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i think i need to seriously try cbt to be able to clean my room. that’s right, cock and ball torture.
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
guy on the left looks like a katamari cousin
Left: Alan Aldridge’s 1967 cover to Clifford D. Simak’s Time and Again. Right: The uncredited cover to a May 1976 issue of the Gold Key Twilight Zone comic book.
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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2203 N 11TH ST

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CRUD LLC
2220 FAIRMOUNT AVE
PHILADELPHIA PA
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
speak for yourselves. i just decided i was going to get into polymer clay.
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
nyc brain rot is like “the gentrification bespoke rotisserie chicken restaurant on my block is having a launch party with a flyer that looks like ryder ripps cia branding”
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen

xiu xiu
xiu xiu
xiu xiu and merzbow
xiu xiu
yes
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

The Aquabats
No Doubt
Weird Al
Insane Clown Posse (can't name a single song of theirs)
Tegan and Sara
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Heart
Pat Benatar
Peter Gabriel
Rober Palmer
Tommy Conwell & the Young Rumblers
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
me arriving at thanksgiving: i should have brought my computer
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
omg robert am stern died! i was supposed to interview him for an oral history.
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
the thanksgiving parade is the poster's superbowl.
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Pie recipe calls for 16oz can of pumpkin but they’re 15oz now, calls for one 9inch pie crust which I guess is shallower now bc it leaves a cup of filling leftover. Happy Shrinkflation everyone \o/
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
fundraising like this doesn't work on me because what do i care about your goal. you just made that up. goals are fake. i can't even do the pomodoro method because i just made that timer up.
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
kind of insane that the president of the united states saw this hat in the 90s and made it his entire aesthetic
A McDonald's Commander's Cap for $2.95 might be the best value for any product ever made.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
okay WHO is adam friedlands agent and can archivists have agents?
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
extremely charming until the end. "the web forgets. we remember." can't help but be reminded of the lawsuit from someone trying to get them to take down their highly sensitive blog. i would not lean into the panopticon messaging!!! archive.org/post/119669/...
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
i'd really love to understand what is going on with paddy johnson these days because the obsessive amount of marketing for whatever weird career coaching thing she's been running for several years at this point does not paint a great picture.
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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OMG he's supporting the 50 year mortgage right now and a host of other extremely dubious homeownership scams
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
hakeem jeffries saying he shouldn't be primaried because he raises more money than anyone else in nyc except AOC. great, thanks, hakeem, you're expertise on reading the room is noted.
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i get the impulse but visual art is a visual medium. all you’re doing with alt text on visual art is making it easier for LLMs to steal them.
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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or 80s anything i guess! the cia killed a 13 year old girl!
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
heh, are you talking about The Bad Place? daddy elon’s echo chamber is no good?

🧐 you’re saying Bluesky is the Torment Nexus?
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
you KNOW im not asking about the lore. whenever i say “what’s the deal with” you KNOW im asking “what’s the sociopolitical context that brought me to having awareness of”. so again, what’s the deal with “freddy fazbear”!!!
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
i just realized that america is basically the only country that has turkeys because they're too gross to be an export product. but there still are weird freaks abroad cultivating turkey meat and this website is sending me into the stratosphere. meinmetzger.de/index.php/tr...
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM