toneblooze
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If it's leaking round the windscreen then you're probably okay, I'd have thought, as that's a lower point with plenty of escape routes.
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If it's leaking round the windscreen then you're probably okay, I'd have thought, as that's a lower point with plenty of escape routes.
Might that make narsty in-car niffs? Hope those curtain airbags haven't got wet, too.
December 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Might that make narsty in-car niffs? Hope those curtain airbags haven't got wet, too.
Must've been the slash in it.
October 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Must've been the slash in it.
Afterwards, why not slip into something Freudian and love yourself senseless?
July 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Afterwards, why not slip into something Freudian and love yourself senseless?
Cable ties (maybe the metal ones) around the metal tubey thing above? Wouldn't be taking much force, just enough to keep it in position. Wondering if there's some blowback, though, as wouldn't expect an intake to fall off multiple jubilees, even if hot?
July 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Cable ties (maybe the metal ones) around the metal tubey thing above? Wouldn't be taking much force, just enough to keep it in position. Wondering if there's some blowback, though, as wouldn't expect an intake to fall off multiple jubilees, even if hot?
Haven't Eurovised in years - actually didn't know it was even on, this year, till after it had all ended!
May 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Haven't Eurovised in years - actually didn't know it was even on, this year, till after it had all ended!
When my cats do this, they eat their / each other's vom and THEN plead starvation... 😖
May 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
When my cats do this, they eat their / each other's vom and THEN plead starvation... 😖
Great news - in the latest of a series of unsettling premonitions, I was thinking earlier today that you must be getting close with this.
May 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Great news - in the latest of a series of unsettling premonitions, I was thinking earlier today that you must be getting close with this.
...except clean separation from the Yorkshire teabag it's attached to...
May 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
...except clean separation from the Yorkshire teabag it's attached to...
Thanks. Where am I going to get my staples from now?
April 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Thanks. Where am I going to get my staples from now?
What sort of person have you became?
March 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
What sort of person have you became?
I thought you were out, sweetheart I love you at the end.
March 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I thought you were out, sweetheart I love you at the end.
It's the wrong PSI... 😉
February 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It's the wrong PSI... 😉
This implies that you've experienced both errors - I'd say that's more than unfortunate...
February 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This implies that you've experienced both errors - I'd say that's more than unfortunate...
Lucky it wasn't an oven door, or it could've been an inferno.
February 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Lucky it wasn't an oven door, or it could've been an inferno.
Also funny how he thinks they don't already have all of his data, but the tennis racquet was a nice touch.
February 10, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Also funny how he thinks they don't already have all of his data, but the tennis racquet was a nice touch.
The main thing I'm getting from the replies is that some of you need more fibre in your diets.
February 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The main thing I'm getting from the replies is that some of you need more fibre in your diets.
Named by Liam Gallagher, let down by engine and trans, but looks better than the Velar and impressive kit level, imo.
February 10, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Named by Liam Gallagher, let down by engine and trans, but looks better than the Velar and impressive kit level, imo.
Ahh, you're nice. I wonder why you were bullied...?
February 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Ahh, you're nice. I wonder why you were bullied...?