Mister Mellifluous
@tofuttibreak.bsky.social
Twitter escapee … happy lil piglet. Ice cream eater, halogen lamp owner
Big fuzz Ollie says hi
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Big fuzz Ollie says hi
My polydactyl guy, big fuzz
September 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
My polydactyl guy, big fuzz
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #223,045!
September 16, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #223,045!
This behavior caught up to him a few years later smh
June 13, 2024 at 3:01 PM
This behavior caught up to him a few years later smh
Life is just passing you by Gen Z, put down that phone there’s a dog driving a car smh
June 13, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Life is just passing you by Gen Z, put down that phone there’s a dog driving a car smh
One of the more effective cold-texts I’ve received
June 6, 2024 at 11:15 PM
One of the more effective cold-texts I’ve received
“There’s still nothing anyone can do about it”
May 22, 2024 at 9:55 PM
“There’s still nothing anyone can do about it”
Not accidentally
May 18, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Not accidentally
We talking about this guy?
May 18, 2024 at 6:48 PM
We talking about this guy?
You sound like this loser. Zzzzzzzzz
May 11, 2024 at 10:30 PM
You sound like this loser. Zzzzzzzzz
Perfect ad placement
April 16, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Perfect ad placement
Looks like you’re ready to Put on the Dog
March 12, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Looks like you’re ready to Put on the Dog
I don’t usually obsess over these details but … did they cross country ski to get to this party?
February 13, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I don’t usually obsess over these details but … did they cross country ski to get to this party?