Tomato Like A Bus ,
@tomatolikeabus.bsky.social
BigColor&ExcitedForSoupMan. Amateur.
My old boss died. He was So Very Intrigued by the men in my slutty & single life that he came out to me and eventually the team (we knew). He used a thousand ellipses and when he retired he bought an RV with his partner for the cross country life, then asked me for dick pics. RIP, Dave.
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My old boss died. He was So Very Intrigued by the men in my slutty & single life that he came out to me and eventually the team (we knew). He used a thousand ellipses and when he retired he bought an RV with his partner for the cross country life, then asked me for dick pics. RIP, Dave.
Start with sleep & pay bills. Maybe buy a dishwasher, upgrade my 10 year old wardrobe, afford car insurance, take my wife on a lot more trips, make a recipe book together. Do online and local MA, get into field recording, form a roving tenant gang to hang predatory landlords by their toes.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Start with sleep & pay bills. Maybe buy a dishwasher, upgrade my 10 year old wardrobe, afford car insurance, take my wife on a lot more trips, make a recipe book together. Do online and local MA, get into field recording, form a roving tenant gang to hang predatory landlords by their toes.
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more Late Empire Life Extension. an account claiming that processed foods darkens eyes (in the video he specifies the iris), more linking of health and wellness to phenotype…the last time white people did this the holocaust in germany followed shortly after (his account has over 400k followers)
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
more Late Empire Life Extension. an account claiming that processed foods darkens eyes (in the video he specifies the iris), more linking of health and wellness to phenotype…the last time white people did this the holocaust in germany followed shortly after (his account has over 400k followers)
Singing “pantoprazole, lorazepam” to myself like Louis Prima
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Singing “pantoprazole, lorazepam” to myself like Louis Prima
If you redact just your allies, everything redacted is you.
If you redact everyone, then you haven’t released anything.
If you redact no one, you’re finished.
If you redact everyone, then you haven’t released anything.
If you redact no one, you’re finished.
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If you redact just your allies, everything redacted is you.
If you redact everyone, then you haven’t released anything.
If you redact no one, you’re finished.
If you redact everyone, then you haven’t released anything.
If you redact no one, you’re finished.
Cops shoot to kill because a survivor will sue.
"Kill them all," said SecDef Kegbreath. He is a violent criminal. Not worried about actual national defense - just illegal macho attacks on unarmed sailors in international waters. #ProudBlue #Resistance wapo.st/49KbUJ1
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
wapo.st
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Cops shoot to kill because a survivor will sue.
There are so many inaccuracies here but idc, that chicken satay line is wild and I’m fascinated by who would jump from the top rope like this when no one asked.
Speaking as a Mass Effect: Andromeda fan, I think every nearly gay has a high-cringe sci-fi/adjacent buoy they hang onto.
Speaking as a Mass Effect: Andromeda fan, I think every nearly gay has a high-cringe sci-fi/adjacent buoy they hang onto.
‘Toxic’ music video director claims Avatar had no cultural impact because gays don’t like it
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/26/joseph-kahn-music-video-director-avatar-gay/?utm_content=1764178802&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/26/joseph-kahn-music-video-director-avatar-gay/?utm_content=1764178802&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Joseph Kahn says Avatar had no cultural impact because gays don't like it
Music video director Joseph Kahn suggested the Avatar film franchise has had "no cultural impact" as gay people don't "give a f**k" about it.
www.thepinknews.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
There are so many inaccuracies here but idc, that chicken satay line is wild and I’m fascinated by who would jump from the top rope like this when no one asked.
Speaking as a Mass Effect: Andromeda fan, I think every nearly gay has a high-cringe sci-fi/adjacent buoy they hang onto.
Speaking as a Mass Effect: Andromeda fan, I think every nearly gay has a high-cringe sci-fi/adjacent buoy they hang onto.
They certainly have the faculties to understand that trans rights domino into this, but they also have the hubris to believe they can terraform glaring contradictions into society anyway.
Cheap and stupid boys who are going to lose
Cheap and stupid boys who are going to lose
"All I did was embolden a series of anti-queer, right-wing and anti-trans hate groups, and now there are more anti-queer hate crimes! I am appalled"
metro.co.uk/2025/11/26/k...
metro.co.uk/2025/11/26/k...
Keir Starmer's fury after niece and wife 'beaten by blokes for holding hands'
'I thought the days of beating up people because they were gay were well behind us.'
metro.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
They certainly have the faculties to understand that trans rights domino into this, but they also have the hubris to believe they can terraform glaring contradictions into society anyway.
Cheap and stupid boys who are going to lose
Cheap and stupid boys who are going to lose
Stephen Miller is talking like this country isn’t the largest exporter of these “conditions”
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Stephen Miller is talking like this country isn’t the largest exporter of these “conditions”
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i think we have to get off the defensive on immigration
it's not just necessary, it's good! - & the easier it is, the greater its benefits
it's not just necessary, it's good! - & the easier it is, the greater its benefits
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
i think we have to get off the defensive on immigration
it's not just necessary, it's good! - & the easier it is, the greater its benefits
it's not just necessary, it's good! - & the easier it is, the greater its benefits
A meme remembered at midnight: None Pizza with Left Beef.
None Pizza with Left Beef - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 AM
A meme remembered at midnight: None Pizza with Left Beef.
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As CEO of Mott’s Applesauce I really have to question your mental state if Applesauce isn’t on your plate, in your toilet, in the bedroom, really everywhere that Applesauce could help
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
As CEO of Mott’s Applesauce I really have to question your mental state if Applesauce isn’t on your plate, in your toilet, in the bedroom, really everywhere that Applesauce could help
I’m not going to look at the paroxysms of bullshit artists who false flagged this 5 days after getting ordered out, especially when ICE has been more lethal and useless than any migrant community by several magnitudes.
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I’m not going to look at the paroxysms of bullshit artists who false flagged this 5 days after getting ordered out, especially when ICE has been more lethal and useless than any migrant community by several magnitudes.
Last night we did this absurd instagram recipe where you roll seasoned ricotta into long strips of zucchini, dunk it in tomato sauce, and roast for 30 minutes.
Tasted amazing but the process was foolish, with much swearing. Felt like we were taking content seriously.
Tasted amazing but the process was foolish, with much swearing. Felt like we were taking content seriously.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Last night we did this absurd instagram recipe where you roll seasoned ricotta into long strips of zucchini, dunk it in tomato sauce, and roast for 30 minutes.
Tasted amazing but the process was foolish, with much swearing. Felt like we were taking content seriously.
Tasted amazing but the process was foolish, with much swearing. Felt like we were taking content seriously.
Stopped in the road by pie discourse, horns honking. Strawberry Rhubarb buckled up in the passenger seat. Calm, happy.
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Stopped in the road by pie discourse, horns honking. Strawberry Rhubarb buckled up in the passenger seat. Calm, happy.
If you’ve ever fallen in a Shetland Pony race, just know that I saw the video and cackled.
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
If you’ve ever fallen in a Shetland Pony race, just know that I saw the video and cackled.
- Saul Williams and Anisia Uzeyman get to do whatever they want to Transmetropolitan
- Roy Andersson reunites Tim & Eric for what I require to be a financial disaster.
- Julia Ducourneau and Coralie Fargeat have lifetime funding for whatever they want.
- NIN: Year Zero film (with assassination)
- Roy Andersson reunites Tim & Eric for what I require to be a financial disaster.
- Julia Ducourneau and Coralie Fargeat have lifetime funding for whatever they want.
- NIN: Year Zero film (with assassination)
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
- Saul Williams and Anisia Uzeyman get to do whatever they want to Transmetropolitan
- Roy Andersson reunites Tim & Eric for what I require to be a financial disaster.
- Julia Ducourneau and Coralie Fargeat have lifetime funding for whatever they want.
- NIN: Year Zero film (with assassination)
- Roy Andersson reunites Tim & Eric for what I require to be a financial disaster.
- Julia Ducourneau and Coralie Fargeat have lifetime funding for whatever they want.
- NIN: Year Zero film (with assassination)
Delighting in our rich cultural kaleidoscope must come with knowing that nuances are deep, and the world is not a playground of food and flavor text. The chances of being an inadvertent boor are higher than you think! "Tourist Hours" should be an international concept of travel etiquette, imo.
A soba restaurant in Japan put up a sign asking tourists not to come in during lunchtime. The corporate office ordered them to take it down. Here's why many Japanese netizens say the sign should stay.
buff.ly/95ZDgLP
buff.ly/95ZDgLP
No Tourists at Lunch? Japanese Soba Store Sparks Controversy with Sign - Unseen Japan
The chain's owners ultimately ordered the store to take the sign down. Here's why many Japanese netizens defended it.
unseen-japan.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Delighting in our rich cultural kaleidoscope must come with knowing that nuances are deep, and the world is not a playground of food and flavor text. The chances of being an inadvertent boor are higher than you think! "Tourist Hours" should be an international concept of travel etiquette, imo.
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It's been four days now since X.com allowed us to see the location of the accounts, and we discovered that ~70% of the MAGA accounts were really foreign influence operations.
Four days.
WaPo and the NY Times still haven't covered it. NBC mentioned it today, slightly.
Odd, isn't it?
Four days.
WaPo and the NY Times still haven't covered it. NBC mentioned it today, slightly.
Odd, isn't it?
Elon Musk’s Worthless, Poisoned Hall of Mirrors
How X blew up its own platform with a new location feature
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It's been four days now since X.com allowed us to see the location of the accounts, and we discovered that ~70% of the MAGA accounts were really foreign influence operations.
Four days.
WaPo and the NY Times still haven't covered it. NBC mentioned it today, slightly.
Odd, isn't it?
Four days.
WaPo and the NY Times still haven't covered it. NBC mentioned it today, slightly.
Odd, isn't it?
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RIP Udo Kier, a true original
📽️
his one and only social media post:
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his one and only social media post:
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
RIP Udo Kier, a true original
📽️
his one and only social media post:
📽️
his one and only social media post:
How did I not hear about this? A role model who seemed to weave beautifully through all the right things.
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
How did I not hear about this? A role model who seemed to weave beautifully through all the right things.
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i played for judging this and liked it. super sad for Santa Ragione, and the general state of game censorship. re: Steam in particular, a landscape where everyone has to depend on a totally unaccountable monopoly to survive is not one that benefits artists in any way.
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
i played for judging this and liked it. super sad for Santa Ragione, and the general state of game censorship. re: Steam in particular, a landscape where everyone has to depend on a totally unaccountable monopoly to survive is not one that benefits artists in any way.
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
twitter this last week
Not the Canada Drag Race premier reminding the UK7 enjoyers what a promising season looks like 😶
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Not the Canada Drag Race premier reminding the UK7 enjoyers what a promising season looks like 😶