Jake
@tonymagoni.bsky.social
i'm worth a million in prizes
he/him/cis/het
he/him/cis/het
Free, but at what cost
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Free, but at what cost
What kind of vampire is this?
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
What kind of vampire is this?
When you come at Mark Wahlberg and hit Mark Walberg instead
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
When you come at Mark Wahlberg and hit Mark Walberg instead
I did my first c-section at home on the dining room table while after watching several YouTube tutorials
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I did my first c-section at home on the dining room table while after watching several YouTube tutorials
Men can’t even enjoy Men’s day
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Men can’t even enjoy Men’s day
Wow, can’t believe the NYT would love fascists so much
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Wow, can’t believe the NYT would love fascists so much
I got the ass bugs, Jerry!
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I got the ass bugs, Jerry!
nbd, but i was pushing 400lbs on one these mf'ers this evening
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
nbd, but i was pushing 400lbs on one these mf'ers this evening
He tried to warn us, now all the blood spilled in Central Park is on our hands
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
He tried to warn us, now all the blood spilled in Central Park is on our hands
That smell, that onion and mustard smell
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
That smell, that onion and mustard smell
Bovino signaling to his gestapo squad that his heart goes out to them
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Bovino signaling to his gestapo squad that his heart goes out to them
You can’t go cruising down the freeway in the hot hot sun anymore
October 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
You can’t go cruising down the freeway in the hot hot sun anymore
Sorry, I bought this before I knew he was crazy
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Sorry, I bought this before I knew he was crazy
Hmmmm, interesting. I would not have known this was a ‘Nazi’ uniform until you said something. I assumed it was a simple Wehrmacht officer’s outfit or possibly a pirate? Nevertheless, you should vote for him
October 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Hmmmm, interesting. I would not have known this was a ‘Nazi’ uniform until you said something. I assumed it was a simple Wehrmacht officer’s outfit or possibly a pirate? Nevertheless, you should vote for him
Finally we can agree on something
October 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Finally we can agree on something
I hope they find all the zombie barrels Johnson left under there
October 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I hope they find all the zombie barrels Johnson left under there
I’ll be hanging out at one of the earth’s lagrange points today, do not try to reach me
October 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I’ll be hanging out at one of the earth’s lagrange points today, do not try to reach me
Yes because you’ve fallen right into the trap
October 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Yes because you’ve fallen right into the trap