota Hilux pickup truck. Alien: "DiCaprio his glass raised." Frame 10: Martok: "Dune popcorn bucket, hot and buttery. Next caller."
November 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Thank you. You reminded me of this, one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Title: Car Talk with Martok (facebook.com/DominionMediaTV) Frame 1: A shot of Martok on Deep Space Nine, sitting in front of a microphone with a lit-up sign that says "On the air". Martok: "Hello you're on Car Talk" Frame 2: The alien character from the "Darmok" episode is sitting in a Tesla Cybertruck. Alien: "Miles O'Brien! On an average day!" Frame 3: Martok: "Oh it's you again... uhhh, Will Smith and Chris Rock at the Oscars." Frame 4: The alien's fist is smashing the Cybertruck's display screen which is showing the message "Error: Shaka whe the walls fell" Alien: "Captain America, the reference understood."
November 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Meme showing huge pile of neatly stacked paper currency, with the caption, "Nigerian man dies and authorities find $27 Billion in his apartment. He had been trying to give it away for 15 years but no one would return his emails."
October 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Screenshot from Twitter. Stephen King tweets "A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, 'I think I'm a typo.'" A reply from Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) says, "It's spelled rabbi Steve. This is really embarrassing for you as an 'author'."
October 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Goose and down-jacket meme. Frame 1: person is saying "You know, Hitler did make the trains run on time...", and goose responds "Where were the trains going?" Frame 2: goose is now chasing person, shouting "Where were the trains going, motherfucker?"
September 25, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Related:
Screenshot from The Onion. Photo of Donald Trump in London, England. Caption reads, "Trump spends entire U.K. Trip trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andrew from"
September 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
Drawing of a person in two odd positions on the floor. (1) Seated awkwardly, one leg flat, the other knee pointed up, partially reclining with chin aimed toward ceiling, saying "Crap." (2) Face planted on floor, shoulders, arms, knees and tops of feet on floor, bum up in the air, saying "Jesus Christ."
September 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Meme posted but Dan O'Brien (@OtherDanOBrien): Therapist: Anyways- Me: "Anyways" isn't a word. You mean "anyway" Therapist: ANYWAY, we were talking about your difficulty making friends
September 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Meme from LizardsFromSpace account which says: "2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. 'Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why.' She asks: 'Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?' He sighs: 'No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain.'"
September 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Is the department run by this genius?
Letter to the editor reads: "Enough with the wind already. Ever since they installed all those big fans on the hill it's become even windier. Whose bright idea was that? I've noticed when they're off, we get a nice calm spell. Please turn them off, at least on weekends. - Jeff Forbes, Idaho Falls"
September 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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The "Carby" skin from the Assetto Corsa racing video game
A screenshot from the Assetto Corsa racing video game, but with the "Carby" skin installed which turns every car in the race into Carby (Kirby) from the Kirby video games; Kirby is a friendly looking pink blob which swallows objects - even cars
August 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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There are seriously a number of them wrapped to look like Ford F-150s
A Tesla Cybertruck with a vinyl wrap which disguises it to look like a green Ford F-150 pickup
August 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Another day of disappointment in the obituaries
August 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Meme that says: "11 PM: just one more YouTube video then I'm going to sleep." Then: "3 AM" and an image showing three very different chairs from the Jedi Council chambers, with the caption below: "What is the most comfy Jedi Council seat? (ANALYTICAL BREAKDOWN)"
August 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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I wouldn't steal this sign but I would dearly love to have a copy. It honours my late father, Noboru Koyama, who was an urban planner and who was part of the team which designed Don Mills, the first planned community in Canada.
A street-name sign which reads "Nob Lane". The end of the sign has a logo and name of the city, North York (part of Toronto, Canada). The sign is mounted to a wooden utility pole which has a marker which reads "OS1647". Behind the sign and pole is blue sky.
August 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Screenshot of a post by "howie, @mr_lifestyles" which says, "Not only did Kevin O'Leary finish Double Jeopardy with -$2800, he spelled his nickname wrong. What an idiot." Image shows Kevin O'Leary on the Celebrity Jeopardy game show, standing at his podium with his negative score displaying above his handwritten name: "KEVIN Mr. Wonderfull" (with two "l"s)
August 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Really, no offence, but for years this has been Giant Spaceship Day to me
Photo from the movie Independence Day of a giant spaceship moving over NYC (before attacking it with a giant laser)
July 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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BAD BADFORD in his more carefree days of shaking hands and pretending to enjoy patties
A photo of Toronto councillor Brad Bradford (widely disliked by his own constituents) when he was running for mayor, doing what he could to impress the city's diverse population - by eating patties
June 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Now someone needs to cover the Heritage Minute parodies
June 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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A photo of 5 orcas in the ocean, photoshopped holding pots and cooking spoons. The caption reads, "BANG BANG BANG, THE WATER IS SAFE, SEND MORE BILLIONAIRES, BANG BANG BANG"
June 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM