In any other life he’s working as an administrator at an auction company, living with and taking care of his mom.
A couple of misdemeanor harassments counts on his record. Once she dies, though…

I think he found himself good at finding a way to cause pain early on, what angle can best punish and collect, and leaned into whatever belief system welcomed him for it.
If he was going to be insufferable in high school, then he will want their normal lives ahead to be in chaos for it.

How voraciously you defend it online depends on how much of a loser you are, but it’s there buddy.

Oh never mind, the shooter is a CIA mercenary whose psyche was fried by the horrific wetwork campaigns they sent him on. Cool cool cool.

Oh, you’re not wrong 👀

My friends want to make an event out of this but the last season was so haphazard and forgettable that I honestly don’t think I’d have any fun here.

Oh wow. Yeah, yeah you’re stuck with that

All of it was tremendously easy (though we discovered that we need a new/better mandolin) except for trying to roll wet ricotta onto a strip of vegetable. I heard the devil’s children laughing behind my eyes.

Love key lime, love banana crème, big cherry and apple fan. Pumpkin is very “is pumpkin okay?”
Pie is good! I used to prefer it over cake, but neither is as good as a custard and fruit tart.

Also up for the lifetime funding grant of "whatever you want":
- Cheryl Dunye
- Olivier Assayas
- Andrea Arnold
- The Wachowskis
- Ryūsuke Hamaguchi
- Cord Jefferson
- Terry Zwigoff
- Sara Driver
- Harmony Korine
- Julie Taymor

I want twice as much funding for auteur cult favorites with minimal mass appeal and regressive techniques and no I'm not kidding.