you can't be slick with these things. no mercy.

you gotta just yank that shit right out

it's not but you can only click on so many articles before the paywall kicks in

my explanation: it wasn't a math teacher

I have a vivid memory of being on a basketball court in 9th grade, feeling like "nobody else here is punk like me, why am I here?" This was dumb as hell, but the feeling was visceral.

marc there's a bomb in your car

We're doing alternating weeks now, between The Number Ones and The Alternative Number Ones.

I hope you do! It’s good I promise

thanks brother! you're fired

yup

ah man i shoulda put that in there

I haven't worked for the AV Club since they fired my editor over there. But they seem to have a stable situation now. If they approached me, I might be into it. Would have to do some real catchup tho, I kinda fell off with action cinema after I stopped writing it.

no, we're moving it to alternating weeks, so there'll be one on monday