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Gonna change her name so it sounds more legal
December 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I feel like one of those end of the world guys. I've repeatedly claimed that "Trump would not make it to 2026".

Imagine, the Epstein Files coming out and then on Holy Night, Santa delivers the lump we've all been hoping for.

Try the kool-aid, I'll be here with y'all, through the end of the month!
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Alina Habba can't explain the "recent run of bad luck"
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
As Melania has clawed and fought for more power, more face time, more speaking engagements, she has also eliminated threats and things that annoy her, like Alina Habba.
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Alina Habba to return to her roots
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Alina Habba cries "Indian Givers!!!"
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Alina Habba has accepted an employment offer.

"Come in today and try the Big Bubba burger!"
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
George Santos
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene goin out like Tonya Harding
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Three Presidents walk into a bar... stop me if you think you've heard this one before.
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Release the Epstein files
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Nancy Mace is a ghoul.
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
OMG!!! It came today, the first day after Thanksgiving!!!

I’m so excited I may have peed a little.

Unboxing of my Christmas card from Ryan Reynolds!!!

I think I can smell his cologne😳
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
That look you make when your parents are MAGA
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Do your thang!
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
😂
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Early in the morning, risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette, and I'll strap shoes on my feet
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Evil Windmills
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Rocky Mountain Midnight
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The moon follows the sun over the horizon above the Island In The Sky - Utah
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM