🍅 Tomato
@tomatojamsalad.bsky.social
A thread of the unravelling world
can't check my DMs because i'm not going to verify my age for the UK govt, sry
can't check my DMs because i'm not going to verify my age for the UK govt, sry
if u are in my inner circle you get a food name
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
if u are in my inner circle you get a food name
how i be lookin at u when u gettin full but haven't finished your food yet
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 AM
how i be lookin at u when u gettin full but haven't finished your food yet
two of the hottest guys in my gym are casually squeezing each others’ asses
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
two of the hottest guys in my gym are casually squeezing each others’ asses
look at what game developers have been demanding your respect for all this time
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November 11, 2025 at 9:55 AM
look at what game developers have been demanding your respect for all this time
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me when haughty odes to the impartial, accessible national treasure of the BBC are plastered on my feed after decades of it having been a shoddy govt mouthpiece or a torrent of a dozen regrettable British series. tbh.
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
me when haughty odes to the impartial, accessible national treasure of the BBC are plastered on my feed after decades of it having been a shoddy govt mouthpiece or a torrent of a dozen regrettable British series. tbh.
my aim for the next 40 or 50 if i’m lucky years is to 1 become a defensible person for whom life is not about simply holding on and 2 to undo an eight-billionth of the world’s doom and i wonder if i can do that in 40-50 years really
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
my aim for the next 40 or 50 if i’m lucky years is to 1 become a defensible person for whom life is not about simply holding on and 2 to undo an eight-billionth of the world’s doom and i wonder if i can do that in 40-50 years really
this is a completely batshit take btw
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
this is a completely batshit take btw
me @ myself in november
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
me @ myself in november
my fav thing about these games by far is when something profoundly historical naturally happens and a player gets miffed over it
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
my fav thing about these games by far is when something profoundly historical naturally happens and a player gets miffed over it
so … lowkey want to be dead!
November 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
so … lowkey want to be dead!
has everyone been Believing that things will be alright, today?
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
has everyone been Believing that things will be alright, today?
dink cheeky died on the launch day of Europa Universalis 5 oh what a delight
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
dink cheeky died on the launch day of Europa Universalis 5 oh what a delight
one thing abt me is that talking about it makes me feel worse
November 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
one thing abt me is that talking about it makes me feel worse
it's Europa eve ....
November 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
it's Europa eve ....
it’s a slow burn coping on unemployment
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
it’s a slow burn coping on unemployment
whenever i see one of you in a costume i don’t recognise i just assume it’s dr who and i’m normally right
November 2, 2025 at 10:46 AM
whenever i see one of you in a costume i don’t recognise i just assume it’s dr who and i’m normally right
Lewis Capaldi is trying to sell me AI and i keep getting ads that assume i’m straight, horny, and a pathetically lonely nerd. I just think we’ve fucked it.
November 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Lewis Capaldi is trying to sell me AI and i keep getting ads that assume i’m straight, horny, and a pathetically lonely nerd. I just think we’ve fucked it.
happy halloween 🥇👹
November 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
happy halloween 🥇👹
if Mark Fisher hadn't already killed himself this would probably do it
October 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
if Mark Fisher hadn't already killed himself this would probably do it
