Toby Gillman
@tobygillman.bsky.social
And no, I am not trying to type "administration's", fuck you spellcheck.
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
And no, I am not trying to type "administration's", fuck you spellcheck.
Being president seems to be a lot more lucrative now than in previous administrations...
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Being president seems to be a lot more lucrative now than in previous administrations...
Although, Harrison Ford is eligible to run for president...
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Although, Harrison Ford is eligible to run for president...
Clippy always had this kind of effect on me.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Clippy always had this kind of effect on me.
This is the way.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This is the way.
The grifter becomes the griftee.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The grifter becomes the griftee.
Hate to tell you this, but Milton is not complimentary. You will find a surcharge on your bill when you check out.
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hate to tell you this, but Milton is not complimentary. You will find a surcharge on your bill when you check out.
Well, it's not like BALD Kendall Roy sounds like an improvement.
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Well, it's not like BALD Kendall Roy sounds like an improvement.
Um. You WERE listening through a tube.
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Um. You WERE listening through a tube.
Maybe they don't believe in Tibet?
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Maybe they don't believe in Tibet?
Wait, these fancy new ferries have propulsion? Mind blown!!
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Wait, these fancy new ferries have propulsion? Mind blown!!
Maybe the only problem we have to solve is who to make the jester? I nominate Ted Cruz.
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Maybe the only problem we have to solve is who to make the jester? I nominate Ted Cruz.
Please be sure to wear a three-piece suit as you try and sleep on the floor by your gate when all the flights at your airport are cancelled because there are no air traffic controllers available.
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Please be sure to wear a three-piece suit as you try and sleep on the floor by your gate when all the flights at your airport are cancelled because there are no air traffic controllers available.
Maybe his Canadian girlfriend bought him a copy.
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Maybe his Canadian girlfriend bought him a copy.
Very pleased to learn this, thank you!
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Very pleased to learn this, thank you!
To be fair, the spam filter on Gmail sucked anyway.
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
To be fair, the spam filter on Gmail sucked anyway.
How can it keep getting worse?
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
How can it keep getting worse?
This is so educational! I now realise that I too apparently learnt all the wrong lessons about the Holocaust from TikTok in (checks notes) the early 1980s.
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This is so educational! I now realise that I too apparently learnt all the wrong lessons about the Holocaust from TikTok in (checks notes) the early 1980s.
I see noth-I MY GOD THERE ARE EYES!
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I see noth-I MY GOD THERE ARE EYES!
And why? Do you need to simultaneously download multiple 8k movies whilst online gaming in the depths of Borneo?
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And why? Do you need to simultaneously download multiple 8k movies whilst online gaming in the depths of Borneo?
That took a dark turn. We were just having a nice chat about eugenics.
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
That took a dark turn. We were just having a nice chat about eugenics.
I believe you still owe us 0.1 of a baby
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I believe you still owe us 0.1 of a baby
Ok, how about we raise GST then? There's always more blood in the stone.
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Ok, how about we raise GST then? There's always more blood in the stone.
Taxes. Is the answer taxes?
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Taxes. Is the answer taxes?
I mean, it was pretty inevitable that some teenaged girl was going to be "responsible" for ending Matt Gaetz' political career.
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I mean, it was pretty inevitable that some teenaged girl was going to be "responsible" for ending Matt Gaetz' political career.